Never Question A Drunk.....

  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 02, 2010 7:57 PM GMT
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    Last night, I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

    A half-gallon of 2% milk
    A carton of eggs
    A carton of orange juice
    A head of romaine lettuce
    A jar of coffee
    1 lb. package of bacon

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.

    I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." ROFL.gifROFL.gifROFL.gif
  • baldone

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    Jan 02, 2010 8:14 PM GMT
    well i am assuming that the drunk is blindicon_smile.gif
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    Jan 02, 2010 8:15 PM GMT
    baldone saidwell i am assuming that the drunk is blindicon_smile.gif


    Hey, I'll drink to that! icon_wink.gif
  • drypin

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    Jan 02, 2010 10:08 PM GMT
    I assume you took him home and made him a BLT and a glass of café con leche before inviting him into your boudoir.
  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 03, 2010 12:19 AM GMT
    drypin saidI assume you took him home and made him a BLT and a glass of café con leche before inviting him into your boudoir.



    AHEM......I would certainly do this with you.icon_wink.gif
  • mynyun

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    Jan 03, 2010 12:47 AM GMT
    I refuse the believe that blind moron was drunk. He was probably coming down off a bad trip and wanted to spread his malicious lies to make you feel as bad as he did. Needless to say he spoke falsely.
    But then again if you are ugly then I don't care to see beautiful at all. Because you are FINE on the eyes.!!! icon_cool.gificon_wink.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 03, 2010 12:53 AM GMT
    mynyun saidI refuse the believe that blind moron was drunk. He was probably coming down off a bad trip and wanted to spread his malicious lies to make you feel as bad as he did. Needless to say he spoke falsely.
    But then again if you are ugly then I don't care to see beautiful at all. Because you are FINE on the eyes.!!! icon_cool.gificon_wink.gif



    Ahem.....um......Thanks...icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 03, 2010 1:19 AM GMT
    Well looking at you makes me drunk and I kinda like it too ;)
  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 03, 2010 1:21 AM GMT
    asnextdoor saidWell looking at you makes me drunk and I kinda like it too ;)



    ...and you already know that I think you are both sweet and cute...icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 03, 2010 2:09 AM GMT
    malefeet said
    asnextdoor saidWell looking at you makes me drunk and I kinda like it too ;)



    ...and you already know that I think you are both sweet and cute...icon_redface.gif


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