Jan 18, 2010 10:25 PM GMT
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railroad. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to
the rails, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took
her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on
top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard! Was she pretty?"
"Dunno... never found the head!"
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railroad. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to
the rails, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took
her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on
top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard! Was she pretty?"
"Dunno... never found the head!"