Unwanted IM requests

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    Jan 05, 2010 2:29 AM GMT
    How do you handle them? This is one way I do. I try to use a different technique every time.

    Bryan0101: hey......cam?
    Bryan0101: and be friends?
    ThePenIsMyTier: I'll be a wizard, level 8
    ThePenIsMyTier: a grey wizard
    ThePenIsMyTier: you be a fair maiden
    ThePenIsMyTier: My chamber maiden.
    Bryan0101: haicon_smile.gif
    ThePenIsMyTier: MAIDEN, DO NOT SPEAK OR LAUGH AT ME
    ThePenIsMyTier: I cast an icebolt, freezing your lips shut
    Bryan0101: ok...
    ThePenIsMyTier: I remove my wizard hat and place it atop your naked left breast
    Bryan0101: ooo
    ThePenIsMyTier: Maiden, speak not.
    Bryan0101: :X
    ThePenIsMyTier: My wand, made of alabaster, is glowing red
    ThePenIsMyTier: "Tssssssssss"1
    ThePenIsMyTier: The ice melts from your mouth, exposing your plump lips
    Bryan0101: show me thru ur cam then
    ThePenIsMyTier: I proceed to singe your lips shut permanently. Nobody will hear of this encounter with the great grey wizard
    ThePenIsMyTier: I remove my robe and trousers, my set bonus diminishes and my power wanes
    ThePenIsMyTier: My prickly grey unshaven chest arouses the chamber maiden
    ThePenIsMyTier: you moan.
    Bryan0101: unlock ur private photo, pls
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    Jan 05, 2010 2:42 AM GMT
    Just goes to show you that no matter how you respond to these people, they will not give up!

    Honorable.

    And no, I will not turn off the IM feature on my profile! heh
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    Jan 05, 2010 2:44 AM GMT
    quote random Bjork lyrics

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    Jan 05, 2010 2:47 AM GMT
    oh for heaven's sake, just turn the damn IM off ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 05, 2010 2:49 AM GMT
    And how does one find his way on the wanted IM request list?
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    Jan 05, 2010 3:07 AM GMT
    level 8 wizard? if we can pick our experience level, I’ll take a level 30 sorcerer. I’ll have a blue-green robe to complement my eyes which go red with infravision since I’m an elf whose dexterity will bring new meaning to the words “writhe” and “acrobatic.”
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    Jan 05, 2010 3:19 AM GMT
    ah lilone, you need to turn off your IM *nods* otherwise things like this will keep happening and gawd they get bad
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    Jan 05, 2010 3:41 AM GMT
    Just ask for a credit card number.
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    Jan 05, 2010 3:42 AM GMT
    xrichx saidJust ask for a credit card number.

    WIN ... icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 05, 2010 4:53 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidah lilone, you need to turn off your IM *nods* otherwise things like this will keep happening and gawd they get bad



    Refer to my first reply to this thread.


    I enjoy the unwanted IM requests. It gives me a chance to annoy them back! And if they speak English, even better!
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    Jan 05, 2010 4:55 AM GMT
    unfounded7 saidAnd how does one find his way on the wanted IM request list?


    If the opening IM is conversational, good.
    If the opening IM is someone I know, good.
    If the IMer in question has information and/or pictures from which I can gather information, good.
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    Jan 05, 2010 4:56 AM GMT
    ThePenIsMyTier said
    lilTanker saidah lilone, you need to turn off your IM *nods* otherwise things like this will keep happening and gawd they get bad



    Refer to my first reply to this thread.


    I enjoy the unwanted IM requests. It gives me a chance to annoy them back! And if they speak English, even better!

    AAAH, my bad, terribly sorry, my mind wandered else where after I read the first two lines...
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    Jan 05, 2010 5:02 AM GMT
    Oh this was good for a laugh. I absolutely disagree with the posters above - whatever you do, keep this sort of material going. It reminds me of a David Letterman sketch called "Stop Calling Me Chief". How long can they go before common sense catches up?
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    Jan 05, 2010 5:07 AM GMT
    Probably the funniest thing I have read all day! Kudos to you! I hate all those random IM'ers that have nothing good to say!