Do any of you have a Midtown Spa by you?

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    Jan 21, 2010 5:04 PM GMT
    Do any of you have a Midtown Spa by you that you go to and like? These are like gay fitness, swimming, spa, and sex clubs. icon_smile.gif They are open 24 hours, 7 days a week. They provide a social environment, where gay and bisexual men can meet and enjoy each other's company, “A Safe Place For Men To Play Safely”. They also offer private rooms or personal lockers. Each club is unique, amenities such as swimming pools, whirlpools, steam rooms, saunas, workout equipment and more vary from club to club.

    We have one in Milwaukee here that is really nice. Clothing is optional in the club, but they request you sit or lay on a towel when working out nude or in the steam room, TV room etc.. Most guys do lounge around nude there.

    I think there are 3 clubs in Texas (Austin, Dallas, Houston). There is also a club in Denver, Hollywood, Los Angeles, and Wilmington, CA.

  • rock_e_horror

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    Jan 21, 2010 6:55 PM GMT
    I just dropped off an application to work at the one here in Los Angels.

    Wish me luck. I could use the job. icon_smile.gif

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    Jan 21, 2010 6:58 PM GMT
    Okay, I'll do the honors...

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    Jan 21, 2010 7:04 PM GMT
    Rock_E_Horror said
    Wish me luck. I could use the job. icon_smile.gif

    Good luck! The things you will see if you work there! icon_smile.gif

    Here in Orlando we have a different chain of gay health clubs. I never visited the Midtowne when I lived in Houston, so I don't know what it was like.
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    Jan 21, 2010 7:08 PM GMT
    Rock_E_Horror saidI just dropped off an application to work at the one here in Los Angels.

    Wish me luck. I could use the job. icon_smile.gif



    Good for you. You will see lots of hot guys every day, but some not so hot to. It is hard for the staff to keep it a safe place for everyone because you always have some jerks that come in there and are touching and groping you without permission. And it doesn't matter, if you have clothes on or not, they still want to touch you, grope you, and rip your clothes off so they can suck you or fuck you or have you fuck them. Some guys just have no manners and act like dogs in heat. I was not interested in doing anything with this one guy, but he just would not leave me alone. So I reported him to the staff and they kicked him out. Ever since that time, I won;t go there, except with a friend. That usually keeps them off my dick when they know I am with someone and not alone.
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    Jan 21, 2010 7:32 PM GMT
    A lot of gay guys go there to cruise, but I find that most that are doing the cruising are not guys you would want to play with because they have std written all over them.. I don't go there that often because Milwaukee is 2 hours away from me and the club is right downtown and it's not in a very good part of the city. The businesses in the area all have bars on the windows and steel doors. It's really in a creepy neighborhood and I never go there at night. There's always fights in that area because so many are on drugs and are drunk.

    But the place itself is clean and have met some really nice guys there and its fun to hot tub, or go in the sauna, or even workout nude with the guys. icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 21, 2010 10:08 PM GMT
    Place sounds like a Hedonistic retreat...and theres none in New York..whats the world coming to?
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    Jan 21, 2010 11:27 PM GMT
    Wow! This is really unexpected!
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    Jan 21, 2010 11:34 PM GMT
    Oh yeah, NY has sex clubs mostly in the city.icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 21, 2010 11:37 PM GMT
    G_Force saidA lot of gay guys go there to cruise, but I find that most that are doing the cruising are not guys you would want to play with because they have std written all over them.. I don't go there that often because Milwaukee is 2 hours away from me and the club is right downtown and it's not in a very good part of the city. The businesses in the area all have bars on the windows and steel doors. It's really in a creepy neighborhood and I never go there at night. There's always fights in that area because so many are on drugs and are drunk.

