And G-Force, since you're too stupid or obtuse to pay attention to their rules or understand them, here they are, right from the website!
What do I need to bring?
You need to bring a valid GOVERNMENT ISSUED PHOTO I.D. such as a State issued Drivers license, I.D. Card or Passport. You will not be allowed into our establishments without this. We do not accept any other IDs
Do I need to bring my own towel?
No, we supply towels to our guest and have regular size and larger size towels. If you need a larger size towel, just ask the clerk for one when you check in. Dirty Towels may be exchanged for clean ones at anytime.
What are your hours?
We are open 24 hours day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year.
Can my girlfriend/wife come in with me?
No, we are a private men’s club.
Can I use an alias?
We are sorry but we need your real name when you visit our clubs. This is the reason we need a valid photo I.D. You can be assured of complete privacy. We do not give out information to anyone about our members.
Do you sell your mailing list or Is my name put on a mailing list?
No, we do not sell our customer information to anyone. We only put you on our mailing list if you request us to.
Can I get a One Day Membership?
We don't have a one-day membership. But, we do not require membership to visit our clubs. There is a first time new customer fee of $3.00 if you haven't visited us before, or it's been over a year since you last visited us.
Do you supply condoms?
Yes, we supply condoms and they are always FREE.
How old do I have to be to get in?
You must be at least 18 years of age to visit our clubs.
Can my friend and I rent just one room?
No, you each need to rent a room or a locker.
Do you have massage there?
No, we do not.
What credit cards do you accept?
Yes, we accept VISA MasterCard and American Express.
Can you explain your coupon program?
Every time you pay Full Price for a Room you will receive a Coupon for a 1/2-price room on your next visit. After you have 5 full price visits purchasing a room you will receive a coupon for a free room on your next visit. After you have 5 full price visits purchasing a locker you will receive a coupon for a free locker on your next visit.
Is my membership at the Denver Club good in Los Angeles?
Yes, you will receive member prices at all our clubs as long as your membership is current at another club.
Why when I travel and go to your other clubs why don't they have my membership info there?
Our computers are not linked, show the clerk the receipt you received when you purchased your membership and they will enter it in their system. I you don't have the receipt just inform the clerk of your membership at one of our other clubs and he will call the other club to confirm you have a membership.
What is the clientele like?
We cater to all types. We do not discriminate against anyone. Our clientele ranges from ages 18 to 90, all races, all sizes, and all walks of life.
Do parties cost anything extra?
No, we do not charge anything extra for our parties. We do this to show our appreciation for your business.
I am over 60; will I be welcome there?
Yes, we have all ages here and you should feel quite welcome at our clubs.
What all is in a room?
There is a twin size bed, a Television with adult video channels and a place to lock up your valuables.
Why do I have to show a valid picture I.D.?
This is for your protection as well as ours. This is the way we keep problems out of the club.
The music is too loud and I'm trying to sleep.
THIS IS NOT A HOTEL, it's a BATHHOUSE and music is part of the experience. Different people have different tastes. We have chosen a volume and style of music we think will appeal to most of our customers.
Can I play with the employees?
NO, If you do they will lose their job.
How long can I stay there?
Each rental is for eight hours during regular prices, specials sometimes have reduced hours. You can renew your stay once for a total of 2 Shifts. No one can stay any longer than 2 shifts at a time and when you leave, you cannot return to the spa for 8 hours.
What items do you have for sale?
We sell a full line of Lubricants that include Wet, Wet Light, I.D., Platinum, Frixtion, and Elbow Grease, Sex Toys, Cockrings, Toiletries, Mints, Phone Cards, and other things.
Do you have food available there?
Yes, we have vending machines with a variety of snacks, soft drinks as well as microwaveable food available at the front desk.
Is my privacy protected?
Yes, we will never give out any information about our customers.
Can I reserve a room?
The New Year's Eve Party is the only time during the year that we reserve rooms. Rooms are on a first come first served basis. If we are out of rooms when you arrive, tell the clerk you want to be on the waiting list for a room he will give you a locker and call you as soon as a room is available.
Can I bring my own beer in?
No, drugs and alcohol are strictly forbidden. If you are caught bringing drugs or alcohol into our clubs, you will be banned from all of our clubs.
Are Bathhouses really legal?
Yes, we are a legally licensed business.
How do I secure my valuables while I'm there?
There is a place to lock up your valuables in your room, or lock them in your locker. You are the only one with a key.
I'm into bare backing will I have any luck there?
Bare backing is NOT allowed in our clubs. If you are caught Barebacking you will be asked to leave. Repeat offenders will be banned from all of our clubs for life.
Do you allow water sports?
No, water sports are not allowed.
Do you offer HIV/STD Testing?
Yes, all of our clubs offer HIV/STD Testing. Click Here for a Schedule of dates and times or call your local club.