Any Food Network junkies out there? Who's your favorite Food Network personality?

  • kietkat

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    Jan 28, 2010 5:53 AM GMT
    I don't watch much TV but when I do it's usually to see what's on food network. I think I'm hooked... love all the shows! Also learn a thing or two about cooking icon_cool.gif

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    Jan 28, 2010 7:49 AM GMT
    Alton Brown. Everything I know about cooking, I learned from "Good Eats."

    By the way: my ribs are badass. Yes, I will make them for you, because Alton Brown used science, balloon animals, and inexplicably convenient chalkboards to make cooking fun.
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    Jan 28, 2010 11:30 AM GMT
    i used to like that british broad
    she was brunette and had nice tits. someone remind me her name
    dunno if she still has that show
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    Jan 28, 2010 1:04 PM GMT
    Paula's deen, butter anyone? Her pumpkin gooey butter cakes are to die for no pun intetended
  • kietkat

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    Jan 28, 2010 6:23 PM GMT
    joshnyc saidi used to like that british broad
    she was brunette and had nice tits. someone remind me her name
    dunno if she still has that show


    I'm not sure about the nice tits but you probably mean the host of the Nigella Express. She's quite pretty though.
  • WILDCARD73

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    Jan 28, 2010 6:29 PM GMT
    i used to like the food network when the shows had more elaborate and not so easy to make foods and recipes

  • darryaz

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    Jan 28, 2010 6:30 PM GMT
    Alton Brown
    Ina Garten
    Giada DeLaurentiis
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    Jan 28, 2010 6:39 PM GMT
    Alton Brown!! He's lost a bit of weight recently and is looking good. I'm a sucker for a sharp, witty man.
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    Jan 28, 2010 6:42 PM GMT
    Gotta be Paula Deen!! Grew up in the south and The Lady and Sons in Savannah is amazing! Her best recipe (and soo easy!) is her Old fashioned fudge pie, google it, its awesome!...but can't eat to much of it!
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    Jan 28, 2010 6:42 PM GMT
    Guy Fieri....Diners Drive Inns and Dives is my favorite show

    also the Unzipped guy not because I like him but like the show

    Barefoot Contessa is good if Im really feeling like a queen that day

    Paula is always fun to watch
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    Jan 28, 2010 6:48 PM GMT
    Paula Deen: I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove her! She has absolutely no shame when it comes to making food that will kill you. I just love everything about her. Her laugh is infectious and she always makes me smile. There was even something truly poet about her being nailed in the face with a frozen ham. I felt bad for her, but at the same time, damn!icon_lol.gif

    Guy Fieri: It took me a while to warm up to him, but Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives is my hands down favorite show. Once you get over his over-the-top look, Guy is probably the funniest, most clever host on the network.

    Alton Brown: He annoys and fascinates me at the same time. The skits he does are lame, but the food science is absolutely enthralling.

    Honorable mention. Dave Leiberman: Yeah, he's no longer on the network, but his reruns are. He is just nauseatingly adorable. Oh the things I would do to him...............icon_razz.gif

    I like Ina Garten's recipes, but her show pretty much broadcast Valium. It's like being trapped in a New Yorker cartoon. The overly dry subtle blue blood humor is painful to watch. She and her friends laugh like they are either extremely constipated or desperately trying to hold in a belch or fart.
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    Jan 28, 2010 11:28 PM GMT
    kietkat said
    joshnyc saidi used to like that british broad
    she was brunette and had nice tits. someone remind me her name
    dunno if she still has that show


    I'm not sure about the nice tits but you probably mean the host of the Nigella Express. She's quite pretty though.


    yes ur totally awesome. u made me remember is nigella bites
    fuck that broad was sexy and at the end when shed taste the food she cooked shed say mmmm like she had an orgasm
    always watch n thought bitch u need to come here and bake me some cookies icon_twisted.gif

    is her show still runnin? wuts she up to now?
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    Jan 28, 2010 11:45 PM GMT
    Ina Garten hands down. There really is no comparison. I could say that she may have the best show on television. Ugh, I love her and all her gays.
  • turbid2wenty

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    Jan 28, 2010 11:47 PM GMT
    Alton Brown, hands down. I met him at a book signing a few months back, and he's really pretty awesome in person. He chatted up a storm about his favorite eats in town.
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    Jan 28, 2010 11:48 PM GMT
    Ina Garten is great because she puts booze in everything, and Paula Deen makes things that you should probably never eat, but really really want to.

