I just got a Food processor

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    Jan 14, 2010 2:20 AM GMT
    The 14 cup processor from Cuisinart...

    I'm watching the DVD it came with

    It's giving me an erection

    I just wanted to share!
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    Jan 14, 2010 2:22 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidThe 14 cup processor from Cuisinart...

    I'm watching the DVD it came with

    It's giving me an erection

    I just wanted to share!

    Boys with their toys
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    Jan 14, 2010 2:22 AM GMT
    It is NOT a sex toy...watch where you put that thing!
  • Timbales

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    Jan 14, 2010 2:23 AM GMT
    I love my food processor, and my KitchenAid.
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    Jan 14, 2010 2:24 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidI love my food processor, and my KitchenAid.

    UGH I love my kitchenAid too, I got a red one and I found out through buttmachineboys that you can use it as a sex toy...
  • Timbales

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    Jan 14, 2010 2:26 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    Timberoo saidI love my food processor, and my KitchenAid.

    UGH I love my kitchenAid too, I got a red one and I found out through buttmachineboys that you can use it as a sex toy...


    how can you do that?

    just curious, of course
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    Jan 14, 2010 2:32 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidhow can you do that?

    just curious, of course

    The removed the base, attached it to a more stable stand and then on the attachment point, they attached an arm that went through a runner, then attached a dildo to the arm *nods*
  • Timbales

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    Jan 14, 2010 2:33 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    Timberoo saidhow can you do that?

    just curious, of course

    The removed the base, attached it to a more stable stand and then on the attachment point, they attached an arm that went through a runner, then attached a dildo to the arm *nods*


    I can totally see that.


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    Jan 14, 2010 2:37 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidI can totally see that.

    I did see it my dear... I did see it hahaha

    On another note, they just made Dough and my underwear is now sticky!
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    Jan 14, 2010 2:38 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    Timberoo saidI can totally see that.

    I did see it my dear... I did see it hahaha

    On another note, they just made Dough and my underwear is now sticky!


    link! link!

    lol
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    Jan 14, 2010 9:34 AM GMT
    OMG how progressive of you.....
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    Jan 14, 2010 10:19 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidI love my food processor, and my KitchenAid.

    oh oh, how about the sausage making attachment for the KitchenAid, you slide this membrane over the shaft and out pops a nice sausageicon_eek.gif
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    Jan 14, 2010 12:01 PM GMT
    shortmuscleguy said
    Timberoo saidI love my food processor, and my KitchenAid.

    oh oh, how about the sausage making attachment for the KitchenAid, you slide this membrane over the shaft and out pops a nice sausageicon_eek.gif

    *giggles*

    Roast garlic, Pork, pepper and butter

    OMG *drools*
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    Jan 14, 2010 12:23 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    Timberoo saidhow can you do that?

    just curious, of course

    The removed the base, attached it to a more stable stand and then on the attachment point, they attached an arm that went through a runner, then attached a dildo to the arm *nods*


    Great. Now you have to worry about your mixer cheating on you! At least I can trust my blender.
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    Jan 14, 2010 12:47 PM GMT
    And here I thought there were going to be FOOD recipes in this post....
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    Jan 14, 2010 12:51 PM GMT
    Congratulations BettyCrocker ummm I mean lilTanker. You'll enjoy it. But please don't use it for the dual purpose suggest above - you might accidentally shred your hairy arse.
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    Jan 14, 2010 1:14 PM GMT
    I want to get married, that way I can register for all these amazing kitchen gadgets!


    Kitchen aid, Viking, Cuisinart!

    Have fun with your new toy!
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    Jan 14, 2010 3:08 PM GMT
    Speaking of erections: my X-mas present finally arrived and I can’t wait to destroy something.



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    Jan 14, 2010 11:05 PM GMT
    dustin_K_tx saidSpeaking of erections: my X-mas present finally arrived and I can’t wait to destroy something.




    ugh, I want power tools too *stomps feet*

    I wish I had the space for my own shed, I'd love a place to go thats just mine like that...

    One day.. one day I'll have that panel saw... the lathe, the table router ugh... one day
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    Jan 14, 2010 11:09 PM GMT
    Ughhh! I want one!! I hate making dough by hand
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    Jan 14, 2010 11:12 PM GMT
    My mom has had her Cuisinart for around 8 years and we've only had to replace the bowl
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    Jan 14, 2010 11:18 PM GMT
    prffffffffffff
    newbies..........icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 14, 2010 11:25 PM GMT
    I love my Cuisinart...you know you can make pizza dough and cake mixes come out fluffy if you mix it up in there.
    but my fave machine....
    My custom Flying Tiger Kitchen Aid

    DSCF0321.JPG
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    Jan 14, 2010 11:38 PM GMT
    Sony saidMy mom has had her Cuisinart for around 8 years and we've only had to replace the bowl

    yeah I've heard amazing things about cusinart, I know a few people who've gotten there mothers processor and it's still going strong after 16 or more years and the new parts still fit.

    I'm looking forward to many many many years and even more doughs hehe icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 14, 2010 11:40 PM GMT
    Bigsmiles saidI love my Cuisinart...you know you can make pizza dough and cake mixes come out fluffy if you mix it up in there.
    but my fave machine....
    My custom Flying Tiger Kitchen Aid

    DSCF0321.JPG


    ooers that's hot, I like that icon_biggrin.gif
    I've seen a few custom painted KitchenAids always look cool