Ever have that moment where you feel REALLY gay

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    Jan 16, 2010 12:14 PM GMT
    Picture this....Boom Boom Pow blasting in the background, face is covered in a thick, toxic blue mud mask, wearing nothing but my 2xist undies and I'm baking brownies, doing a geeky white boy dance routine to the music while waving spatulas in the air .......................screeching halt and shear panic, lookup and see my roommate leaned over the counter watching me........Her name is "WuWu", in a thick asian accent she mutters "U-so-gaaay"
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    Jan 16, 2010 1:02 PM GMT
    Ever have that moment where you feel REALLY gay

    Well, as the great 18th-Century Frenchman Voltaire observed: "There is a fine line between gayness and lunacy." Or maybe it was W.C. Fields, I get all those philosophers mixed up...

    In the OP's case, he seems to have proven even Voltaire wrong, or whoever it was wrote that (maybe even me?). As for myself, I suppose it's when I was still doing drag, and I'd have one of those "what the HELL am I doing???" moments.

    Not quite the same thing as getting unexpectedly caught doing something outrageously gay, as in the OP's example, because I was performing before an audience, but the absurd reality of it could suddenly strike me all at once.

    Oh, and I suppose that moment can also be a pleasant one, like whenever I find myself sunning naked poolside, at some gay resort surrounded by other naked men in our own exclusive little gay world, and I just smile to myself & think: "Gawd, I'm so glad I'm gay! And why did I wait so long to accept it? Now THIS is my idea of being queer! Does it get any gayer than this?" icon_biggrin.gif

    Or yet another example is when we're giving a dinner party at home, and as usual I take the duties of setting the table. And it's always something new & different, set to a theme that our gay friends haven't seen before, that makes them gasp and praise us when they walk in the door, and want to take photos of it before we sit down.

    And basking in the glow of their compliments, I think to myself: "Damn, I AM gay, aren't I? What straight man could or would do this? Thank you, gawd or parents, or whatever gave me the gift of being gay, and the opportunity to express it and get so much enjoyment from it."
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    Jan 16, 2010 1:44 PM GMT
    wow, I honestly admire guys like yourself who can express feelings and emotions so well....
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    Jan 16, 2010 2:26 PM GMT
    shortmuscleguy said....wearing nothing but my 2xist undies...

    icon_biggrin.gif ... I am feeling really gay right now! ... icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 16, 2010 2:46 PM GMT
    at this very moment i am... just like yesterday... and the day before that...icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 16, 2010 3:03 PM GMT
    shortmuscleguy saidwearing nothing but my 2xist undies


    You will be wearing JUST those when you take pictures of your legs for my book, yes? icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 16, 2010 3:14 PM GMT
    wrestlervic said
    shortmuscleguy saidwearing nothing but my 2xist undies


    You will be wearing JUST those when you take pictures of your legs for my book, yes? icon_lol.gif

    hehe, I was seriously thinking about that
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    Jan 16, 2010 4:44 PM GMT
    that's a staggeringly gay moment you describe - that will be hard to beat.....
    It would be excellent for Gay Sitcom credits.
  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 16, 2010 4:57 PM GMT
    You mean...like in that movie Psycho...when Anthony Perkins puts on his mother's dress and says "This is me, this is who I am, let's take a shower" ? icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 16, 2010 4:58 PM GMT
    perhaps when my bf's condom wrapped hard dick is just inserted between/up into my cheeks and i have a bottle of poppers under my left nostril... icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 16, 2010 7:32 PM GMT
    Well "Boom Boom Pow," isn't a gay song, what would be REALLY gay is

    "Britney Spears - Womanizer."

    Then the image would be... complete icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 16, 2010 7:37 PM GMT
    Nope never had a moment like that, and if you see me doing so, I beg of you to please, please, please put me down, there and then on the spot!
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    Jan 16, 2010 7:51 PM GMT
    You know in a way it's like being born a True Blue Aussie. I am, so I don't have to do anything to prove I am, or act in a certain way because I am. Just as I was born a pure homosexual. I am, but never feel a need to do such things.
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    Jan 16, 2010 7:58 PM GMT
    I have these moments all the time haha! I am pretty masculine and I work at a skate shop, and the other day we got some new clothes in and I got really excited and felt the need to yell OMG look at these shirts.

