Gay teen worried he might be Christian

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    Jan 13, 2010 1:15 AM GMT
    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

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    Jan 13, 2010 1:36 AM GMT
    BronzeChew saidhttp://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

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    He's all perfectly normal. Many gay Christians are like this.
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    Jan 13, 2010 1:40 AM GMT
    G_Force said
    BronzeChew saidhttp://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

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    He's all perfectly normal. Many gay Christians are like this.



    You're so cute, G_Force.
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    Jan 13, 2010 1:41 AM GMT
    G_Force said
    BronzeChew saidhttp://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

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    He's all perfectly normal. Many gay Christians are like this.


    *sigh*

    really? I mean, really?

    It's "The Onion"

    Go take some photos or make a thread about some model you're exploiting and leave the "news" to those who can decipher news from satire.

    K, thanks!

    (Lord, I hope he is joking, pray Jesus, Halleluja!... but i just cant tell with this one!)
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    Jan 13, 2010 1:45 AM GMT
    What's worse is when you get the urge to handle snakes in a little wooden church in West Virginia. Thank God my mom sent me to a camp where they "Rationalize" the dogma away.
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    Jan 13, 2010 1:46 AM GMT
    MeOhMy said
    G_Force said
    BronzeChew saidhttp://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

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    He's all perfectly normal. Many gay Christians are like this.


    *sigh*

    really? I mean, really?

    It's "The Onion"

    Go take some photos or make a thread about some model you're exploiting and leave the "news" to those who can decipher news from satire.

    K, thanks!


    Of course, it's The Onion icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 13, 2010 1:48 AM GMT
    TheIStrat saidWhat's worse is when you get the urge to handle snakes in a little wooden church in West Virginia. Thank God my mom sent me to a camp where they "Rationalize" the dogma away.


    they just throw the shit out
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    Jan 13, 2010 2:17 AM GMT
    False belief systems sure are fun to watch, but, I wouldn't want to have one.
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    Jan 13, 2010 2:25 AM GMT
    chuckystud saidFalse belief systems sure are fun to watch, but, I wouldn't want to have one.


    We all have a belief system. Everyone just calls all the other ones false.
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    Jan 13, 2010 2:32 AM GMT
    Fucking fantastic!icon_lol.gif
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 13, 2010 3:34 AM GMT
    Wow-- I've been seeing this everywhere today. I got it from two friends via email, one on facebook, and now it's a realjock topic. I'm beginning to think that I might be Christian, too. icon_sad.gif
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    Jan 13, 2010 3:49 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidWow-- I've been seeing this everywhere today. I got it from two friends via email, one on facebook, and now it's a realjock topic. I'm beginning to think that I might be Christian, too. icon_sad.gif


    There's only one way to find out. And I think you know, deep down, way inside there...

    Dan, brother...

    Come down to Scottsdale, we'll examine what's inside eachother. I'll get to the bottom of this.
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    Jan 13, 2010 4:27 AM GMT
    Pray away the christian.


    Join the ex-christian movement.
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    Jan 13, 2010 4:40 AM GMT
    McGay saidPray away the christian.


    Join the ex-christian movement.
    lol. That is an interesting site

    The Jack Chick Tract parodies are also interesting icon_eek.gif ..
    http://exchristian.net/tracts/tracts.html
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 13, 2010 4:45 AM GMT
    My old roommate was always on this site and she calls herself a Formon.
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    Jan 13, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
    McGay saidPray away the christian.


    Join the ex-christian movement.


    this is an amazing website lol
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    Jan 13, 2010 5:30 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said I'm beginning to think that I might be Christian, too. icon_sad.gif

    Nope, you are just not straight.
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    Jan 13, 2010 5:43 AM GMT
    I'm feeling so Born Again I've bypassed Christian and gone all the way back to Zoroastrianism where the Christians stole all their material from in the first place. The bible is a work of shameless plagiarism.
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    Jan 13, 2010 6:14 AM GMT
    This is a joke Right??????? Anyone read the Wes Welker story at the bottom of this article? I have a hard time believing this or for that matter, any of these articles. I think it's bullshiticon_smile.gif
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    Jan 13, 2010 6:34 AM GMT
    The Onion is all in fun.
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    Jan 13, 2010 6:35 AM GMT
    DCEric said
    chuckystud saidFalse belief systems sure are fun to watch, but, I wouldn't want to have one.


    We all have a belief system. Everyone just calls all the other ones false.


    I'm afraid you're wrong. E.g., I believe in electricity, and can prove it beyond any reasonable doubt. That's a truth-based system. False belief systems are based on fairy tale stories and the like.
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    Jan 13, 2010 6:40 AM GMT
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    DCEric said
    chuckystud saidFalse belief systems sure are fun to watch, but, I wouldn't want to have one.


    We all have a belief system. Everyone just calls all the other ones false.


    I'm afraid you're wrong. E.g., I believe in electricity, and can prove it beyond any reasonable doubt. That's a truth-based system. False belief systems are based on fairy tale stories and the like.


    To be fair, I haven't heard of one scientific theory that can be proven without any reasonable doubt. I mean, duh - on the surface I agree with you... Can you even prove to me that you can touch a tabletop?
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    Jan 13, 2010 7:22 AM GMT
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    MeOhMy said
    G_Force said
    BronzeChew saidhttp://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

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    He's all perfectly normal. Many gay Christians are like this.


    *sigh*

    really? I mean, really?

    It's "The Onion"

    Go take some photos or make a thread about some model you're exploiting and leave the "news" to those who can decipher news from satire.

    K, thanks!

    (Lord, I hope he is joking, pray Jesus, Halleluja!... but i just cant tell with this one!)



    what's with people hating on G_force, if you have nothing positive to contribute then don't.


    thanks, mom!
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    Jan 13, 2010 7:27 AM GMT
    DCEric said
    chuckystud saidFalse belief systems sure are fun to watch, but, I wouldn't want to have one.


    We all have a belief system. Everyone just calls all the other ones false.


    I'm going to have to call Eric the winner of this logic bout.
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    Jan 13, 2010 7:30 AM GMT
    CanadianSun said
    MeOhMy said
    G_Force said
    BronzeChew saidhttp://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

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    He's all perfectly normal. Many gay Christians are like this.


    *sigh*

    really? I mean, really?

    It's "The Onion"

    Go take some photos or make a thread about some model you're exploiting and leave the "news" to those who can decipher news from satire.

    K, thanks!

    (Lord, I hope he is joking, pray Jesus, Halleluja!... but i just cant tell with this one!)



    what's with people hating on G_force, if you have nothing positive to contribute then don't.


    seems like you are not up to date with whats been going on on the forum lately. G_Force's got the reputation he wanned to have, nobody forced him to be a prick, many of us actually gave him a second chance...in vain...do you you really think there's something wrong with "the people"? think again.