Get Your Ass In The Kitchen and Get Me A Beer....!

  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 22, 2010 4:53 AM GMT
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    Supposedly, this is the kind of man that all other gay men desire and dream about. Believe in yourself and you can have a strong, powerful male who can protect you from muggers and demand his sexual pleasure. Aren't you tired of men who let you decide when and where you'll have your next romp? The dominant male doesn't want to debate, he sets the rules.

    "You didn't talk to any men at work today, did you?"
    Another benefit of this kind of dominant male is that he will not allow you to speak to other men. He might fool around with one of your friends, but that is okay, because he probably just had a difficult day and your friend was coming on to him.

    So find a dominant man to settle down with. You'll get to bring him the newspaper, read it to him, please him on demand, make him at least three meals a day, and sometimes if you are good he'll pay five dollars to get you some flowers from a roadside pick-up truck on his way home from work.
  • drypin

    Posts: 1798

    Jan 22, 2010 8:50 AM GMT
    I'm swooning at the thought. I've love to stay and talk but I've gotta get the kids fed before he gets home or there'll be hell to pay.
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    Jan 22, 2010 11:54 AM GMT
    while I understand what your trying to do.. your way off base.

    Most gay men don't dream of an arse hole.

    Some guys dream of having a fella who can protect'em and be that strong fella.

    Some guys dream of having a fella who they can protect and be strong and all that stuff..

    I don't know many guys who want an arse hole for a boyfriend, but, a lot of guys fall into one of two categories

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    Jan 22, 2010 12:12 PM GMT
    dominante male, hell yeah....controlling hell no
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    Jan 22, 2010 12:33 PM GMT
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    Supposedly, this is the kind of man that all other gay men desire and dream about. Believe in yourself and you can have a strong, powerful male who can protect you from muggers and demand his sexual pleasure. Aren't you tired of men who let you decide when and where you'll have your next romp? The dominant male doesn't want to debate, he sets the rules.

    Judging from the Real Jocks I've met, the lug nut described would get sat down and told to stfu in short order.
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    Jan 22, 2010 12:44 PM GMT
    I'd gladly go get my husband a beer, cook him dinner, mow the lawn, wash the dog, and clean the house, if only he'd suck my cock more often. Alas, I still do all of the above even w/o a daily hummer.

    Dominant men that you describe don't exist in my world. That male demographic is most suited for the likes of Fox News. They're a dime a dozen in the midwest ... or Texas ... maybe most of the southern states, but not around here.
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    Jan 22, 2010 12:48 PM GMT
    Put another log on the fire.
    Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
    And go out to the car and change the tyre.
    Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
    Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
    And then go fetch my slippers.
    And boil me up another pot of tea.
    Then put another log on the fire, babe,
    And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

    Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
    Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
    Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
    Well, a man can't love another more than that.
    Ain't I always nice to your kid brother?
    Don't I take him driving every night?
    So, sit here at my feet 'cos I like you when you're sweet,
    And you know that a real man duddn't fight.

    So, put another log on the fire.
    Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
    Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tyre.
    Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
    Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
    And then go fetch my slippers.
    And boil me up another pot of tea.
    Then put another log on the fire, babe,
    And come and tell me why you're leaving me.


    (slightly modified version of Mr. Silverstein's song)
  • Sparkycat

    Posts: 1064

    Jan 22, 2010 12:56 PM GMT
    I prefer to be dominated in a different sort of way.