    The girls I work with said that was the gayest thing I have ever done. I laughed it off, and continued working.
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    Jan 16, 2010 8:58 PM GMT
    no a gay song is "call on me" when your shaving your body to in the shower while dancing to it.
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    Jan 16, 2010 10:07 PM GMT
    Probably the day a Phoenix Cop caught me vacuuming my house.

    I was in boom-boom shorts and gold stilettos with Shakira's Objection Tango blasting and I was bent over vacuuming behind the couch.

    "Sir.....can you turn the music down?"
    "Oh...Im sorry (as i look around my ass at him instead of standing straight up)."

    Yah...gayes moment evar!
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    Jan 16, 2010 10:12 PM GMT
    shortmuscleguy saidPicture this....Boom Boom Pow blasting in the background, face is covered in a thick, toxic blue mud mask



    From this point, I was expecting a gay army story.... You disappoint when you reach the part about the asian woman icon_sad.gif

    Hilarious story, bravo! U-so-gaaay.
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    Jan 17, 2010 4:25 AM GMT
    Pattison saidYou know in a way it's like being born a True Blue Aussie. I am, so I don't have to do anything to prove I am, or act in a certain way because I am. Just as I was born a pure homosexual. I am, but never feel a need to do such things.


    That's so boring....

    you don't dance, sing, or anything. What do you do?!

    I get what you're saying, "I'm straight acting," but really, you're just saying you're boring and have no personality.
  • baldone

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    Jan 17, 2010 4:39 AM GMT
    yes, i just got home from one of those really gay momentsicon_redface.gif
  • DrobUA

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    Jan 17, 2010 4:52 AM GMT
    When I'm making out with a guy it usually hits me.. wow I'm gay
  • Neon_Dreams

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    Jan 17, 2010 4:54 AM GMT
    I feel gay when I sing along with Journey! icon_razz.gif


    Joe
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    Jan 17, 2010 4:58 AM GMT
    EVERY time I walk in to a Z Gallery, Crate & Barrel, Room & Board and... Well, you get the picture!
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    Jan 17, 2010 5:15 AM GMT
    SteamyWeenie saidomg, once, i paid a visit to someone that i knew and she had the tv playing in the background. keep in mind this was on south beach so naturally, the place was pretty small. she goes to the kitchen to make lunch and as she's there, i go to take a seat on the bed which is smack dab in front of the kitchen. as i sat, my hand ran underneath the pillow and i felt what i immediately thought was a HAND!!! I absolutely FREAKED!!!!!!!! we were the only ones there n she was in the kitchen so how the hell was i feeling a hand!? I squealed and shouted my omg's at the top of my lungs and quickly got a glimpse of what it was before she was looking me dead in the eye asking me about what happened... i was shocked. frozen. between wondering why the hell i was feeling a dildo and what the hell to say.. so without even thinking about it, i pointed at the tv and said.. "J.C PENNY'S HAVING A SALE!" icon_eek.gif
    would love to have been a fly on the wall icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 17, 2010 5:17 AM GMT
    So there I was... balls deep in this guy's ass. I did a little reach-around, and HE HAD A BONER!!

    HOW GAY IS THAT?!?!?
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    Jan 17, 2010 5:33 AM GMT
    I was at a party and a co-worker was all over me grinding and I was all over her and nothing...and this girl is HOT! But as for me NOTHINGicon_sad.gif No hard-on, no semi-hard-on... nothing but a limp weenieicon_redface.gif. It was scaryicon_eek.gif But her husband was in the next room; I don't know what he saw, but that may have had something to do with iticon_rolleyes.gif People always tell me I very good taste in clothing, and I have such a "good eye" for clothing and matching outfits especially women's clothing. My mom told me "you should be a designer". I pick out all of her church suits and hatsicon_neutral.gif.