Man OK After Penis Gets Stuck in Pipe

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    Jan 11, 2010 8:55 PM GMT
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    http://www.myfoxillinois.com/dpps/news/dpgo-man-ok-after-penis-gets-stuck-in-pipe-lwf-20100108_5486325

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    Jan 11, 2010 9:05 PM GMT
    Ouch is an understatement!!!
  • Fusion98102

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    Jan 11, 2010 9:12 PM GMT
    My favorite is the link to the next article at the bottom! LOL. Too crazy. icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 11, 2010 9:15 PM GMT
    Talk about a firm grip
  • Mikeylikesit

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    Jan 11, 2010 9:19 PM GMT
    Serves him right for sticking his penis where it should not be!!!....LOL
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  • sportsjockla

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    Jan 11, 2010 9:19 PM GMT
    I saw one on "Real TV" a few years ago where a guy got his dick stuck in the jacuzzi jet. They hid his face, but showed the rescue. The firemen were laughing and all the guy kept saying was, 'This is embarrassing." Ya think?
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    Jan 11, 2010 9:24 PM GMT
    Catera98102 saidMy favorite is the link to the next article at the bottom! LOL. Too crazy. icon_cool.gif


    Haha, yeah she must have really hated him.
  • drypin

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    Jan 11, 2010 10:06 PM GMT
    Let me explain... my penis didn't get stuck in the pipe... the pipe got caught around my junk!
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    Jan 11, 2010 10:10 PM GMT
    What was he doing? Fucking the pipe?
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    Jan 12, 2010 2:23 AM GMT
    Just when you think you've seen or read just about everything...
  • Glorfindel

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    Jan 12, 2010 2:26 AM GMT
    Is this one of those times where you wish the dumbass's junk had gotten removed so that he wouldn't be able to procreate? icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 12, 2010 2:28 AM GMT
    I remember I was watching this one show on HBO and this guy from England got his ding ding caught in a cement mixer. THAT SHIT CUT HIS DING DING UP REALL GOOD. He showed it to the camera and it looked like someone put a puzzle together.
  • Thirdbeach

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    Jan 12, 2010 2:36 AM GMT
    Is the guy a pipe fitter?









    (sorry, can't resist a bad joke sometimes)
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    Jan 12, 2010 2:49 AM GMT
    lenoxx saidI remember I was watching this one show on HBO and this guy from England got his ding ding caught in a cement mixer. THAT SHIT CUT HIS DING DING UP REALL GOOD. He showed it to the camera and it looked like someone put a puzzle together.


    HUH? a cement mixer?
  • EricLA

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    Jan 12, 2010 3:38 AM GMT
    If he'd only used lube...
  • jrs1

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    Jan 12, 2010 3:44 AM GMT
    jimbobthedevil saidJust when you think you've seen or read just about everything...


    never underestimate the power of the penis:



    " a dick will make you make you slap somebody. "
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    Jan 12, 2010 3:49 AM GMT
    Catera98102 saidMy favorite is the link to the next article at the bottom! LOL. Too crazy. icon_cool.gif


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THAT was funny!
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    Jan 12, 2010 4:08 AM GMT
    jrs1 said
    jimbobthedevil saidJust when you think you've seen or read just about everything...


    never underestimate the power of the penis:



    " a dick will make you make you slap somebody. "

    thats not the one you wanted mate, but I love her, she's totally my idol hahaha icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 12, 2010 4:13 AM GMT
    OK why the **** is his penis in a pipe anyway? lol
  • jrs1

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    Jan 12, 2010 4:15 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    jrs1 said
    jimbobthedevil said

    " a dick will make you make you slap somebody. "

    thats not the one you wanted mate, but I love her, she's totally my idol hahaha icon_biggrin.gif


    ha. the phrase is from another video ... but that's what this ' conversation ' reminded me of:

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    Jan 12, 2010 4:18 AM GMT
    It sounds like an Onion headline.icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 12, 2010 4:19 AM GMT
    Getting his freak on with a pipe LOL. The things some people will do! My mum came home once with a story from the emergency room - a fella came in with a light bulb in his arse and couldn't get it out. Needless to say the hospital staff had a laugh over that one. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 12, 2010 1:09 PM GMT
    From a linked story: "In August a Greek woman poured alcohol on a British man's genitals and set fire to them after he allegedly made sexual advances on her at a bar. The unidentified woman has been charged with causing bodily injury and endangering private property."

    That's private, alright! icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 12, 2010 1:34 PM GMT
    G_Force saidWhat was he doing? Fucking the pipe?
    LMAO Im so glad I invested in a fleshlight hahaha
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    Jan 12, 2010 1:37 PM GMT
    EricLA saidIf he'd only used lube...


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