EMBARRASING STORIES

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    Jan 09, 2010 7:42 AM GMT
    I drove my roomate to the auotbody shop to get his car (he replaced the starter). He paid his bill and we got in the car. As I got in the passenger side, I noticed there were a pair of girl shoes (they were his friends) . I laughed and joked to Jordan about how the mechanics probably thought he was a tranny hooker. I went to put them in the back seat of the car and found to my suprise an empty ANAL DOUCHE BOX!

    Right out in the open. it had a picture of some muscular hunk on it. and in big red words it read. ANAL DOUCHE. I seriously almost shit laughing.

    I seriously wonder what the mechanics must of thought when they were in his car. Fuck.


    Any AWFUL stories?
  • Latenight30

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    Jan 09, 2010 12:29 PM GMT
    Not as horrible but similarly.
    When My brother and I shared a care communting to college it was stolen at the new defunk MediaPlay.
    They drove it to a Leebos western store where they proceeded to toss all of our belonging out and snatch some dingos.
    My father had to go and get the property and it included ladies high heels and probably 1 bottle of lube. All mine.
    I'm sure he was proud!
    The heels were a joke...not sure what the joke was..but it wasn't part of my normal fashion.
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    Jan 09, 2010 12:57 PM GMT
    Had a leather couple renting a room from me, they lived in Germany and visited the US everyother month, on their last visit back I told them we were going to be doing some remodeling, new carpet, paint etc and we needed them to put all their private stuff away or box it up as we needed to replace the carpet in their room....Everything went smooth and then we decided to redo their bathroom, called a contractor over to get a quote on ripping out the tub/shower....Contractor was a huge, ruff looking redneck kinda guy, went into the bathroom, he pulled back the shower curtain and the freakin bathtub had about 20 dildo's laying in it, not small, itty bitty ones, but monster ones the size of telephone poles, one of them had balls the size of grapefruits, it was black and about 24" tall and was sitting straight up in the middle of the tub......We stood there for about 20 seconds in total silence and the guy just blurted out "guess you do have some plumbing issues"
  • drypin

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    Jan 09, 2010 1:38 PM GMT
    Class... sometimes where you least expect it!
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    Jan 09, 2010 1:49 PM GMT
    It was New Years Eve morning and I was taking a shower after waking up with a stomach ache. Suddenly I got really nauseous and started puking profusely for about 30 seconds until I passed out. The sound of me falling got my dads attention and he yelled asking if I was ok. Being unconscious, I wasnt able to answer, so he came in the bathroom and found me laying in the bottom of the shower with about 3 inches of water built up from the puked clogged drain. Also inhabiting the shower water was diarrhea that I had released while passed out, and was now all over my body. My dad woke me up and got me into the next bathroom to wash the vomit and diarrhea off, only to result in another feeling of losing consciousness. Unable to see because my eyes had blacked out, I groped my way out of this shower and sat myself down on the toilet next to it. A few seconds later I fainted and woke up to a pile of vomit in between my legs on the floor and a toilet full of poop.

    Needless to say, it was a glorious mess for my family to clean up while I spent the rest of the morning asleep.
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    Jan 09, 2010 2:59 PM GMT
    drypin saidClass... sometimes where you least expect it!

    We had no idea they had the "collection" the guy was super cool and over the next few weeks he even made jokes about it,....
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    Jan 09, 2010 3:05 PM GMT
    hazardous saidIt was New Years Eve morning and I was taking a shower after waking up with a stomach ache. Suddenly I got really nauseous and started puking profusely for about 30 seconds until I passed out. The sound of me falling got my dads attention and he yelled asking if I was ok. Being unconscious, I wasnt able to answer, so he came in the bathroom and found me laying in the bottom of the shower with about 3 inches of water built up from the puked clogged drain. Also inhabiting the shower water was diarrhea that I had released while passed out, and was now all over my body. My dad woke me up and got me into the next bathroom to wash the vomit and diarrhea off, only to result in another feeling of losing consciousness. Unable to see because my eyes had blacked out, I groped my way out of this shower and sat myself down on the toilet next to it. A few seconds later I fainted and woke up to a pile of vomit in between my legs on the floor and a toilet full of poop.

    Needless to say, it was a glorious mess for my family to clean up while I spent the rest of the morning asleep.

    Sounds like swine flu ...or watching a Hugh Grant movie.
  • drypin

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    Jan 09, 2010 3:06 PM GMT
    I have to ask myself whether a straight plumber has ever in his entire life actually seen a dildo... much less the kind of "advanced" species you're talking about! :-)
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    Jan 09, 2010 4:44 PM GMT
    hazardous saidIt was New Years Eve morning and I was taking a shower after waking up with a stomach ache. Suddenly I got really nauseous and started puking profusely for about 30 seconds until I passed out. The sound of me falling got my dads attention and he yelled asking if I was ok. Being unconscious, I wasnt able to answer, so he came in the bathroom and found me laying in the bottom of the shower with about 3 inches of water built up from the puked clogged drain. Also inhabiting the shower water was diarrhea that I had released while passed out, and was now all over my body. My dad woke me up and got me into the next bathroom to wash the vomit and diarrhea off, only to result in another feeling of losing consciousness. Unable to see because my eyes had blacked out, I groped my way out of this shower and sat myself down on the toilet next to it. A few seconds later I fainted and woke up to a pile of vomit in between my legs on the floor and a toilet full of poop.

