Piss Elegant

  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 06, 2010 1:57 AM GMT
    Lately, my friends and I have been playing a game. The object is to either think of items or take actual pictures of things that fit the description "piss elegant."

    Things that are piss elegant were originally intended to be classy, but turned out like something that belongs in a trailer park. Perhaps it looks contrived, or perhaps it just looks shitty. Either way, the intention was botched.

    Some examples:

    Tinsel on the Tree
    Spinning Chrome Rims on a Cadillac
    Five-year-old children in beauty pageants
    Anything from the store "Things Remembered"
    Liberace, Wayne Newton, and pretty much all of Las Vegas
    Hummer Limousines
    Cubic Zirconia and Diamonique
    Photo-Embossed Collectable Plates with Gold Leaf
    Plastic Champagne Glasses
    Precious Moments Dolls


    This thing:
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    And this thing:
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    I thought it would be fun to have everyone post their favorite piss elegant ideas and/or pics. Please, though: DO NOT CONFUSE "ghetto fabulous" with "piss elegant." As an example, Lee Press-on Nails are piss elegant, but airbrushed nails are ghetto fabulous.

    I look forward to your posts!



  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 06, 2010 2:00 AM GMT
    I forgot "Time shares."
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    Jan 06, 2010 2:06 AM GMT
    MESA.jpg ... Arizona ... icon_wink.gif ... sorry I dont have a pic of their gated trailer park ... icon_rolleyes.gif
  • baldone

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    Jan 06, 2010 2:08 AM GMT
    ok...how bout a elegant black velvet painting of elvis
  • baldone

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    Jan 06, 2010 2:09 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidLately, my friends and I have been playing a game. The object is to either think of items or take actual pictures of things that fit the description "piss elegant."

    Things that are piss elegant were originally intended to be classy, but turned out like something that belongs in a trailer park. Perhaps it looks contrived, or perhaps it just looks shitty. Either way, the intention was botched.

    Some examples:

    Tinsel on the Tree
    Spinning Chrome Rims on a Cadillac
    Five-year-old children in beauty pageants
    Anything from the store "Things Remembered"
    Liberace, Wayne Newton, and pretty much all of Las Vegas
    Hummer Limousines
    Cubic Zirconia and Diamonique
    Photo-Embossed Collectable Plates with Gold Leaf
    Plastic Champagne Glasses
    Precious Moments Dolls


    This thing:
    22276_275410304745_753079745_4577196_608

    And this thing:
    13744_250226019745_753079745_4410598_376

    I thought it would be fun to have everyone post their favorite piss elegant ideas and/or pics. Please, though: DO NOT CONFUSE "ghetto fabulous" with "piss elegant." As an example, Lee Press-on Nails are piss elegant, but airbrushed nails are ghetto fabulous.

    I look forward to your posts!



    damn...my ex used to collect the precious moments....at one point she had approx 6 shelves in the living room full of them plus some boxed that she had no room for....she got to keep them in the divorce
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 06, 2010 2:14 AM GMT
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  • creature

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    Jan 06, 2010 2:26 AM GMT
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  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 06, 2010 2:32 AM GMT
    Please, no googling "piss elegant" and then posting whatever you think is funny. Try to come up with your own. We've already googled this shit.
  • Timbales

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    Jan 06, 2010 2:33 AM GMT
    Pink Champagne
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 06, 2010 2:33 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidPink Champagne


    And, of course, White Zinfandel.
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    Jan 06, 2010 2:34 AM GMT
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  • Timbales

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    Jan 06, 2010 2:36 AM GMT
    gold tinted mirrors, doubly so if on the ceiling
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    Jan 06, 2010 2:48 AM GMT
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    Okay, sure - you're spending a lot of money on your cat. But you also pee in a litter box, don't you?

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    Collections are so tacky.

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    Sure, you've been all over the world! Tell me stories, don't stick ugly magnets to your fridge!
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    Jan 06, 2010 2:54 AM GMT
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    Expensive sunglasses, and anything Louis Vuitton.

    People get identical look-alikes at goodwill for $1-2.

    The ever-popular huge bugeye sunglasses style sickens me.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 06, 2010 2:56 AM GMT
    ThePenIsMyTier said
    Expensive sunglasses, and anything Louis Vuitton.

    People get identical look-alikes at goodwill for $1-2.

    The ever-popular huge bugeye sunglasses style sickens me.


    LMAO!!
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    Jan 06, 2010 2:58 AM GMT
    First one to say  "piss elegant" loses his head!
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    Jan 06, 2010 3:00 AM GMT
    YES! Animal Clothes!
  • creature

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    Jan 06, 2010 3:03 AM GMT
    Here's a living room set to match the bed posted above:
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  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 06, 2010 3:08 AM GMT
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    Jan 06, 2010 4:01 AM GMT
    Please, OP, for the sake of public health, delete this thread before it metastasizes any further.
    Repeated viewing may cause damage to the optic nerve and frontal cortex.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 06, 2010 4:15 AM GMT
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    Jan 06, 2010 4:23 AM GMT
    As hideous as the house and the bed are, it's the refridgerator magnets that bother me the most.
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    Jan 08, 2010 3:22 AM GMT


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  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 08, 2010 3:25 AM GMT
    Oh. My. Fucking. God.
  • mcwclewis

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    Jan 08, 2010 3:25 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said

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    Oh my god.


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