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  • danisnotstr8

    Posts: 2579

    Jan 18, 2010 12:14 AM GMT
    http://www.manhunt.net/externalProfile/cnjbiboy

    Just sayin'.
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    Jan 18, 2010 12:49 AM GMT
    Is a year on Manhunt the same as our earth years?
  • danisnotstr8

    Posts: 2579

    Jan 18, 2010 12:58 AM GMT
    I hadn't thought about that. Maybe he's not measuring in Earth years. Pluto years, perhaps? Hmmm...
  • drypin

    Posts: 1798

    Jan 18, 2010 1:02 AM GMT
    Let this be a lesson to those of you who think there's no price to pay for too much partying!
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    Jan 18, 2010 1:14 AM GMT
    eep that's my papa.
  • DrobUA

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    Jan 18, 2010 1:28 AM GMT
    hahahahaha it has to be an anti-smoking ad. "My age or younger" I bet he doesn't get many responses. He must be born on a leap year.
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    Jan 18, 2010 1:33 AM GMT
    Maybe the humor is his schtick? A 109 year old pretending to be 39 is funny. There are guys out there that love a man that can make them laugh.

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    Jan 18, 2010 1:47 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidhttp://www.manhunt.net/externalProfile/cnjbiboy

    Just sayin'.


    OK - that user MUST be joking!! Maybe it's one of the staff's idea of "fun" icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 18, 2010 3:13 AM GMT
    LMFAO. Talk about having sight, yet not being able to see.

    His into "pig Play" does this mean his from the Appalachians?
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    Jan 18, 2010 3:50 AM GMT
    he said he is 39 and looking younger dude around his age. God knows, he looks older than my uncle. I wonder why old people lie. That's immatureicon_rolleyes.gif
  • DCEric

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    Jan 18, 2010 3:51 AM GMT
    No, he's 39, but with 30 years experience. That's a good deal, he will know exactly what to do in bed.
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    Jan 18, 2010 4:01 AM GMT
    DCEric saidNo, he's 39, but with 30 years experience. That's a good deal, he will know exactly what to do in bed.


    Yeah he will fall asleep icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 18, 2010 4:04 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidhttp://www.manhunt.net/externalProfile/cnjbiboy

    Just sayin'.


    Quit creeping my profiles!
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    Jan 18, 2010 4:16 AM GMT
    Rodmramer saidhe said he is 39 and looking younger dude around his age. God knows, he looks older than my uncle. I wonder why old people lie. That's immatureicon_rolleyes.gif


    Excuse me is your uncle Chucky ........Sorry we wont go there. icon_lol.gif

    We lie because we started at 8 yrs old icon_redface.gif

    Forget about being a sociopath

    Maybe accelerated age disease.

    Severe narcissistic personality disorder

    Whatever maybe someone un-photoshop him and he doesn't know it yet icon_rolleyes.gif

    when you get 39 you can make up your own stories like everyone else icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 18, 2010 4:48 AM GMT
    70 is the new 60 which is the new 50 which is the new 40 which is the new 30, so he played safe and wrote 39 .
  • Sparkycat

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    Jan 18, 2010 8:42 AM GMT
    Maybe it's a typo. Just sayin'......grow the fuck up already. School kids make fun of others. Adults should be over it.
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    Jan 18, 2010 10:45 AM GMT
    Sparkycat saidMaybe it's a typo. Just sayin'......grow the fuck up already. School kids make fun of others. Adults should be over it.


    yes a typo... it was supposed to be 93 and not 39
  • ATLANTIS7

    Posts: 1213

    Jan 18, 2010 10:47 AM GMT
    Of course he is 39? He has had a rough life ha ha ha and rough Trade?
  • GQjock

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    Jan 18, 2010 11:19 AM GMT
    Grandpa? icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 18, 2010 12:03 PM GMT
    Roccoe said
    Rodmramer saidhe said he is 39 and looking younger dude around his age. God knows, he looks older than my uncle. I wonder why old people lie. That's immatureicon_rolleyes.gif


    Excuse me is your uncle Chucky ........Sorry we wont go there. icon_lol.gif

    We lie because we started at 8 yrs old icon_redface.gif

    Forget about being a sociopath

    Maybe accelerated age disease.