    But the place itself is clean and have met some really nice guys there and its fun to hot tub, or go in the sauna, or even workout nude with the guys. icon_smile.gif


    Have you ever witnessed a slinky as it makes it's way down a flight of stairs? When I read your post, my brain did just that same kind of awkard and downward gait and spilled out onto the floor. I wish I'd known you when I was doing acid (yes, a very very long time ago). I could have foregone the dope and just spent time in your trippy presence.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jan 21, 2010 11:41 PM GMT
    TigerTim saidWow! This is really unexpected!


    Oh, I think it's pretty much par for the course and predictable. Out of left field... and smack in the middle of an RJ forumicon_lol.gif
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    Jan 21, 2010 11:46 PM GMT
    Call it a 'spa', but don't kid yourself, it's just a sex on premises venue. They serve a purpose and some guys like those places, but guys don't go there just to pamper themselves in a steam room.
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    Jan 22, 2010 3:07 AM GMT
    syd_hockey_79 saidCall it a 'spa', but don't kid yourself, it's just a sex on premises venue. They serve a purpose and some guys like those places, but guys don't go there just to pamper themselves in a steam room.


    Sex is not allowed there in public areas. You have to rent a private room to have sex and not everyone does that. Guys do go there just for the hot tub, steam room, weight room, lounge, and TV room in a gay friendly place. Gays play cards and pool and other things besides sex. Sure some are there only for sex, but you can't just go suck a dick in the weight room or even in the hot tub or sauna.
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    Jan 22, 2010 3:19 AM GMT
    They will kick you out, if they see you having sex in public there. And there are security cameras in every room where they can see what's going on. "hey, get your mouth off his dick", they may say once. The next time you do that, a young strong muscular cute guy will escort you out the door with no refund.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jan 22, 2010 6:16 AM GMT
    I hear G_Force holds sermons in the steam room...but, hey, you didn't hear it from me icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 22, 2010 6:21 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    CuriousJockAZ saidI hear G_Force holds sermons in the steam room...but, hey, you didn't hear it from me icon_rolleyes.gif

    LOL,,, is that sermons or semen in the steam room?..icon_eek.gif



    Oh, you're right...my bad...never mind icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 22, 2010 6:26 AM GMT
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    Jan 22, 2010 10:38 PM GMT
    I've been to the one in L.A. a number of times. It's a nice place, but there's a lot of attitude from the patrons, like "I'm too sexy to even LOOK at you!" which is sad. One night I was there, and I went down into the basement play room, and saw running water issuing from the bottom of the stairs, along the place where the wall met the concrete floor. turned out to be raw sewage water that had come in from a broken pipe upstairs. Bit of a turn-off. The one in L.A has a very nice steam room.

    But no bath house I've even seen can compare to the STEAMWORKS BATHS in Chicago! Disneyland for a locker-room slut like me!
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    Jan 22, 2010 10:43 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidI hear G_Force holds sermons in the steam room...but, hey, you didn't hear it from me icon_rolleyes.gif


    That's the REAL reason he talks about getting thrown out. If you don't think they allow sex in the sauna or steam room, or showers, or pool or jacuzzi, you're full of shit. Midtown Spas are SEX CLUBS, not gyms.

    But I think we already know that you're full of shit.
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    Jan 22, 2010 10:50 PM GMT
    zeebyaboi said
    CuriousJockAZ saidI hear G_Force holds sermons in the steam room...but, hey, you didn't hear it from me icon_rolleyes.gif


    That's the REAL reason he talks about getting thrown out. If you don't think they allow sex in the sauna or steam room, or showers, or pool or jacuzzi, you're full of shit. Midtown Spas are SEX CLUBS, not gyms.

    But I think we already know that you're full of shit.


    No, I've seen them kick guys out for sex in public areas of the club. There are signs posted everywhere in the club, and they do kick you out. I've seen it. MidTown Spa does not allow sex in the public areas. You must rent one of their private rooms, if you want to have sex, Read the pollicy on their website. It is striclty enforced. You are the one who is full of bullshit.
  • gwuinsf

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    Jan 22, 2010 11:10 PM GMT
    You are arguing semantics.

