Madonna's boyfriend Naked!

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    Jan 23, 2010 12:06 AM GMT
    Madonna's boyfriend nude. Small penis but has a hot body

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/jesus-penis-nsfw
  • Timbales

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    Jan 23, 2010 12:10 AM GMT
    looks fine to me

    I love Madonna's mustache.
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    Jan 23, 2010 12:12 AM GMT
    Jesus Shaves
  • jrs1

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    Jan 23, 2010 1:01 AM GMT

    I'm going to say, because it's Madge, he's more than likely a grower not a shower. werk.
  • D972

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    Jan 23, 2010 1:06 AM GMT
    Hmmm some of the biggest ones ive seen start off like that... Im not too sure you can make an informed decision on size based off someone coming out of a pool (that might not be heated).

    Hes got a great body tho...if I were a rich girl... nananananana ...
  • swimjohn

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    Jan 23, 2010 1:11 AM GMT
    he's deff hot. I'm gonna just belive that it was the cold pool and that his penis matches his hot body nicely when warmed up icon_smile.gif

    oh and Madonna looks terrible lolicon_eek.gif
  • GQjock

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    Jan 23, 2010 1:14 AM GMT
    Wow ... Madonna What no babies blood today? icon_confused.gif

    Hmmm ... I'd be careful showing that thing around guy
    Somethin that small is bound to get lost somewhere
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    Jan 23, 2010 1:20 AM GMT
    Can we be sure it's even Jesus?

    Good things can start off in small packages icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 23, 2010 1:22 AM GMT
    There was a shambling sound coming from in the door. The strapping, naked young man quickly wrapped himself in a towel.
    "Who's there?!" He hollered with a fearful crack in his voice.
    There was no answer. The only sound that came to meet him was the sound of sliding shoes across a marble floor. Almost as if a drunk person were staggering across the room just beyond the threshold.
    The whisper that was his common sense beckoned him not to enter, but the scream of curiosity in his head pushed him through the doorway.
    A vase fell and shattered on the floor.
    "H-hello??" He asked to the dead space. He reached a flicked the light-switch into the 'on' position. A gasp left his lips and he jumped back as he was met with a fearsome sight.
    Madonna shambled towards him, her eyes wide and empty, just as he remembered them. Her flesh, a pale, cadaverous yellow green. She bared her teeth at him, the gums decaying back so you could almost see their roots. Her mouth opened slowly and she moaned gutturally "BRRRAAAIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!!". as the words left her mouth it sounded as though someone was laboriously squeezing air out of a rolled up tarp.
    The man relaxed a bit as he spoke, "Oh, honey, its just you..."
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    Jan 23, 2010 1:22 AM GMT
    You know, he could be a grower as opposed to a shower.

    But on to bigger and better things, DAMN Madonna is looking HAGGARD up close! Sheesh!
  • Timbales

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    Jan 23, 2010 1:23 AM GMT
    good thing y'all aren't seeing my goodies
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    Jan 23, 2010 1:27 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidgood thing y'all aren't seeing my goodies


    Oh, I'd look for SURE!!!
  • EricLA

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    Jan 23, 2010 1:29 AM GMT
    I'd get down on my knees for Jesus.
  • jrs1

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    Jan 23, 2010 1:31 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidgood thing y'all aren't seeing my goodies


    c'est what?

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    Jan 23, 2010 1:42 AM GMT
    Well he did just get out of the pool. Cut the poor guy some slack lol
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    Jan 23, 2010 1:53 AM GMT
    And I thought this would never happen, lol
  • WILDCARD73

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    Jan 23, 2010 2:01 AM GMT
    she looks so awefull
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    Jan 23, 2010 2:02 AM GMT
    trek1 saidWell he did just get out of the pool. Cut the poor guy some slack lol


    Yup, and growers are people too, you know. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 23, 2010 2:05 AM GMT
    'I LOVE TRICK MEAT"

    Always a great surprise when it gets where it needs to go ..... !
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    Jan 23, 2010 2:15 AM GMT
    icon_twisted.gif his dick is so twisty
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    Jan 23, 2010 2:17 AM GMT
    D972 saidHmmm some of the biggest ones ive seen start off like that... Im not too sure you can make an informed decision on size based off someone coming out of a pool (that might not be heated).

    Hes got a great body tho...if I were a rich girl... nananananana ...


    Thats right, what we can't see or count is the amount of wrinkles on his penis, because the more they have, the bigger it will grow.
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    Jan 23, 2010 2:21 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidJesus Shaves


    spitting my drink out, lmao!! I needed that so bad, thanks man... roflmao!!

    and I could care less how big his penis is. I like a nice one like everyone else, look at the rest of him!! DAMN!! As long as it worked and I could feel it Id be bang bang bangn that shit all night long!!!
  • coolarmydude

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    Jan 23, 2010 2:21 AM GMT
    How bizarre! I opened the link and scrolled down to the close up face pic of Madonna and right at that moment, a live performance of Like a Prayer starts on the Hope for Haiti telethon!!
  • cityguy39

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    Jan 23, 2010 2:27 AM GMT
    The pic looks fake to me. But whomever the naked guy is, he's got a nice bod!

  • Jan 23, 2010 2:39 AM GMT
    It looks to me that she is trying to be controversial given that she is wearing a nun-like attire and then her "boyfriend" Jesus is naked in the pic. That's cheap publicity to me.