If you had a gay bomb

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    Jan 23, 2010 8:58 PM GMT
    If you had a bomb that could turn everyone in a 50 mile radius "gay" .. where would you drop it????icon_confused.gif

    No really, people have actually considered making such a bomb! icon_redface.gif

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bombThe "Halitosis bomb" and "Gay bomb" are informal names for two theoretical non-lethal chemical weapons, which a United States Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing, which involved discharging female sex pheromones over enemy forces in order to make them sexually attracted to each other.

    In 1994 the Wright Laboratory in Ohio, a predecessor to today's United States Air Force Research Laboratory, produced a three-page proposal on a variety of possible nonlethal chemical weapons, which was later obtained—complete with marginal jottings and typos—by the Sunshine Project through a Freedom of Information Act request.



    But where would you drop it? (it doesn't hurt anyone .. just goes POOF)
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    Jan 23, 2010 9:00 PM GMT
    This is really more philosophy than spiritual .. but don't see a philosophy forum
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    Jan 23, 2010 9:38 PM GMT
    I wouldn't drop it at all. I'll pick it apart and make more.

    Then I'll make sure the new gay majority doesn't discriminate the straight minority. icon_twisted.gif Would certainly cure overpopulation.
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    Jan 24, 2010 12:50 AM GMT
    icon_lol.gif I was hoping for a geographical location! icon_sad.gif
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    Jan 24, 2010 12:55 AM GMT
    I wouldn't drop it at all. Imagine if it was the other situation around. "Where would you drop a straight bomb?

    Let people live their lives and move on.

    If you REALLY wanted a place, I'd say the South Pole...so that it'd do the least amount of harm.
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    Jan 24, 2010 12:57 AM GMT
    Wrestling tournament... it's already got most of the things going for it already.
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    Jan 24, 2010 12:58 AM GMT
    teamSIN84 saidI wouldn't drop it at all. Imagine if it was the other situation around. "Where would you drop a straight bomb?

    Let people live their lives and move on.

    If you REALLY wanted a place, I'd say the South Pole...so that it'd do the least amount of harm.
    Being gay is harm?? Nevertheless, there are already enough gay penguins .. c'mon .. use your imagination icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 24, 2010 1:01 AM GMT
    ActiveAndFit said
    teamSIN84 saidI wouldn't drop it at all. Imagine if it was the other situation around. "Where would you drop a straight bomb?

    Let people live their lives and move on.

    If you REALLY wanted a place, I'd say the South Pole...so that it'd do the least amount of harm.
    There are already enough gay penguins .. c'mon .. use your imagination icon_rolleyes.gif


    Fine. I'll go up to the North and mess up good ol' Santa and Mrs. Claus! icon_biggrin.gif

    ...and the elves...and the reindeer...
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    Jan 24, 2010 1:04 AM GMT
    teamSIN84 said
    ActiveAndFit said
    teamSIN84 saidI wouldn't drop it at all. Imagine if it was the other situation around. "Where would you drop a straight bomb?
    Let people live their lives and move on.
    If you REALLY wanted a place, I'd say the South Pole...so that it'd do the least amount of harm.
    There are already enough gay penguins .. c'mon .. use your imagination icon_rolleyes.gif

    Fine. I'll go up to the North and mess up good ol' Santa and Mrs. Claus! icon_biggrin.gif
    ...and the elves...and the reindeer...
    Seeing how "martha stewart" those elves are .. I would say that would be redundant too icon_sad.gif Now if Sarah Palin were in the blast .. that would be interesting .. oh .. and little levi johnson too icon_biggrin.gif

    BTW, apparently there is already a straight bomb .. just more to the point ..
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    Jan 24, 2010 1:07 AM GMT
    Salt Lake City
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    Jan 24, 2010 1:08 AM GMT
    teamSIN84 saidI wouldn't drop it at all. Imagine if it was the other situation around. "Where would you drop a straight bomb?

    Let people live their lives and move on.

    If you REALLY wanted a place, I'd say the South Pole...so that it'd do the least amount of harm.


    I agree. For the most part. I mean if I had a gay bomb I'd decommission it or sell it or something. Unless I HAD to set it off. Then I'd do it at Pat Robertson's place.
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    Jan 24, 2010 1:13 AM GMT
    Look peeps .. I didn't come up with this bomb .. the air force did and it has got to be dropped icon_rolleyes.gif

    If you want a gentler question to answer .. go here
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/800996
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    Jan 24, 2010 1:16 AM GMT
    The semi-annual convention of super-hot, single, bodybuilders and male models

    Duh icon_twisted.gif

    I think it's in sunny downtown phoenix this year

    Which reminds me now might be the time to tell your mother in law to take that cruise shes been planning



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    Jan 24, 2010 1:26 AM GMT
    Does the bomb go ~POOF~ *sparkle sparkle*?
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    Jan 24, 2010 1:28 AM GMT
    flex89 saidDoes the bomb go ~POOF~ *sparkle sparkle*?


    Don't forget the rainbow smoke rings.
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    Jan 24, 2010 1:29 AM GMT
    flex89 saidDoes the bomb go ~POOF~ *sparkle sparkle*?
    icon_eek.gif You saw one of these go off?? it was supposed to be top secret! Now where to drop it?
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    Jan 24, 2010 1:31 AM GMT
    teamSIN84 saidDon't forget the rainbow smoke rings.
    and marshmallow clovers! icon_rolleyes.gif

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    Jan 24, 2010 1:32 AM GMT
    Washington DC!
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    Jan 24, 2010 1:35 AM GMT
    flex89 saidDoes the bomb go ~POOF~ *sparkle sparkle*?


    The first thing I thought of when you said this was the South Park episode where Martha Stewart "decorates" her queef.

    I'd evacuate everyone in a 50 mile radius, put Orlando Bloom in the center and drop it. He's my big time guy crush. icon_smile.gif

    So if we HAD to drop it and the Air Force came up with it, then I'd drop it either on the Pentagon or the Air Force Academy in Colorado. Serves them right for coming up with such a stupid idea.
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    Jan 24, 2010 2:08 AM GMT
    DC .. good choice .. senate, congress, supreme court .. things would get a lot friendlier for gays ..

    this thread needs inspiration ..

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    Jan 24, 2010 2:51 AM GMT
    I know where I WOULDN'T drop it: Wilton Manors, Florida. A waste of money, nothing there to change.
  • jrs1

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    Jan 24, 2010 2:56 AM GMT
    Sedative saidI wouldn't drop it at all. I'll pick it apart and make more.

    Then I'll make sure the new gay majority doesn't discriminate the straight minority. icon_twisted.gif Would certainly cure overpopulation.


    oy. * facepalm and english accent * litt'l clevah bahstid, arn't yew?

    I'd drop it in jamaica for now ... it's quite ... retro-chauvanistic there.
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    Jan 24, 2010 3:26 AM GMT
    For virtuous reasons, the GOP convention.

    For selfish reasons, the annual world lifeguard competition.
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    Jan 24, 2010 6:46 AM GMT
    jrs1 saidI'd drop it in jamaica for now ... it's quite ... retro-chauvanistic there.
    that's a good choice too! drastic drop in gay related hate crimes icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 24, 2010 6:51 AM GMT
    Where's Westboro Baptist Church? Topeka, KS? I'd drop it there.