    Giada DeLorentis is annoying, Guy Fieri can't cook (and subsequently lost his cooking show in favor of a traveling show), and Michael Chiarello (who is no longer really on the network) should be beaten.
  • WILDCARD73

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    Jan 28, 2010 11:50 PM GMT
    >kietkat said
    joshnyc saidi used to like that british

    nigella bites

    i used to see her show on BBCamerica
    it was not shown on food network
    i loved TWO FAT LADIES
    but they dont show that anymore
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    Jan 28, 2010 11:56 PM GMT
    Ina Garten is the best cook period.

    Alton is a piece of shit. He is a born again Christian who hates gays and wants them to be cured of their devil worship.

    Giada is annoying but I like her tits.

    Guy Fieri is the biggest piece of trash ever. He needs to get kicked.

    The Neelys are an embarrassment to cooking. They are too token and make upper-class white women think they know black people since they can now drop lines like "oooo sweety give me some of that brown sugga".

    Emeril sucks. He is rough with food and lacks the finesse of his 20-30s.

    Bobby Flay can cook but his bitch tits are nasty when he wears tight sweaters.

    Tyler Florence is an honest, good chef.

    Sandra Lee is an alcoholic cunt. Fuck her and her tablescapes. Don't marinade chicken in fucking frozen lemonade concentrate you ho.

    Rachel Ray is "meh". I don't mind. Good ideas that are transformable into something tasty. Her phrases suck.

    Paula Deen is cute, but now just is too much. We get it, you are Southern, like butter, and eat whatever. Thanks, now cook something edible.



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    Jan 29, 2010 12:02 AM GMT
    Paula Dean. hands down....very entertaining, "How Y'all doin"icon_lol.gif
  • kietkat

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    Jan 29, 2010 12:03 AM GMT
    Pinny saidIna is the best. Alton is a piece of shit. He is a born again Christian who hates gays.


    Really?! You're kidding.... he seems so open-minded.. gonna look it up now lol
  • michxman

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    Jan 29, 2010 12:03 AM GMT
    well i love Ina, Giada and Sandra Lee......oh and of course Paula !!

    some of my fave shows are unwrapped and dives diners and drive-ins.

    oh and i have a mad crush on Tyler Florence he is so cute!!
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    Jan 29, 2010 12:04 AM GMT
    paula and rachel ray. ^_^

    i hate alton brown his show is fucking stupid.

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    Jan 29, 2010 12:08 AM GMT
    Sandra Lee is an alcoholic cunt. Fuck her and her tablescapes. Don't marinade chicken in fucking frozen lemonade concentrate you ho.



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    WOW HAHA but she does drink quite a bit on the show
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    Jan 29, 2010 12:17 AM GMT
    I don't watch any cooking shows. I'd rather tune in to wrestling or FOX News, which is to say, I'd rather have my eyes put out.

    But my partner likes Paula Deen, and also Mario Batali ("Molto Mario") when he still had his own show. I think the Barefoot Contessa also sometimes gets his attention. My late partner liked Rachel Ray, when she just did 30-minute Meals. I like her retro 50s kitchen.

    But getting worked up over preparing food? That's what you hire people to do for you, or you just go out to eat at a good restaurant. Cooking is servants' business, not mine. icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 29, 2010 12:23 AM GMT
    Nigella was amazing, I always youtube her
    the Neelys are a close second, followed by Giada and that hot mess Sandra Lee
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    Jan 29, 2010 12:27 AM GMT
    ina garten may not be a great personality, but she's an amazing cook. i've made a number of her dishes, and her recipes are always spot on.