Whats the diffrence between a butch dyke, and an Elephant?

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    Jan 15, 2010 1:10 PM GMT
    About 140 pounds, and a plaid shirt.
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    Jan 15, 2010 3:09 PM GMT
    Whats the diff between a dyke and lesbian?




    A dyke, kick starts her vibrator
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    Jan 15, 2010 3:16 PM GMT
    Those jokes are so not in good taste. WOW! Kind of give credence to the lesbians’ distain towards us as gay men. What a horrid thing to write. Shameful.icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 15, 2010 3:58 PM GMT
    Oh please, that was a joke told to me by a lesbian along with a few others
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    Jan 15, 2010 7:57 PM GMT
    I always though a the definition of a butch dyke was: one who could kick start their own vibrator and roll their own meds (tampons)
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    Jan 15, 2010 8:02 PM GMT
    What's the difference between a lesbian and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and eats fish, and the other...









    ...is a walrus.
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    Jan 15, 2010 8:31 PM GMT
    How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


    ZERO.


    Radical feminists do not change anything.


    HAHA.


    Joe
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    Jan 15, 2010 8:33 PM GMT
    Ducky46 saidThose jokes are so not in good taste. WOW! Kind of give credence to the lesbians’ distain towards us as gay men. What a horrid thing to write. Shameful.icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif


    you are joking right?
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    Jan 15, 2010 8:33 PM GMT
    joecoolnv saidHow many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


    ZERO.


    Radical feminists do not change anything.


    HAHA.


    Joe


    I truly like that one.icon_razz.gif
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 15, 2010 8:36 PM GMT
    Why did the feminist cross the road?


















    To suck my cock.
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    Jan 15, 2010 8:37 PM GMT
    How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

















    Two.
    One to screw in the bulb, and the other one to write a folk song about it.
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    Jan 15, 2010 8:48 PM GMT
    PAJohn saidNot funny, guys.


    No pics, no info, no balls. Are you a lesbian?
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    Jan 15, 2010 8:56 PM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said
    PAJohn saidNot funny, guys.


    No pics, no info, no balls. Are you a lesbian?


    You may have a point there Sherlock....

  • Timbales

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    Jan 15, 2010 9:05 PM GMT
    How many feminist girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?














    That's womyn and that's not funny.
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    Jan 15, 2010 9:07 PM GMT
    How many butch dyke's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    (in a loud scream) ONE ALRIGHT!
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    Jan 15, 2010 9:08 PM GMT
    Pattison saidHow many butch dyke's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    (in a loud scream) ONE ALRIGHT!


    AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Nice.
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    Jan 15, 2010 9:10 PM GMT
    Difference between a butch-dike and an elephant?

    The elephant doesn't usually screech things like, "HEY BUDDY!" to me in an ugly, guttural, angry scream to chew me out!

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    Jockbod48 saidDifference between a butch-dike and an elephant?

    The elephant doesn't usually screech things like, "HEY BUDDY!" to me in an ugly, guttural, angry scream to chew me out!



    But thats when you turn on your heel, and ask: "yes ma'am!"
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    Jan 15, 2010 9:35 PM GMT
    I love this thread
  • Thirdbeach

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    Jan 15, 2010 9:39 PM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidHow many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two.
    One to screw in the bulb, and the other one to write a folk song about it.



    They'll need a third lesbian to help do the folk song in sign language.
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    Jan 15, 2010 9:43 PM GMT
    How many butch -dyke's does it take to screw in a light bulb.

    13. One to hold the light bulb, and the rest to turn the house.
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    Jan 15, 2010 9:44 PM GMT
    Thirdbeach said
    danisnotstr8 saidHow many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two.
    One to screw in the bulb, and the other one to write a folk song about it.



    They'll need a third lesbian to help do the folk song in sign language.


    oh that is so win
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    Jan 15, 2010 9:45 PM GMT
    No Lost I'm quite serious.

    I bet you if you were to tell these joke s to a Lesbian they would not think that they are funny as a metter of the would be very upset! When straight people makes jokes about us we get all upset . Well we don't get a free pass to make jokes about Lesbians because we gay!

    The the one regardinng "fish that was really classy!

    WTH is wrong with you guys!
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    Jan 15, 2010 9:50 PM GMT
    Since so many people seem to find the lesbian jokes offensive here's a gay joke to balance things out a little ;)


    How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?







    Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
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    Jan 15, 2010 9:52 PM GMT
    How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?








    Two, but don't ask me how they get in there.