If there really is a god, then he must be bored shitless...

  • offshore

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    Jan 27, 2010 7:24 AM GMT
    ... to come up with these:

    Barrelleye Fish: A deep-sea fish with a transparent head and tubular eyes

    Cymothoa exigua - the tongue-eating louse. The tiny brute enters the mouth of its host fish by digging into the gills. There it proceeds to suck the blood out the fish’s tongue, thereby destroying it. However, the parasite then attaches itself to the base of the mouth and replaces the tongue as a fully-functioning organ. and will bite you if you touch it...

  • offshore

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    Jan 27, 2010 7:35 AM GMT
    And if you thought those above are just some visual distraction, check out this little beasty that creates animal zombies:

    Sacculina is a genus of barnacles that parasitize crabs. The adults bear no resemblance to the barnacles that cover ships and piers; they are recognised as barnacles because their larval forms are like other members of the barnacle class Cirripedia. Depending on the location, the prevalence of this unusual crustacean parasite in its crab host can be as high as 50%.

    The female Sacculina larva finds a crab and walks on it until it finds a joint. It then molts, injecting its soft body into the crab while its shell falls off. The Sacculina grows in the crab, emerging as a sac, known as an externa, on the underside of the crab's rear thorax, where the crab's eggs would be incubated.

    When a female Sacculina is implanted in a male crab it will interfere with the crab's hormonal balance. This sterilizes it and changes the bodily layout of the crab to resemble that of a female crab by widening and flattening its abdomen, among other things. The female Sacculina has even been known to cause the male crabs to perform mating gestures typical of female crabs.

    After this invasion of the Sacculina, the crab is now unable to perform the normal function of molting. This would result in a loss of nutrition of the Sacculina and impair its overall growth. The natural ability of regrowing a severed claw that is commonly used for defense purposes is lost after the infestation of Sacculina. Although all energy is directed to the Sacculina, the crab develops a nurturing behavior typical of a female crab. The natural hatching process of a crab consists of the female finding a high rock and grooming its brood pouch on its abdomen and releasing the fertilized eggs in the water through a bobbing motion. The female crab stirs the water with her claw to aid the flow of the water. When the hatching parasite eggs of the Sacculina are ready to emerge from the brood pouch of Sacculina, the crab performs a similar process. The crab shoots them out through pulses creating a large cloud of parasites. The crab then uses the familiar technique of stirring the water to aid in flow.

    The male Sacculina looks for a female Sacculina adult on the underside of a crab. He then enters and fertilizes her eggs. The crab (male or female) then cares for the eggs as if they were its own, having been rendered infertile by the parasite.
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    Jan 27, 2010 12:42 PM GMT
    OMG I could so play with this, but it would be along the lines of some of the creatures here, and some not very attractive either, like little weed with no hair; what was God thinkingicon_question.gificon_question.gificon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 27, 2010 12:45 PM GMT
    Bored? I say He has a hell of a sense of humor.... and a rather twisted dark side.
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    Jan 27, 2010 1:50 PM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidBored? I say He has a hell of a sense of humor.... and a rather twisted dark side.

  • Nodak

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    Jan 27, 2010 1:53 PM GMT
    If God is watching over us we might as well be entertaining