    What you are describing is a bathhouse with a gym. This really is not that uncommon and most major cities have one or two. NYC most definitely has several bathhouses.

    I think bathhouses get around certain zoning laws by having workout facilities. No one seriously goes to spa on a regular basis to work out at the gym, nor do people running these establishments seriously think that people are patronizing just to work out.
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    Jan 23, 2010 12:07 AM GMT
    G_Force said
    zeebyaboi said
    CuriousJockAZ saidI hear G_Force holds sermons in the steam room...but, hey, you didn't hear it from me icon_rolleyes.gif


    That's the REAL reason he talks about getting thrown out. If you don't think they allow sex in the sauna or steam room, or showers, or pool or jacuzzi, you're full of shit. Midtown Spas are SEX CLUBS, not gyms.

    But I think we already know that you're full of shit.


    No, I've seen them kick guys out for sex in public areas of the club. There are signs posted everywhere in the club, and they do kick you out. I've seen it. MidTown Spa does not allow sex in the public areas. You must rent one of their private rooms, if you want to have sex, Read the pollicy on their website. It is striclty enforced. You are the one who is full of bullshit.


    OK, shithead! I not only just checked the website, but I also called Midtown Spa in Los Angeles. Not only is there NOTHING on their website that states ANY rules about where you can have sex in their clubs, but the manager at the Los Angeles branch just now verified that they DO NOT have any rules prohibiting men from having sex in the steamrooms or basements or other areas that are within the spa. The only prohibitions are no alcohol or drugs, no unsafe sex, and no women. READ THEIR FAQ's!

    So, you fucking lying sack of Dadaist shit, you need your mouth sewn shut and your fingers amputated in order to keep you from spewing your bullshit ever again, either by voice or keyboard! I would suggest a pre-frontal lobotomy, but I think you have no brain matter there to begin with.

    YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHIT OF A HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!
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    Jan 23, 2010 12:19 AM GMT
    And G-Force, since you're too stupid or obtuse to pay attention to their rules or understand them, here they are, right from the website!

    FAQ

    What do I need to bring?
    You need to bring a valid GOVERNMENT ISSUED PHOTO I.D. such as a State issued Drivers license, I.D. Card or Passport. You will not be allowed into our establishments without this. We do not accept any other IDs

    Do I need to bring my own towel?
    No, we supply towels to our guest and have regular size and larger size towels. If you need a larger size towel, just ask the clerk for one when you check in. Dirty Towels may be exchanged for clean ones at anytime.

    What are your hours?

    We are open 24 hours day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year.

    Can my girlfriend/wife come in with me?

    No, we are a private men’s club.

    Can I use an alias?
    We are sorry but we need your real name when you visit our clubs. This is the reason we need a valid photo I.D. You can be assured of complete privacy. We do not give out information to anyone about our members.

    Do you sell your mailing list or Is my name put on a mailing list?
    No, we do not sell our customer information to anyone. We only put you on our mailing list if you request us to.

    Can I get a One Day Membership?
    We don't have a one-day membership. But, we do not require membership to visit our clubs. There is a first time new customer fee of $3.00 if you haven't visited us before, or it's been over a year since you last visited us.

    Do you supply condoms?

    Yes, we supply condoms and they are always FREE.

    How old do I have to be to get in?
    You must be at least 18 years of age to visit our clubs.

    Can my friend and I rent just one room?
    No, you each need to rent a room or a locker.

    Do you have massage there?
    No, we do not.

    What credit cards do you accept?
    Yes, we accept VISA MasterCard and American Express.

    Can you explain your coupon program?

    Every time you pay Full Price for a Room you will receive a Coupon for a 1/2-price room on your next visit. After you have 5 full price visits purchasing a room you will receive a coupon for a free room on your next visit. After you have 5 full price visits purchasing a locker you will receive a coupon for a free locker on your next visit.