    Severe narcissistic personality disorder

    Whatever maybe someone un-photoshop him and he doesn't know it yet icon_rolleyes.gif

    when you get 39 you can make up your own stories like everyone else icon_lol.gif




    I dated a lawyer who lied about his age. I never asked him how old was he? I figured he was older than 55 yrs old
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    Jan 18, 2010 1:46 PM GMT
    Sparkycat saidMaybe it's a typo. Just sayin'......grow the fuck up already. School kids make fun of others. Adults should be over it.


    Well lawd, you must not read many posts on here.......
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    Jan 18, 2010 9:19 PM GMT
    Rodmramer said
    Roccoe said
    Rodmramer saidhe said he is 39 and looking younger dude around his age. God knows, he looks older than my uncle. I wonder why old people lie. That's immatureicon_rolleyes.gif


    Excuse me is your uncle Chucky ........Sorry we wont go there. icon_lol.gif

    We lie because we started at 8 yrs old icon_redface.gif

    Forget about being a sociopath

    Maybe accelerated age disease.

    Severe narcissistic personality disorder

    Whatever maybe someone un-photoshop him and he doesn't know it yet icon_rolleyes.gif

    when you get 39 you can make up your own stories like everyone else icon_lol.gif




    I dated a lawyer who lied about his age. I never asked him how old was he? I figured he was older than 55 yrs old


    You can tell if you do the pinch test on the back. If he can turn around and face you while you are holding the skin on his back like a Chinese Shar-Pei turns in its skin then he is 45 and up! icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 19, 2010 3:10 AM GMT
    Roccoe said
    Rodmramer said
    Roccoe said
    Rodmramer saidhe said he is 39 and looking younger dude around his age. God knows, he looks older than my uncle. I wonder why old people lie. That's immatureicon_rolleyes.gif


    Excuse me is your uncle Chucky ........Sorry we wont go there. icon_lol.gif

    We lie because we started at 8 yrs old icon_redface.gif

    Forget about being a sociopath

    Maybe accelerated age disease.

    Severe narcissistic personality disorder

    Whatever maybe someone un-photoshop him and he doesn't know it yet icon_rolleyes.gif

    when you get 39 you can make up your own stories like everyone else icon_lol.gif




    I dated a lawyer who lied about his age. I never asked him how old was he? I figured he was older than 55 yrs old


    You can tell if you do the pinch test on the back. If he can turn around and face you while you are holding the skin on his back like a Chinese Shar-Pei turns in its skin then he is 45 and up! icon_wink.gif



    icon_redface.gif hmmmicon_redface.gif
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jan 19, 2010 3:17 AM GMT
    Sparkycat saidMaybe it's a typo. Just sayin'......grow the fuck up already. School kids make fun of others. Adults should be over it.


    Actually, no. People should just be honest.

    I have a profile on there. It's a nice profile, just describing what I'm looking for. I use it like any other dating site.

    So, that dude wrote me. He's like "Hey man, wanna hang out and fuck around?" When I read his profile, I was so angry. He's not a stud, he's not athletic, he's not 39 (which is 6 years older than me), and he's not even close about any of it.

    Gets better.

    When I called him out in a quick note that I wrote to him about the age issue, he started contacting other Manhunt members and spreading nasty rumors about me. I had guys writing me emails asking when I was coming over to get shit on. I had a guy who was ready to come over and "seed my poz ass" (I'm negative). The list goes on-- and this was the old man's retaliation for my asking him to be honest. Bottom line: I ended up closing my MH account. Oh well.
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    Jan 19, 2010 3:26 AM GMT
    Manhunt is pure drama so you won't miss out on anything. I'm paid up thru February lol