What To Do If Offered Recreational Substances.....

  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 02, 2010 9:06 PM GMT
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    When/if you are offered a recreational substance during the course of a date, simply respond with, "I'm cool," and raise your hand and flip your hair in a somewhat declining manner.

    This achieves two things. First, it conveys the message that you do not wish to participate in the activity at this time. Second, by using the phrase "I'm cool," and flipping your hair you convey that you are not being negative (i.e., not bringing them down) and that you are "hip." and that you have moved on and put the experience out of your mind.

    However, if you are like myself and have short hair or no hair, then a simple "NO THANKS" should suffice. icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 02, 2010 9:22 PM GMT
    I would replace the hair flip with a quick application of flavored chap stick.

    Then a comment on how tasty the chap stick is:

    "Mmmm, Cherry! It's too bad you wont get a taste... let me know how that coke hits you..."
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    Jan 02, 2010 9:22 PM GMT
    Oh geez.. I'm getting flashbacks of cheezy afterschool specials.



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    Jan 02, 2010 9:24 PM GMT
    If Marijuana, (And not coke):

    "Mmmm, Cherry! Mmmmmmmm.... it's like I'm IN Japan, and someone just squeezed a fresh cherry off the tree into my mouth...come lick it off. Dude, wouldn't it be cool to ride a live dragon? Like fly around and shit... dude....."
  • drypin

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    Jan 02, 2010 10:00 PM GMT
    I'm a strong believer that hair should only be flipped if you have little shiny star appliqu├ęs on your painted fingernails.

    Otherwise, you should part your long hair in the middle, take a drag on your cancer stick and say, maybe later, like, when you're going down on me.
  • DrobUA

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    Jan 02, 2010 10:29 PM GMT
    My phrase of choice is, "I'm good, but thanks".

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    Jan 02, 2010 10:34 PM GMT
    Never have been offered anything and would certainly say "NO THANKS" -
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    Jan 02, 2010 10:36 PM GMT
    I really don't like to be around people who do illegal drugs because I don't want to get in trouble with the law or be seen as someone who uses them in any form or fashion.


    Usually I just say, "Eh, no. Drugs are completely against what I stand for. Thanks for your consideration, though. I appreciate it."
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    Jan 02, 2010 10:43 PM GMT
    I've always just said "No thanks!" and it seems to have not offended anyone.


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    Jan 02, 2010 10:45 PM GMT
    "no thanks" is good enough for me. the last time I was offered any drugs was in college.
  • RSportsguy

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    Jan 02, 2010 10:46 PM GMT
    "No Thanks" usually works fine.
  • Timbales

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    Jan 02, 2010 11:13 PM GMT
    I had a bad experience.

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    Jan 02, 2010 11:37 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidI had a bad experience.



    Timberoo I thought you looked familiar! BTW loved you in Showgirls, classy film.
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    Jan 02, 2010 11:45 PM GMT
    I usually accept them, put them in my pill case and say,
    "Oh... I don't have to take these with you do I?"
  • Hunter9

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    Jan 02, 2010 11:48 PM GMT
    if you've been following some other threads here recently, you'll notice that i am (for the most part) not drug averse. that said, nobody should be offering anybody any kinds of drugs on a date.

    if you both agreed to get drinks, then that's fine since it was already agreed upon... unless it was also already agreed to take some mushrooms, DMT and go bowling, in which case have fun!!!
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    Jan 02, 2010 11:48 PM GMT
    thenes saidI've always just said "No thanks!" and it seems to have not offended anyone.

    That's what I've been doing since the 1960s. icon_biggrin.gif
  • mcwclewis

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    Jan 02, 2010 11:52 PM GMT
    Unfortunately "no thanks" hasn't always worked for me. So I tell them that if they feel like driving me to the hospital then yes, I'd like to have some... then create some story about how my body is very succeptible to mind altering substances and it could kill me. Its not true, but hey, its shuts up the peep pressurers.
  • SwimNP

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    Jan 03, 2010 12:10 AM GMT
    I would say no thanks, I don't do that stuff. I wouldn't really care how they take it.
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    Jan 03, 2010 12:13 AM GMT
    i say "no thanks." if they persist i tell people i'm allergic. LOL
  • rnch

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    Jan 03, 2010 12:26 AM GMT
    it depends on the substance... icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 03, 2010 12:29 AM GMT
    oh i've been known to accept a little E or speed ,but i really mean a little : split one pill in 4 and take each bit every 3 hours .

    E kills your libido, your appetite, you have to be told to go take a leak, you feel like shit for two days wondering where the heck went all your serotonin..
    And then, all's back to normal.

    But all that is behind me. I found i only needed a double espresso, a couple of Gurus and a snack and i was good all night.

    wish i had hair to flip though.


  • HndsmKansan

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    Jan 03, 2010 12:35 AM GMT
    I doubt if I'd ever be offered any.. .but if I was, I'd decline and be polite.....
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    Jan 03, 2010 12:46 AM GMT
    I don't know if this translates into other cultures but in Aus;

    'Nah, Mate' works well

    - short and doesnt make a big deal
    - is friendly and upbeat
    - leaves no room for discussion
    - commonly used for all sorts of situations
    - can add a bit of condescension to the tone if necessary
    - very patriotic (JK)
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    Jan 03, 2010 12:59 AM GMT
    ThePenIsMyTier saidIf Marijuana, (And not coke):

    "Mmmm, Cherry! Mmmmmmmm.... it's like I'm IN Japan, and someone just squeezed a fresh cherry off the tree into my mouth...come lick it off. Dude, wouldn't it be cool to ride a live dragon? Like fly around and shit... dude....."


    I love the stereotypes people have of stoners haha.
  • mynyun

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    Jan 03, 2010 1:02 AM GMT
    I've not had too many offered to me. But on new years eve I was out and this chic came up to me and said she heard I was the one to talk to for blow. icon_eek.gif
    I was like sorry don't got it and don't do it. icon_neutral.gif I was floored.
    ....mostly because I just stick to shooting acid now. I'm so over blow. Lmao. kidding.