Can you "Fake it"?

  • 8Always_Hard8

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    Jan 16, 2010 7:12 PM GMT
    So a while ago I was having this discussion with a friend (girl). I was telling her that sometimes I "fake it" because the guy isnt really good so I am just there to help icon_smile.gif

    She told me that guys cant fake it because we still get off, but I really dont think that matters.

    So can we fake it or cant we?
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    Jan 16, 2010 7:21 PM GMT
    I can so...fake it.
    and have.
  • 8Always_Hard8

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    Jan 16, 2010 7:39 PM GMT
    its sooo true... women are dumb lol
  • TexanMan82

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    Jan 16, 2010 7:40 PM GMT
    I've faked it with women before.
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    Jan 16, 2010 7:43 PM GMT
    I faked it once with a trick who started freaking out while I was fucking him, saying he loved me and that I should immediately move in with him and become his partner. I didn't let him see the empty condom when I withdrew prematurely after a faked orgasm, then fled from his house as soon as he entered the bathroom, never to see him again.
  • 8Always_Hard8

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    Jan 16, 2010 7:46 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidI faked it once with a trick who started freaking out while I was fucking him, saying he loved me and that I should immediately move in with him and become his partner. I didn't let him see the empty condom when I withdrew prematurely after a faked orgasm, then fled from his house as soon as he entered the bathroom, never to see him again.



    hahaha love it!!
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    Jan 16, 2010 8:02 PM GMT
    abysmale said
    Red_Vespa saidI faked it once with a trick who started freaking out while I was fucking him, saying he loved me and that I should immediately move in with him and become his partner. I didn't let him see the empty condom when I withdrew prematurely after a faked orgasm, then fled from his house as soon as he entered the bathroom, never to see him again.


    Fleeing from the possibility of a relationship? If I were so inclined to make a judgment, I'd say that was bad form. But I guess "fucking," given its inherent crudeness, rules out any possibility of romance.


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    Jan 16, 2010 8:02 PM GMT
    abysmale said
    Red_Vespa saidI faked it once with a trick who started freaking out while I was fucking him, saying he loved me and that I should immediately move in with him and become his partner. I didn't let him see the empty condom when I withdrew prematurely after a faked orgasm, then fled from his house as soon as he entered the bathroom, never to see him again.

    Fleeing from the possibility of a relationship? If I were so inclined to make a judgment, I'd say that was bad form. But I guess "fucking," given its inherent crudeness, rules out any possibility of romance.

    No, fleeing from the possibility of a demented relationship. I've told this story in greater detail here about 4 times. My first time with the guy, and he starts SCREAMING that he loves me, and begins making detailed plans for me to move all my things to his place the next day by U-Haul, WHILE I'M FUCKING HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME, I MEAN LIKE IN THE FIRST 2 MINUTES!

    Sorry, but I've had plenty of relationships, and none began like that, nor will they. I welcome relationships, but not nut-cases, and every now & then you run across one. So you fake an orgasm, and get the hell out of there as fast as you can. That, sir, is survival, which takes precedence over bad form.
  • 8Always_Hard8

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    Jan 16, 2010 8:14 PM GMT
    abysmale said
    Red_Vespa said
    abysmale said
    Red_Vespa saidI faked it once with a trick who started freaking out while I was fucking him, saying he loved me and that I should immediately move in with him and become his partner. I didn't let him see the empty condom when I withdrew prematurely after a faked orgasm, then fled from his house as soon as he entered the bathroom, never to see him again.

    Fleeing from the possibility of a relationship? If I were so inclined to make a judgment, I'd say that was bad form. But I guess "fucking," given its inherent crudeness, rules out any possibility of romance.

    No, fleeing from the possibility of a demented relationship. I've told this story in greater detail here about 4 times. My first time with the guy, and he starts SCREAMING that he loves me, and begins making detailed plans for me to move all my things to his place the next day by U-Haul, WHILE I'M FUCKING HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME, I MEAN LIKE IN THE FIRST 2 MINUTES!

    Sorry, but I've had plenty of relationships, and none began like that, nor will they. I welcome relationships, but not nut-cases, and every now & then you run across one. So you fake an orgasm, and get the hell out of there as fast as you can. That, sir, is survival, which takes precedence over bad form.


    OK. I guess I just fail to see why you didn't adequately screen for nutcases before you started "fucking" them.


    you dont always know who the nutcases are... when its up their butt... then the truth comes out icon_smile.gif

    haha
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    Jan 16, 2010 8:17 PM GMT
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    OK. I guess I just fail to see why you didn't adequately screen for nutcases before you started "fucking" them.