    Needless to say, it was a glorious mess for my family to clean up while I spent the rest of the morning asleep.


    Barf.
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    Jan 09, 2010 4:48 PM GMT
    ha. those are some amazing stories.

    Y'all should flesh them out a bit more and submit them to www.ImFromDriftwood.com. It's a site (my site, actually!) that collects true stories by gay people from all over the world.

    Get to writin'!
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    Jan 09, 2010 5:25 PM GMT
    drypin saidI have to ask myself whether a straight plumber has ever in his entire life actually seen a dildo... much less the kind of "advanced" species you're talking about! :-)

    He sure wanted to talk about them, I just got back from the gym, was limping just a bit, he looked over, gave me a wink and said "had fun last night," all to my protest as they aren't mine
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    Jan 09, 2010 5:56 PM GMT
    t's not an embarrassing story, really, but it's funny and I would like to share it.

    I work in hospitality, Banqueting or Functions, whatever you wish to call it. I'm the manager.
    Anyway, one day we had a function for the Wheelchair Sports Awards - where they honoured the wheelchair athletes of the year.

    My team were setting up the room, with all the tables and place settings etc,.
    In my hand was a table-by-table list, showing where each guest would be sitting. I was walking through the room, ensuring that each table was set exactly as required - it's my job!

    I had one of my team, Susie, following me to change the settings as I instructed.
    "Table Four, remove the chairs from position four, five and nine" I said
    "Table Six, remove the chairs from eight and ten"
    "Table Twelve, remove the chairs from position one, two and seven." As I read off my sheet.
    Susie was doing as she was told, but looking confused.

    "Table Nineteen, remove chairs from position six, seven and twelve!"
    It was a hive of activity, when Susie grabbed my arm, and in complete innocence, asked me:

    "Why are we removing the chairs?"
    I smiled
    "Because this is where the guests in wheelchairs will be dining"
    She looked even more confused, then asked,

    "So where do we get the wheelchairs from?"
  • drypin

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    Jan 09, 2010 6:06 PM GMT
    shortmuscleguy saidHe sure wanted to talk about them, I just got back from the gym, was limping just a bit, he looked over, gave me a wink and said "had fun last night," all to my protest as they aren't mine


    sounds like he thinks you raided their "stash" icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 09, 2010 6:42 PM GMT
    I'm one of those people that funny stuff happens too all the time.
    Owned a marine aquarium store and had lost a lot of weight and my pants were really loose...Lady comes in wanting a fish out of one of the top tanks which required me to use a step ladder.. The lady was standing right in front of me, while still standing at the top of the ladder with a bagged fish in each hand with her face eye level with my crotch, my pants just hit the ground and I was commando, I just did this wiggly little dance, hands were full and couldn't get me pants up and the store was packed, the lady just lost it, big black moma and she was just cackling and pointing.....hooting and hollering, laughing her ass off...When she went to pay for the fish, I gave her the change, she turned around to leave and then waked back over to me, rolled up a dollar bill and stuck it down my pants....icon_smile.gif
  • Timbales

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    Jan 09, 2010 6:52 PM GMT
    The only recent one I can recall is when I lost my first bog amount of weight. I was going to the gym, and it was pouring rain. I had to park pretty far away from the door. I had my gym bag and was trying to keep the hood of my jacket up while running to the door and my pants fell down little by little until they were past my knees as I staggered in, trying to get out of the rain.
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    Jan 09, 2010 7:01 PM GMT
    Gave a speech in front of 180 Rotarians - all suited up and serious. I stayed and answered questions / shook hands for awhile afterward. Later I discover my zipper had been down the whole time (slacks with two hooks instead of one - so in my haste I probably thought I'd finished getting dressed).

    Not as good as the thought of being seen bare ass naked as my friend above here.......but I laughed at it just the same.
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    Jan 09, 2010 7:08 PM GMT
    shortmuscleguy saidHad a leather couple renting a room from me, they lived in Germany and visited the US everyother month, on their last visit back I told them we were going to be doing some remodeling, new carpet, paint etc and we needed them to put all their private stuff away or box it up as we needed to replace the carpet in their room....Everything went smooth and then we decided to redo their bathroom, called a contractor over to get a quote on ripping out the tub/shower....Contractor was a huge, ruff looking redneck kinda guy, went into the bathroom, he pulled back the shower curtain and the freakin bathtub had about 20 dildo's laying in it, not small, itty bitty ones, but monster ones the size of telephone poles, one of them had balls the size of grapefruits, it was black and about 24" tall and was sitting straight up in the middle of the tub......We stood there for about 20 seconds in total silence and the guy just blurted out "guess you do have some plumbing issues"


    Oh My God, this is the funniest shit that I have read all day. Thanks for that. I needed the good laugh.
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    Jan 09, 2010 7:33 PM GMT
    I had just woken up one morning to the sound of a guy knocking, answered the door without my contact lenses and saw this man standing with an outstretched hand, huffing and puffing. We had a big dog at the time that used to chase strangers, so I figured she must have nipped him.

