Sex Toys For Dogs

  • metta

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    Jan 05, 2010 7:54 PM GMT



    I thought that this one was funny....


    Sex Toys For Dogs

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    If you thought keeping your dog busy trying to fish a treat out of a Kong with his tongue was entertaining — wait until you get a load of the Hot Doll for Dogs by Clement Elroy. Made for dogs that are left alone often, apparently with no human legs around to hump, the Hot Doll allows them to release their frustration without creating unwanted litters. Seriously?! Do we really need the equivalent of blow up dolls for our pups? What’s next? Doggie porn? We can just see the titles now: “Doggie Does Dallas,” or “Bend Over Rover.” We say, just let dogs keep licking themselves — it’s free. http://www.hotdollfordog.com.

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  • GQjock

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    Jan 05, 2010 8:23 PM GMT
    That's the noise I've been hearing every Night icon_rolleyes.gif
  • drypin

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    Jan 05, 2010 8:50 PM GMT
    I will not have my dog getting more action than I do!
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    Jan 05, 2010 9:14 PM GMT
    Fleshdog? icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 05, 2010 11:03 PM GMT
    What a country!
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    Jan 06, 2010 2:19 AM GMT
    Umm, who's going to clean it? EWWWW.
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    Jan 06, 2010 2:35 AM GMT
    Thank god. I can finally stop giving my dog hand jobs.
  • Celticmusl

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    Jan 06, 2010 2:38 AM GMT
    I bought I hotdoll for my dog. Then I had to buy a smaller hotdoll for my original hotdoll so my hotdoll could get off....when will this ever end?
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    Jan 06, 2010 2:41 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidThank god. I can finally stop giving my dog hand jobs.


    My neighbors are probably wondering what caused the loud, hysterical laughter they just heard. I wish they had a good enough sense of humor for me to tell them.
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    Jan 06, 2010 2:47 AM GMT
    Celticmusl saidI bought I hotdoll for my dog. Then I had to buy a smaller hotdoll for my original hotdoll so my hotdoll could get off....when will this ever end?


    Turtles all the way down.
  • iHavok

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    Jan 06, 2010 5:02 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie said
    Celticmusl saidI bought I hotdoll for my dog. Then I had to buy a smaller hotdoll for my original hotdoll so my hotdoll could get off....when will this ever end?


    Turtles all the way down.



    oooh nice reference!
    Mmmm Grossman
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    Jan 06, 2010 5:09 AM GMT
    I think my dog likes to lick balls too...oddly they are toys!
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    Jan 06, 2010 6:22 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidThank god. I can finally stop giving my dog hand jobs.
    i lawld so hard. thanks.