That's ok. I'll just feel around in the dark 'til I find it

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    Jan 31, 2010 5:02 AM GMT
    epic fail pictures ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 31, 2010 5:18 AM GMT
    Yeah, gimmicks like this are so silly, and always unnecessary, when the old ways are usually best. I intend to keep using my tried-and-true miner's helmet, that you can now get in colors to coordinate with your bedroom.

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    Jan 31, 2010 2:30 PM GMT
    Why not just leave the light on?icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 31, 2010 2:38 PM GMT
    kscott6671 saidWhy not just leave the light on?icon_lol.gif
    It's pretty exhausting to hold her up and keep the targeted area in optimal light.
  • Celticmusl

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    Jan 31, 2010 2:38 PM GMT
    This is where Glow In The Dark Body Glitter actually sounds like the reasonable choice.
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    Jan 31, 2010 4:05 PM GMT
    F'ing HILARIOUS!!!


    Now, if you need light to find "it", YOU got some SERIOUS issues!!!
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    Jan 31, 2010 4:43 PM GMT
    Is it just me, or science as achieved a new height, lol
  • nv7_

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    Jan 31, 2010 4:56 PM GMT
    ....speechless
  • skininethousa...

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    Jan 31, 2010 5:07 PM GMT
    What am I supposed to do with my Bluetooth headset then!?!
  • B71115

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    Jan 31, 2010 5:14 PM GMT
    I have declared this Best Thread Title Ever
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    Jan 31, 2010 5:18 PM GMT
    The ad pic shows a woman wearing one, too, so unless she's a lesbian, she's trying to see a dick. And a guy who's dick is that small doesn't need a light, he needs a magnifying glass.

    The day I can't handle a penis in total darkness is the day I retire from the gay scene altogether. Now it's true I enjoy seeing my handiwork, and a bit of illumination brings added pleasure to me. But a cock worth sucking needs no spotlights to service. Let's leave this product to the hets and move on.
  • rnch

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    Jan 31, 2010 5:37 PM GMT
    rheostats!! every gay man needs light switch mounted dimmers in every room of his house. icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 31, 2010 5:53 PM GMT
    I used to keep this sign posted above my work desk.



    In Case Of Power Failure, You Have My Permission To Feel Your Way Past Me!
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    Jan 31, 2010 6:01 PM GMT
    "Wowza...it's freakin' HUGE".

    "Um....that's my knee you're sucking on. Won't somebody invent a solution?"
  • WILDCARD73

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    Jan 31, 2010 6:08 PM GMT
    if u need a light to find it, its not worth it................
  • GQjock

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    Jan 31, 2010 6:14 PM GMT
    Holy Triple AAA Batteries Batman icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 31, 2010 6:20 PM GMT
    Caslon13000 saidepic fail pictures ... icon_rolleyes.gif
    Unless that guy in the pic works in a fishmarket all day he should be able to find it by sense of smell .. icon_twisted.gif
  • drypin

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    Jan 31, 2010 6:28 PM GMT
    I replaced the bulb with a strobe light... it looks bigger when you're temporarily blinded every half-second.