How to pick up a gay guy.

  • new_jock1990

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    Jan 06, 2010 8:03 PM GMT
    k I dont know how to tell if a guy is gay or not. Or how to pick one up!
    I Barely came out and i dont have any gay friends so this is all new to me
    can anyone help me out????!!!!
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    Jan 06, 2010 10:40 PM GMT
    Gotta say with all the fun I had in my youth, I never ever really picked a guy up, they always come to me. I just stood there, or danced without a shirt on, and then I never went home alone. So I can't tell you how to pick up a guy, coz I never really ever did it, but I had a fucking good time.

    The last time I told myself get over it, he is not a homosexual, a few days latter he come and told me he was; shit like that happens to me all the time. I absolutly make up my mind, and something happens to make me question it.
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    Jan 06, 2010 10:53 PM GMT
    You want one?!
    *Eeek!*

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    Jan 06, 2010 11:04 PM GMT
    Congrats on coming out. Just be yourself, that's it. You'll start to get a sixth sense. We all have it. (Gays)
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    Jan 06, 2010 11:06 PM GMT
    ...sorry, I forgot my manners.
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    Jan 06, 2010 11:11 PM GMT
    How to pick one up? Easy... the next time you seeone fall down, you offer him your hand and say, "Hey... give you a lift-up?"

    Try that at the ice rink... it's where a lot of them fall down.
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    Jan 06, 2010 11:34 PM GMT
    Preferably by the waist..

    Unless he's like 5'4, your 6'2 and strong enough to pick him up by his ankles...
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    Jan 06, 2010 11:35 PM GMT
    hahahha.... there is no way to pick em up!
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    Jan 06, 2010 11:44 PM GMT
    if you find the answer ....then tell me , because I am wondering the same thing.
  • tas_515

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    Jan 06, 2010 11:47 PM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidHow to pick one up? Easy... the next time you seeone fall down, you offer him your hand and say, "Hey... give you a lift-up?"

    Try that at the ice rink... it's where a lot of them fall down.


    Note to self--don't fall at ice rink.
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    Jan 07, 2010 12:53 AM GMT
    Ph0en1x77 saidif you find the answer ....then tell me , because I am wondering the same thing.



    Amen. And post that shit on here. Help a guy out!
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    Jan 07, 2010 12:58 AM GMT
    Not that I am certainly any expert - but I would just say be yourself. As long as you are honest and genuine about who you are hopefully everything else will fall into place. icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 07, 2010 1:01 AM GMT
    Grab him by the ears icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 07, 2010 2:06 AM GMT
    lord...

    You stand up, back straight, proud, smile on your face, you walk up to him, introduce your self and shake his hand and by any luck, he'll smile at you, not give you some limp wrist wet fish handshake in return and you two chat lightly about anything!

    You drop a compliment or two, slide in a nice joke or three, give him your best smile, let him get up close to you and you watch his body language and what he's looking at.

    in a matter of minutes you can judge if he's interested or not and if he is, you got a man to mess with.

    And it really is that simple and requires no more effort.

    Yes sometimes your going to be rejected, sometimes your going to get an arsehole that plays you, sometimes he's just going to be a prick, but most men, young, old, stupid as shit or as smart as they come, will recognise you as someone to talk to, to get to know, to feel out (as it where).
    Besides, after a hundred rejections, you kinda get a skin thick enough to take it icon_smile.gif

    And yes, you can damned well do it, every single one of yas have something to give, every single man has strengths, every single man can do it.
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    Jan 07, 2010 2:25 AM GMT
    Lift with your legs, not your back.

    Safety first, and now you know.
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    Jan 07, 2010 2:31 AM GMT
    You show him that you have a dick...
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    Jan 07, 2010 2:32 AM GMT
    Wink at him and nod towards the bathroom door? Just kidding! That only worked in the 70s! icon_smile.gif

    I'd say just be honest and chill. Guys don't like it when you seem to eager, so it's best to not go into a conversation with someone with expectations of where you want it to go. Besides the mystery of learning about someone knew is what makes it fun!
  • DrobUA

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    Jan 07, 2010 2:44 AM GMT
    abm1985 saidWink at him and nod towards the bathroom door? Just kidding! That only worked in the 70s! icon_smile.gif

    I'd say just be honest and chill. Guys don't like it when you seem to eager, so it's best to not go into a conversation with someone with expectations of where you want it to go. Besides the mystery of learning about someone knew is what makes it fun!


    Hah! Like you remember the 70's... Just wave something shiny in front of him.
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    Jan 07, 2010 2:59 AM GMT
    DrobUA said
    abm1985 saidWink at him and nod towards the bathroom door? Just kidding! That only worked in the 70s! icon_smile.gif

    I'd say just be honest and chill. Guys don't like it when you seem to eager, so it's best to not go into a conversation with someone with expectations of where you want it to go. Besides the mystery of learning about someone knew is what makes it fun!


    Hah! Like you remember the 70's... Just wave something shiny in front of him.


    Yeah, you're right. My memory has been shit lately. ;)
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    Jan 07, 2010 3:10 AM GMT
    offer them money...seems to be the big lure...HAHA
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    Jan 07, 2010 3:31 AM GMT
    It's all done on 'puters nowadays. I was never much good at meeting guys in bars and such. But online it's easy - all from the comfort of your own home.
  • nismo29732

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    Jan 07, 2010 3:37 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidlord...

    You stand up, back straight, proud, smile on your face, you walk up to him, introduce your self and shake his hand and by any luck, he'll smile at you, not give you some limp wrist wet fish handshake in return and you two chat lightly about anything!

    You drop a compliment or two, slide in a nice joke or three, give him your best smile, let him get up close to you and you watch his body language and what he's looking at.

    in a matter of minutes you can judge if he's interested or not and if he is, you got a man to mess with.

    And it really is that simple and requires no more effort.

    Yes sometimes your going to be rejected, sometimes your going to get an arsehole that plays you, sometimes he's just going to be a prick, but most men, young, old, stupid as shit or as smart as they come, will recognise you as someone to talk to, to get to know, to feel out (as it where).
    Besides, after a hundred rejections, you kinda get a skin thick enough to take it icon_smile.gif

    And yes, you can damned well do it, every single one of yas have something to give, every single man has strengths, every single man can do it.


    Well Stated!
  • InsatiableBlo...

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    Jan 07, 2010 3:45 AM GMT
    Ok your question has been summed down to an exact science luckily.
    Studied by gay intellectuals worldwide.

    Im no expert but here is what I read from a text book on the subject matter:

    1. Go to the local gay club (ex The White Swallow) wearing a T shirt that says something like..."lookin' 4 $um"

    2.Ask to dance with guy.

    3.If guy accepts to dance, proceed to grind and dry hump in a techno music rythm with your new stranger.

    4. After you all have danced for about twenty minutes say you want to go "somewhere"*. Be sure to say somewhere and don't say "their place" because this would come off as slutty.
    If they say "CUM, to my place," immediately agree and go to whatshisface's house/apartment/car/bridge.

    Good luck, and lots of luck to you!
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    Jan 07, 2010 3:48 AM GMT
    I think you are either born with game or you arent. I however, am not ;)
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    Jan 07, 2010 3:58 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    jimbobthedevil saidLift with your legs, not your back.
    Safety first, and now you know.

    Does that translate to Lift your Legs,, lay on your back.
    Don't forget the condom, remember, Safety First...icon_cool.gif

    *giggles* I was thinking the exact same things icon_razz.gif