101 reasons to date me

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    May 13, 2007 4:30 PM GMT
    -I will never lie to you
    -I will cook you breakfast, and if you ask if I'm gonna have some, I'll lie and say yes, so you'll let me make it for you (I don't eat breakfast).
    -I don't use deodorant
    -But I smell good anyway
    -I can beat up most people I know
    -I have only been in one fight in my life
    -I was 10, he was talking about my mother, I kicked the crap out of him
    -I have pecs
    -I can pick up really heavy things over my head
    -I have never dyed my hair blonde
    -I don't care what religion you are
    -I believe in chivalry
    -I believe in all the way
    -I will tell you you are being stupid if you are
    -I will give you back rubs for literally hours at a time
    -I don't have a hairy back
    -I don't have a hairy chest
    -I am Asian American
    -I am not in IT
    -I am good at math, though
    -I don't mind chick flicks once in a while.
    -I am devilishly handsome
    -I like Irish car bombs (the drink, not actual Irish car bombs)
    -I like Irish accents
    -I have goals
    -I care about people
    -I care about mankind
    -I'd like to sponsor this child for 73 cents a day someday
    -I'm good at pool
    -I will get a nervous, anxious feeling every time you walk into the room
    -I am trying to get used to the real world
    -I waste too much money on stupid things
    -I love new socks
    -I know I'm supposed to wash them first
    -I will rub your feet if you move them too close to me
    -I don't mind silence
    -I love the outdoors
    -I love horses
    -I love the Smashing Pumpkins
    -I love Jack Johnson
    -I could spend hours at the beach watching the waves break
    -I call when I say I will
    -I don't need to know where you are every 5 minutes
    -I dress well
    -I like wooden hangers
    -I look cute with glasses
    -I lost them so I can't see that well at night (not exactly a plus, but whatever)
    -I shower at least once a day
    -I make an effort to put the toilet seat down
    -Your breasts will be so clean if we shower together
    -So will the rest of you
    -I will make fun of you if you deserve it
    -I don't mind silence
    -I'm good at Jeopardy
    -I will never lose my hair
    -I rarely lose my temper
    -I try not to swear much
    -Especially in front of children and the elderly
    -I have friends that I can count on
    -I'll make fun of you in front of your family
    -I will always make you feel wanted
    -My arm makes a good pillow
    -I like high thread count sheets
    -I think saying I love you is not to be taken lightly
    -I think it's adorable when you snore
    -I will try to keep quiet when you are sleeping
    -I don't snore
    -I don't usually make lists
    -Though I'd say I am doing pretty well at it
    -I think it's sexy when you wear my clothes
    -I like that they smell like you when you take it off
    -I love seeing you naked
    -I will share my starbursts
    -I'll wash the dishes when you make me dinner
    -I will cook really extravagant meals
    -I like cake, but don't like frosting
    -I will never start eating without you
    -I'll let you use my toothbrush
    -I will squeeze you so tight you will think you are about to explode
    -My cup is overflowing
    -I like a lot of ice in my drink
    -I'm writing reason 82 right now
    -I have smooth skin
    -I have a mind of my own
    -I also have hands and feet as well
    -I will stand and fight your wars with you
    -I am good at opening champagne bottles
    -I have never lost an eye
    -I like spoiling my appetite
    -I'll remember how you take your tea/coffee
    -I can make a rose garnish out of tomatoes
    -I like to garden
    -I get excited when I see beautiful flowers
    -Sushi is a weakness
    -So is a nice tush
    -I'm not rich, but certainly working on it
    -I love what I do immensely
    -I follow through
    -You've read this far already
    -I will be conscience of your feelings
    -I'll surprise you for no apparent reason
    -I am genuine
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    May 13, 2007 6:35 PM GMT
    This is awesome!

    I counted that I do or have only about 5 of those characteristics.

    You're a better date then me.
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    May 13, 2007 7:45 PM GMT
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    May 13, 2007 11:38 PM GMT
    I feel those are the traits you expect from the guy you want to date. If you have some of them great!
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    May 14, 2007 12:52 AM GMT
    Quote:
    [-I make an effort to put the toilet seat down
    -Your breasts will be so clean if we shower together
    -So will the rest of you]

    Honey... don't worry about the seat, I like to pee standing up... and forget the breasts, concentrate on the dick.

    Honey? Are you OK? You look pale...! Honey?!!
  • hotversguy

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    May 17, 2007 3:02 AM GMT
    You had me on "I can beat up most people I know"

    really, you did.
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    Jun 24, 2007 10:10 PM GMT
    'I think it's sexy when you wear my clothes'
    my favourite one
  • silverfox

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    Mar 22, 2010 4:14 AM GMT
    TOFUSTUD said101 reasons, but NO PHOTO UPLOADED.



    Agreed! icon_biggrin.gif