    In some cases the full mania did not manifest itself until after the die had been cast.
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    Jan 16, 2010 8:18 PM GMT
    I think that is why there called "tricks"



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    Jan 16, 2010 8:27 PM GMT
    TexanMan82 said...with women ...


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    Jan 16, 2010 8:32 PM GMT
    abysmale saidOK. I guess I just fail to see why you didn't adequately screen for nutcases before you started "fucking" them.

    A fair criticism, worth exploration. In my case, I don't have a degree in any of the disciplines that might qualify me to pre-screen some trick before I jump into bed with him. Nor do I suspect he'd jump onto my analysis couch before he'd hop into my bed.

    Which naturally raises the larger question of tricking itself, in which, virtually by definition, we don't pre-screen, we just fuck. Well, at that time I accepted the inherent risks of tricking with strangers (or near stranger in his case, I'd known him for about a month at a place where he bartended).

    So I took my chances, and it went badly (the only one in my life, BTW, but of course once is enough, if he's like a murderous psychopath or something). My bad, and I paid the price, faked my orgasm to get out of there, and I tell the story as a cautionary tale at the expense of a laugh on me. My stupid/scary mistake, but the topic here is faked orgasms, and that's why I faked one.
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    Jan 16, 2010 8:42 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    abysmale saidOK. I guess I just fail to see why you didn't adequately screen for nutcases before you started "fucking" them.

    A fair criticism, worth exploration. In my case, I don't have a degree in any of the disciplines that might qualify me to pre-screen some trick before I jump into bed with him. Nor do I suspect he'd jump onto my analysis couch before he'd hop into my bed.

    Which naturally raises the larger question of tricking itself, in which, virtually by definition, we don't pre-screen, we just fuck. Well, at that time I accepted the inherent risks of tricking with strangers (or near stranger in his case, I'd known him for about a month at a place where he bartended).

    So I took my chances, and it went badly (the only one in my life, BTW, but of course once is enough, if he's like a murderous psychopath or something). My bad, and I paid the price, faked my orgasm to get out of there, and I tell the story as a cautionary tale at the expense of a laugh on me. My stupid/scary mistake, but the topic here is faked orgasms, and that's why I faked one.

    I never believe anything said in bed ...and especially in the heat of passion. ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 16, 2010 8:53 PM GMT
    I've faked it once (with a guy)... it was not going well at all... I (of course) had a condom on... so I just pretended to cum... and just didn't let him see me taking the condom off :-)

    probably one of the few times in my life where I just wanted sex to end! haha

    oh well... such is life...



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    Jan 16, 2010 8:55 PM GMT
    I always wondered if men could fake it...


    ...Alas, I've neither tried nor had to.
  • 8Always_Hard8

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    Jan 16, 2010 9:22 PM GMT
    well i see there are a lot of people fake the cum

    but I have faked it with cum

    just wanted it to be over with it lol
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    Jan 16, 2010 9:35 PM GMT
    Well ... *shifts eyes*, you could "fake it" while bottoming provided that you're using enough lube to look like you shot a load, saying that you're not a shooter or that you already jerked off 4 times that day (my personal favorite) so your load has been spent, etc.

    Hypothetically speaking, of course ... icon_eek.gif
  • bigdrew

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    Jan 16, 2010 9:47 PM GMT
    Nope. I wont fake it. I dont stand for bad sex! or lay! or kneel! If its bad, then its time to move along.
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    Jan 16, 2010 9:54 PM GMT
    You can't if some one is intimately knowledgeable about the male orgasm, why bother to ask the question?
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    Jan 16, 2010 10:30 PM GMT
    I have faked with a guy, it was tough to do but had to do it. He started talking in between sex and said some pretty nasty things, so before I knew started to fake and left as soon as possible.
  • owen19832006

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    Jan 16, 2010 10:44 PM GMT
    i have faked it, wilst getting a really bad BJ, i said i'd help him, you know when they use their hand whilst sucking, i moaned and said i was close he pulled back and i wanked came and left as fast as i could
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    Jan 16, 2010 11:04 PM GMT
    Hi,,,How are ya.... uh uh uh uh... I just came..... See..I faked it.
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    Jan 16, 2010 11:17 PM GMT
    abysmale said Do I have this correct? Does fucking constitute an informal screening process of some sort?

    Never buy a car without first taking a test-drive.
  • WILDCARD73

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    Jan 17, 2010 12:39 AM GMT
    no
    i have been an asshole and told a few " i am sorry, i am not getting into this..... we need to stop..."