    Without hesitation, I ran and got cotton and hydrogen peroxide, took his hand and brought it REAL close so I could see. There was no obvious bruising, but I just continued playing nurse and "treating" his hand.

    I remember being mortified when I finally realized he was just a mute beggar asking for some spare change.
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    Jan 09, 2010 8:15 PM GMT
    Good god, that made my hair stand on end, lol.....you've just reinforced why I like older guys
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    Jan 09, 2010 8:21 PM GMT
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    hazardous saidIt was New Years Eve morning and I was taking a shower after waking up with a stomach ache. Suddenly I got really nauseous and started puking profusely for about 30 seconds until I passed out. The sound of me falling got my dads attention and he yelled asking if I was ok. Being unconscious, I wasnt able to answer, so he came in the bathroom and found me laying in the bottom of the shower with about 3 inches of water built up from the puked clogged drain. Also inhabiting the shower water was diarrhea that I had released while passed out, and was now all over my body. My dad woke me up and got me into the next bathroom to wash the vomit and diarrhea off, only to result in another feeling of losing consciousness. Unable to see because my eyes had blacked out, I groped my way out of this shower and sat myself down on the toilet next to it. A few seconds later I fainted and woke up to a pile of vomit in between my legs on the floor and a toilet full of poop.

    Needless to say, it was a glorious mess for my family to clean up while I spent the rest of the morning asleep.

    Sounds like swine flu ...or watching a Hugh Grant movie.


    Swine flu, my ass. That sounds like ebola. hazardous, I'd be going into the docs for some blood work, asap.
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    Jan 09, 2010 8:23 PM GMT
    shortmuscleguy saidI'm one of those people that funny stuff happens too all the time.
    Owned a marine aquarium store and had lost a lot of weight and my pants were really loose...Lady comes in wanting a fish out of one of the top tanks which required me to use a step ladder.. The lady was standing right in front of me, while still standing at the top of the ladder with a bagged fish in each hand with her face eye level with my crotch, my pants just hit the ground and I was commando, I just did this wiggly little dance, hands were full and couldn't get me pants up and the store was packed, the lady just lost it, big black moma and she was just cackling and pointing.....hooting and hollering, laughing her ass off...When she went to pay for the fish, I gave her the change, she turned around to leave and then waked back over to me, rolled up a dollar bill and stuck it down my pants....icon_smile.gif


    That woman has style.
  • jgymnast733

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    Jan 09, 2010 9:34 PM GMT
    I was having dinner with a few friends at a cute mexican restaurant in the village when some queen looks threw the window and see's someone she knows in our party.. SHE come's in and invites herself a place at our table and has a drink, which isnt a big deal really but she then proceeds to queen it up very loudly to the point where everyone in the restaurant is now looking at our table with negative stares...[she's also cursing mind you ]..
    I took all i could take of her and stood up at that point and put my share of the bill on the table and stated,' I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE''...icon_exclaim.gif See you guys later, and walked out... I went to a bar on christopher street for a strong cocktail to drink away my embarrassment and to figure out why some people behave in this manner, theres a time and a place for everything, this clearly wasnt the time or place for THAT.. ..However, my friends[ minus that loud queen ] text'd me about my whereabouts and joined me on christopher street....
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    Jan 09, 2010 10:11 PM GMT
    I got the hiccups laughing at shortmuscleguys stories.

    Unfortunately i don't have any embarrassing stories of myself which is unfortunate but I had a roommate that was quite embarrassed on my account.

    I was in my 2nd semester at college and i worked in the computer lab on the weekends. Me and my roommate had different class schedules he went during the after i went during the morning so we had the room to ourselves when the other was in class, he had it on weekends since i worked.

    Well one weekend i decided to come back to my room to get my clothes to do some laundry since the laundry room was right across from the lab i worked in and my room was like 5mins away from the lab. I lived in a suite so there was one door i had to open before getting to my door. I came got my clothes but he wasn't there. Upon returning to drop my clothes off i wasn't expecting him to be there but sure nuff he was there in front of his computer, pants around his ankles, hands in his red briefs holding onto his goodies. He only had enough time to close out the porn site he was in which i saw he minimized as i opened the door. All he said was i thought u had to work i smiled and said i was just dropping off my clothes and left. When i finally finished working and came back he was folding his clothes and he just looked at me and smiled saying we all do it followed by i'm glad i'll have my own room next semester, since he was going to be RA lol.

    We joked about it every now and then since we hung out a lot playing hockey and drinking with his friends.
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    Jan 09, 2010 11:11 PM GMT
    NYflava - do you think it was a gay site??
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    Jan 09, 2010 11:13 PM GMT
    NJDewd saidNYflava - do you think it was a gay site??


    No it wasn't i saw the screen as it was going down i already had the door open and I saw a bunch of titt's. I always wondered if he was curious though because of another incident that happened where he tried to climb into my bunk that was before I caught him jo.