sleep talkin man

  • pandx970

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    Jan 09, 2010 7:18 AM GMT
    http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

    i nearly pee'd my pants.
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    Jan 09, 2010 2:38 PM GMT
    Whoa!
    That’s eff’ed up. Hilarious, but SCAAAARY.
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    Jan 09, 2010 3:55 PM GMT
    I'm am loving it! Thank you


    Now for some of my favorites:
    "Skipping to work makes everything better."
    "Be happy happy happy happy."
    "Now fuck off and let me bask in the glory of being me."
    "Yeah, I've got custard in my pants."
  • pandx970

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    Jan 09, 2010 10:40 PM GMT
    i'm a sleep-talker and used to be a sleep-walker. this blog hit home for me hard. haha.

    some of the best, recorded things my brothers and or I have said while asleep...

    middle brother: (sits up suddenly) "hunka-chunka-burning love" (lays back down, but in the opposite direction)

    me: "why the heck is the television so big?"

    lil brother: "ughhhhhhh. Ass!" (we think he was talking to someone in his dream)

    I've also been caught praying/chanting in my sleep. enough to scare my flat-mate.
  • Timbales

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    Jan 10, 2010 12:24 AM GMT
    "Where do you think YOU'RE going, hmmm? I knew it. The cupboard. You and your cupboard."

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  • pandx970

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    Jan 13, 2010 2:40 AM GMT
    i was just thinking...this is so not sports related...LOL>

    Made me crack:

    "Butter... nut... squash. I like those words."


    [yelled upon waking] "COCK HUNTER!"

    Wife's note: This was all early in the morning. The batteries had run out on the recorder, so it was like the old days, I was furiously typing, trying to keep up. I'm pretty sure that's the "clapping" that Adam was referring to. So, meanwhile, I'm still typing my brains out, and he's going "Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhh."

    Also, just after he shouted "COCK HUNTER" and woke up, he looked at me with fear in his eyes and said, "um, did I just shout cock hunter?" It's been worrying him ever since.


    Maybe some homoerotic dream? or perhaps the start to the best new David Hasselhof-inspired TV drama?
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    Jan 13, 2010 2:50 AM GMT
    I sleep talk.....icon_redface.gif

    They sometimes give away my subliminal thoughts I'd rather not give away and I often have these awkward morning after conversations, the last dude I apparently spent all night cuddling into him and calling him "sexy man" in my sleep icon_neutral.gif
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    Jan 13, 2010 2:52 AM GMT
    MsclDrew saidI sleep talk.....icon_redface.gif

    They sometimes give away my subliminal thoughts I'd rather not give away and I often have these awkward morning after conversations, the last dude I apparently spent all night cuddling into him and calling him "sexy man" in my sleep icon_neutral.gif

    HAHAHA

    I've done similar stuff... just laugh about it
  • pandx970

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    Jan 13, 2010 3:01 AM GMT
    apparently i was "murmurring" something about slippers last night that my roommate heard through the walls at 3am.
  • PipHop

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    Jan 13, 2010 3:06 AM GMT
    this is hysterical! i talk and laugh in my sleep, but nothing this consistently funny. poor guy, but at least his wife is seeing the brighter side of it. i had to list it in my favorites.

    "...you know the duck's irresponsible." icon_lol.gif