    Is my membership at the Denver Club good in Los Angeles?
    Yes, you will receive member prices at all our clubs as long as your membership is current at another club.

    Why when I travel and go to your other clubs why don't they have my membership info there?
    Our computers are not linked, show the clerk the receipt you received when you purchased your membership and they will enter it in their system. I you don't have the receipt just inform the clerk of your membership at one of our other clubs and he will call the other club to confirm you have a membership.

    What is the clientele like?
    We cater to all types. We do not discriminate against anyone. Our clientele ranges from ages 18 to 90, all races, all sizes, and all walks of life.

    Do parties cost anything extra?

    No, we do not charge anything extra for our parties. We do this to show our appreciation for your business.

    I am over 60; will I be welcome there?
    Yes, we have all ages here and you should feel quite welcome at our clubs.

    What all is in a room?

    There is a twin size bed, a Television with adult video channels and a place to lock up your valuables.

    Why do I have to show a valid picture I.D.?

    This is for your protection as well as ours. This is the way we keep problems out of the club.

    The music is too loud and I'm trying to sleep.

    THIS IS NOT A HOTEL, it's a BATHHOUSE and music is part of the experience. Different people have different tastes. We have chosen a volume and style of music we think will appeal to most of our customers.

    Can I play with the employees?

    NO, If you do they will lose their job.

    How long can I stay there?

    Each rental is for eight hours during regular prices, specials sometimes have reduced hours. You can renew your stay once for a total of 2 Shifts. No one can stay any longer than 2 shifts at a time and when you leave, you cannot return to the spa for 8 hours.

    What items do you have for sale?
    We sell a full line of Lubricants that include Wet, Wet Light, I.D., Platinum, Frixtion, and Elbow Grease, Sex Toys, Cockrings, Toiletries, Mints, Phone Cards, and other things.

    Do you have food available there?
    Yes, we have vending machines with a variety of snacks, soft drinks as well as microwaveable food available at the front desk.

    Is my privacy protected?
    Yes, we will never give out any information about our customers.

    Can I reserve a room?
    The New Year's Eve Party is the only time during the year that we reserve rooms. Rooms are on a first come first served basis. If we are out of rooms when you arrive, tell the clerk you want to be on the waiting list for a room he will give you a locker and call you as soon as a room is available.

    Can I bring my own beer in?
    No, drugs and alcohol are strictly forbidden. If you are caught bringing drugs or alcohol into our clubs, you will be banned from all of our clubs.

    Are Bathhouses really legal?

    Yes, we are a legally licensed business.

    How do I secure my valuables while I'm there?
    There is a place to lock up your valuables in your room, or lock them in your locker. You are the only one with a key.

    I'm into bare backing will I have any luck there?
    Bare backing is NOT allowed in our clubs. If you are caught Barebacking you will be asked to leave. Repeat offenders will be banned from all of our clubs for life.

    Do you allow water sports?

    No, water sports are not allowed.

    Do you offer HIV/STD Testing?
    Yes, all of our clubs offer HIV/STD Testing. Click Here for a Schedule of dates and times or call your local club.

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    Jan 23, 2010 12:32 AM GMT
    southbeach1500 said
    zeebyaboi said
    YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHIT OF A HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!

    Some anger management issues, eh?


    Not really, but I admit I become totally livid when somebody tries to gaslight me or anyone else. People like that who try to rewrite the facts or revise history or "bear false witness" to use his own Bible's term are among the most despicable of people, and I must admit, I've taken some joy in beating a few of them up over the years.

    Anger can be useful at times, and I'm not afraid to get angry for a just cause, in this case, calling out a liar on his bullshit. (Honestly, it's also fun to let my inner bitch out. Rather do that than kick my cats.)

    Maybe I do have anger management issues, but hey, look at my profile image: they didn't cast me as a Klingon for my good looks or winning personality!icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 23, 2010 12:39 AM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidOkay, I'll do the honors...

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