In g-a-y bar... avoid the basement... it's absymally soul sucking - go to the top floor by the dance floor and post up there - anyone who's anyone chills there.
For gay late.... don't fuck with the curly haired lesbian bouncer... Her name is "Ice" that's how you know she's 'ard.
If either of the bald/shaved head bouncers are there... flirt outrageously with them and you're guaranteed queue jump whenever you return and they're on the door.
If you see either of jeremy joseph's (owner of GAY) disease ridden terriers scurrying about... kick them.
If the flyer boys try to get you to go to HEAVEN... don't go. Just.... don't.
The pub on the left handside of The Village... is definitely cool. Go there and get a pear cider.
Also... buy pitchers at GAY late - they're cheap but get you wasted and taste relatively good. They also come in a range of raging homo colours. Satisfying.
Enjoy your night