BIRMINGHAM ENGLAND NEED SEX !

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    Jan 12, 2010 10:55 PM GMT
    IM OPEN TO ANY TAKERS!

    PLEASE MAIL ME DONT BE SHY,

    I WILL DO ANYTHING x
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    Jan 12, 2010 11:06 PM GMT
    lol
  • mcwclewis

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    Jan 12, 2010 11:07 PM GMT
    Bahaha.


    wow.



    RJ might not be the best place to look.... but good luck.
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    Jan 12, 2010 11:50 PM GMT
    would you be willing to be stuffed with mandarins???
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    Jan 12, 2010 11:59 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidwould you be willing to be stuffed with mandarins???
    LOL Well at least we know liltanker aint shy.

    [quote]I WILL DO ANYTHING x[/quote] does it have to be sex related?
  • drypin

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    Jan 13, 2010 12:28 AM GMT
    I agree... the entire city is undersexed. And pimply, but that's okay.
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    Jan 13, 2010 1:17 AM GMT
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    Jan 13, 2010 2:21 AM GMT
    Heh ... This topic title reminds me of one of my favorite Golden Girls skits ...

    Man: Not yet. I'm here because of your ad in the paper, "Willing to do anything - $8 an hour, no job too big or small."
    Dorothy: Yes, yes, of course, please come in. I'm sorry, I didn't expect people to actually come here, I just figured, you know, that I would be going to them.
    Man: That's the way it'll work in the future, when my video camera gets back from the shop.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rcLzlF837o
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    Jan 13, 2010 2:55 AM GMT
    chemguy79 saidHeh ... This topic title reminds me of one of my favorite Golden Girls skits ...

    Man: Not yet. I'm here because of your ad in the paper, "Willing to do anything - $8 an hour, no job too big or small."
    Dorothy: Yes, yes, of course, please come in. I'm sorry, I didn't expect people to actually come here, I just figured, you know, that I would be going to them.
    Man: That's the way it'll work in the future, when my video camera gets back from the shop.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rcLzlF837o


    Are you sure that Blanche didn't post that ad? icon_smile.gif
    /clicky linky (for the lazy)
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    Jan 13, 2010 4:04 AM GMT
    bottomline said
    lilTanker saidwould you be willing to be stuffed with mandarins???
    LOL Well at least we know liltanker aint shy.


    ahem.....anyone who read tank's lusting after the butt machine set up the other day already knows the big boy ain't shy.....verbally at least.....it's just the pics/videos he's holding out on ;-)

    oh and mandarins? little oranges? rather than bananas or zuchini (courgettes?) that's a whole different kink.....what's that all about?
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    Jan 13, 2010 4:09 AM GMT
    a2507 said
    bottomline said
    lilTanker saidwould you be willing to be stuffed with mandarins???
    LOL Well at least we know liltanker aint shy.


    ahem.....anyone who read tank's lusting after the butt machine set up the other day already knows the big boy ain't shy.....verbally at least.....it's just the pics/videos he's holding out on ;-)

    oh and mandarins? little oranges? rather than bananas or zuchini (courgettes?) that's a whole different kink.....what's that all about?

    I like a little zest in life
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    Jan 13, 2010 4:40 AM GMT
    Pics? icon_biggrin.gif
  • PipHop

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    Jan 13, 2010 4:42 AM GMT
    there's no manhunt, a4a or craigslist there?
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    Jan 13, 2010 5:00 AM GMT
    bow chicka wow wow
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    Jan 13, 2010 5:01 AM GMT
    double saidbow chicka wow wow

    I'd have thought something more appropriate would have been

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    Jan 13, 2010 5:07 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    double saidbow chicka wow wow

    I'd have thought something more appropriate would have been



    orchestra hits will haunt my dreams tonight...

    hey, a horny man wouldn't hurt either i guess.
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    Jan 13, 2010 5:09 AM GMT
    You might get pregnant.
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    Jan 13, 2010 10:20 AM GMT
    Uh oh, looks like somebody lost his gerbil. Tsk tsk.