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  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 21, 2010 1:09 AM GMT
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    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

    It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

    Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

    Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

    Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day .

    If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

    If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

    Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

    Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

    There are two theories to arguing with gay men. Neither one works.

    Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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    Jan 21, 2010 1:15 AM GMT
    “He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Jan 21, 2010 1:15 AM GMT
    Early worm gets eaten by a bird
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    Jan 21, 2010 1:49 AM GMT
    Be kind and rewind.

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    Jan 21, 2010 2:04 AM GMT
    oooh the best pearl of wisdom I ever got was a smack across the head and told to "shut up and listen"

    from my granddad

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    Jan 21, 2010 4:56 AM GMT
    "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

    - Steven Wright.
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    Jan 21, 2010 5:23 AM GMT
    "Those that hate...masturbate."

    - eagermuscle
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    Jan 21, 2010 5:29 AM GMT
    Because I have loved life I shall have no sorrow to die.
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    Jan 21, 2010 5:30 AM GMT
    If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.
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    Jan 21, 2010 5:34 AM GMT
    True religion is real living, living with ones soul, with all ones goodness and righteousness.
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    Jan 21, 2010 5:35 AM GMT
    You get more with honey than you do with vinegar.

    (I'm all out of honey) icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 21, 2010 5:35 AM GMT
    Life is just a chance to grow a soul.
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    Jan 21, 2010 5:36 AM GMT
    To be your friend is all I ever wanted. To be your lover is all I ever dreamed.
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    Jan 21, 2010 6:09 AM GMT
    Everybosy gotta save dem self, 'make dea kuleana pono foa help da adda And when toumake your kulenana you know, pono, den it's gonna it's.... Automatic kine brah you need no need to talk da stuff gon'happen. And you jus' gotta let 'em and do stuff jus' waiting to happen foa when YOU ready.
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    Jan 21, 2010 6:17 AM GMT
    "Everyday consciousness, insofar as it is not transcendentally wonderful, is symptomatic of profound psychological ill-health."
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    Jan 21, 2010 6:59 AM GMT
    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
  • jrs1

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    Jan 21, 2010 7:26 AM GMT
    you cannot expect things to go your way
    ... but you can rely on them to go a way.

    it's a series of parts that make a whole.
    why pursue what has been constructed by another when you can help build something (with someone) for yourself?

    he may be so very far away
    ... but you are right where you need to be.

    sometimes the warmth of a smile can feel like you've successful climbed the tallest mountain ...

    broken bones::commemorative scars
    broken heart::lessons in love

    the softest skin is stifling to the touch, especially when you've waited so long to feel him against your soul. you want to lay inside his heart and never come out; face the days no more. his lips are poetic in that you cannot understand what he is saying due to their obfuscating allure. you want to ride his words and grind, deep and long, into his embrace ... but that's only because you've waited for this. you've waited for this moment, for time has been watching and teaching ... you can't rush this kind of intimacy.

    take it there ... let's take it there ...
  • Mccrae

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    Jan 21, 2010 11:27 AM GMT
    eagermuscle said"Those that hate...masturbate."

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    too much masturbation causes less motivation!!
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    Jan 21, 2010 11:32 AM GMT
    Mccrae said
    eagermuscle said"Those that hate...masturbate."

    - eagermuscle



    too much masturbation causes less motivation!!


    He who hesitates masturbates.
    "Ask not what you can do for your country - ask instead what you can do for me"
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    Jan 21, 2010 11:36 AM GMT
    xrichx saidBe kind and rewind.

    (Oh wait.. Does anyone still own a VCR? icon_lol.gif )


    Yes, I still do.... not ashamed of it either.

    My thought for the day: "Relieve me of the bondage of self that I may better do Your will."
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    Jan 21, 2010 12:13 PM GMT
    Anger is a brief madness!
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    Jan 21, 2010 12:15 PM GMT
    Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
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    Jan 21, 2010 12:16 PM GMT
    Pain is invisible, misery is a choice.
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    Jan 21, 2010 12:17 PM GMT
    Sow discord, reap regret.
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    Jan 21, 2010 12:18 PM GMT
    Hate is a prolonged suicide.