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...the lady in front of me at the market was buying both meat AND vegetables. Ha!

Your trying to start a war Rugger

Why cant you just leave the vegetarians and vegans alone

Nah just having a little fun. Call it parody.

My best and longest friend is a veg.

Well, I know you don't mean any harm by it, but I think it has the potential to get very hot in here.

RuggerATX said...the lady in front of me at the market was buying both meat AND vegetables. Ha!

I guess is she had a husband, it would have proved that humans are heterosexual too?

Here are some more for you...

1. When she dies, it will prove that meat kills you
2. If she bought a magazine, it proves that humans eat magazines
3. If she bought dog food, it proves that humans eat dog food
4. She was in front of you because women are faster than men

That's all I can think of for now.

If you respond seriously it proves you have no sense of humor.

RuggerATXMy best and longest friend is a veg.

Ah, Ruggs, you poor, sexy thing. No wonder you're so starved for conversation. Can your friend breathe on his own, at least?

Dude have you been looking in my window? I'm so bored and unmotivated today and no one is around. Curse all those vodka sodas from last night. ;-)

cuteasabuttonRuggerATXboth meat AND vegetables

Bitch probably owns cats AND dogs!

MikePhil there's a much higher chance for a war when you reply twice, bringing the thread to the home page each time.

The important question is not whether she buys meat and veg or not.

Was she hot?

If not, either meat, veg, or the combination of the two, reduce hotness. Studies must be carried out immediately

Yes, which unequivocally proves that being an omnivore is the only way to attain hotness.

Rugger, maybe I want to see you get riped to shreds

And don't blame me You started the thread, not me

I'm not blaming anyone for anything. It seemed like you had an aversion to flame wars, but were helping perpetuate it as well by keeping the topic on the home page.

Now I find out you want to see me ripped to shreds. You should come watch one of my matches if that's what you want to see. ;-)

It's War of the Veg!

First up: the Hothouse cucumber VS. the Boston lettuce!

Flame wars rock!

RuggerATX saidI'm not blaming anyone for anything. It seemed like you had an aversion to flame wars, but were helping perpetuate it as well by keeping the topic on the home page.

Now I find out you want to see me ripped to shreds. You should come watch one of my matches if that's what you want to see. ;-)

Aaaaah, I was joking Rugger. I'd help fight them off. I don't believe you get ripped to shreds at your matches either.

But are flames vegetarian?

lol, you guys are great.

"Have you ever seen a healthy-looking vegetarian? They look like shit! They're all gaunt and yellow. After a while, their bodies become intolerant of other things. I'll give you an example. I was out to lunch with a comedian friend of mine, and later in the day he said and I quote, "I feel nauseous and I have a headache. That soup I had must have had beef broth in it." Your system's kickin back broth? You're a manly man, aren't you?"

Ron White

Vegetarian hardcore.

too funny...

Jack Daniels, Sunday evening, football and the humor of you guys...

Life is good!

n8dagrt saidlol, you guys are great.

"Have you ever seen a healthy-looking vegetarian? They look like shit! They're all gaunt and yellow. After a while, their bodies become intolerant of other things. I'll give you an example. I was out to lunch with a comedian friend of mine, and later in the day he said and I quote, "I feel nauseous and I have a headache. That soup I had must have had beef broth in it." Your system's kickin back broth? You're a manly man, aren't you?"

Ron White

yeah...that proves it...your friend has trouble with food therefore all vegetarians do. You see unhealthy vegetarians...therefore all vegetarians are unhealthy.

I hope that does not mean that you have never seen an unhealthy meat eater.

It's a comedy skit brother. It's a joke.

I personally believe in balance in all things, but to each their own.

Where are the vegangelicals? I thought for sure they'd be in this thread by now - prostheletizing to the meat-eating-masses...

love your humor/humour Rugger.

n8dagrt saidIt's a comedy skit brother. It's a joke.

I personally believe in balance in all things, but to each their own.

Most of us try to find our own balance in life. Just because my balance is not your idea of what balance is does not mean that I do not believe in balance. I don't think that being a vegetarian is an extreme, it is just mindful and more compassionate.

Carrot juice is murder

metta8 said... it is just mindful and more compassionate.

but ... you're killing more plants! just think of how many plants you have to kill just for the life of one cow!

jc_online said...vegangelicals?

Now that's funny!!

veggie-jellos?

the vegello monolog?

o_o

HAHAHAHAHA!

metta8I don't think that being a vegetarian is an extreme, it is just mindful and more compassionate.

For your smugness and the disdain shown towards your haemoglobin-scented brethren , I smack you with my spicy salami!


Do not be afraid, Green One, I shall be mindful and compassionate with you. Now, please, kindly assume the position.

Oh my, I fear the g0ys will be in an uproar. I reckon that phallic foods wouldn't sit well with them.

Or should that be: They don't sit well on phallic foods?

maybe they don't engage in intercourse since that course is .. unnatural? it's more healthy to just masturbate.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

i guess some people don't get it and i do need to put </sarcastic humor> at the end of that

n8dagrt saidlol, you guys are great.

"Have you ever seen a healthy-looking vegetarian? They look like shit! They're all gaunt and yellow. After a while, their bodies become intolerant of other things. I'll give you an example. I was out to lunch with a comedian friend of mine, and later in the day he said and I quote, "I feel nauseous and I have a headache. That soup I had must have had beef broth in it." Your system's kickin back broth? You're a manly man, aren't you?"

Ron White

Im not yellow nor gaunt thank you very much : P. When your vegetarian for long periods of time and consume any meat by product your system retaliates because of the influx of toxins. It's pretty much the same concept of getting a tattoo/piercing then wondering why you have a swollen lymph node. I just had to put some fact into the reality

sickothesame saidIf you respond seriously it proves you have no sense of humor.

the internet is serious man get with it

The internet is NOT serious. This thread proves that.
If I see one more extra long vegetable, i'm gonna die laughing.

GuiltyGear said

The internet is NOT serious. This thread proves that.
If I see one more extra long vegetable, i'm gonna die laughing.

relax, its ironic

Irony is when something happens that you really don't expect so I don't really get you.

And, why are you quoting me when i'm right above you, HUH??

And, now, i'm below you. You're in a GuiltyGear sandwich. How does it feel?

AMAZING

Damn right it's AMAZING.

Actually, Wasting was using Sarcasm. Saying the opposite of what you mean.

Irony is something happening that's contrary to expectations - which may be suprising, but it's the contrary part that makes it ironic. Like a vegan goes to dinner party. She's the only one who doesn't eat the broiled chicked. The whole meal she badgers the meateaters about the dangers of eating meat and wolfs down her extra huge helping of veggies. Then she chokes on a cucumber and dies. Irony.

Whatever, i'll let the Queen of Sarcasm school you now, you big sexy hunk of man, you!!!

VCR? What's a VCR?