Ancient Sumerians look on in shock as God creates the universe.

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    Jan 27, 2010 4:27 PM GMT
    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sumerians_look_on_in_confusion_as
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    Jan 27, 2010 4:52 PM GMT
    "These two people made in his image do not know how to communicate, lack skills in both mathematics and farming, and have the intellectual capacity of an infant," one Sumerian philosopher wrote. "They must be the creation of a complete idiot."
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    Jan 27, 2010 6:44 PM GMT
    too goddamn funny! LOL
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    Jan 27, 2010 6:57 PM GMT
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    I need a "like" button for this thread. Le sad.
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    Jan 28, 2010 1:42 AM GMT
    SNAP!
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    Jan 28, 2010 3:20 AM GMT
    "According to records, Sumerian farmers, priests, and civic administrators were not only befuddled, but also took issue with the face of God moving across the water, saying that He scared away those who were traveling to Mesopotamia to participate in their vast and intricate trade system."
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    Jan 28, 2010 3:58 AM GMT
    Pulitzer Prize.
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    Jan 28, 2010 4:01 AM GMT
    The Onion"If what the pictographs indicate are true, His loud voice interrupted their ancient prayer rituals for an entire week."
  • offshore

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    Jan 28, 2010 6:28 AM GMT
    LOL! Loved the article.

    I've actgually used a similar argument (I'm Chinese, so using the Chinese civilisation here) to annoy Christians.

    When the Chinese were crome plating their tempred metal kitchen utinsils, your god was doing what???
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    Jan 28, 2010 1:13 PM GMT
    This is old news.

    Have you heard the latest on the complete and utter devastation that migrant workers did to the Middle Kingdom of Kemet? Sheesh, poisoned waterways, chemical and biological warfare... and I believe they even assassinated the crown prince!

    After they escaped, they apparently brought down another helpless city by supersecret sonic weapons. I think it was called Jericho. Totally shock and awe tactics there.
  • The6Degrees

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    Oct 01, 2011 2:23 AM GMT
    Win: Onion!

    Win: That article!