Madonna breaks up with baby Jesus!

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    Feb 03, 2010 4:16 AM GMT
    Hey Jocks,

    Good ole Madge young boy lil Jesus cut her loose. I love my girl and I hope she makes it though another heartbreak. Besides she did date him way to fast. I give her props but being about to pull this hot young thang!

    The Details.......

    The Material Girl is said to be single again after the Brazilian underwear model called off their relationship, citing their age difference and busy schedules, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

    The newspaper alleges, "It not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split. Apparently, the 23-year-old Brazilian realized their age difference (she's 51) and overall lack of mutual interests nixed a long-term relationship."
    Madonna began dating Luz after they met at a December 2008 photoshoot for W magazine - just weeks before her divorce from director Guy Ritchie was finalized.


  • ATLANTIS7

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    Feb 03, 2010 7:20 AM GMT
    She is Pathetic!
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    Feb 03, 2010 7:28 AM GMT
    honey, please... she's dating 23-year-old brazillian underwear models... somehow, that doesn't qualify as being pathetic at any age.
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    Feb 03, 2010 7:31 AM GMT
    ohh you know his ass was a Rebound!! icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 03, 2010 7:44 AM GMT
    Madonna makes the baby Jesus cry .. icon_lol.gif
    http://fametastic.co.uk/archive/20090820/17886/madonna-makes-jesus-cry/Madonna - whose ex-husband is British film director Guy Ritchie - smiled when she opened the present, but was quick to tell Jesus she couldn’t wear it, leaving him in tears.

    A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Madonna said that although she loved the bracelets she wouldn’t wear them because they clashed with her Kabbalah bracelets.

    I am not surprised after she made Guy Ritchie cry icon_eek.gif
    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b65177_afternoon_fix_madonna_made_guy_ritchie.html Yesterday, Madonna and Guy Ritchie's son Rocco was photographed in Yankees gear (aka pro-A-Rod contraband). And Madge got what she wanted: Guy's over in London "crying over it." This round goes to you, M.
  • Little_Spoon

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    Feb 03, 2010 7:47 AM GMT
    SteamyWeenie said

    so, if it was jesus who broke up with her shouldnt the title to your posting be changed or at least slightly altered?




    Shit...


    I hate Mel Gibson.

    Kelly IS fucking rad.
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    Feb 03, 2010 7:49 AM GMT
    lenoxx saidohh you know his ass was a Rebound!! icon_razz.gif


    Newsflash Madonna. Botox doesn't work around the vaj!
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    PS I LOVE YOU! Hahahha

    C'mon Luz is a supermodel, a YOUNG ONE. Madonna is a Superstar. Old one... and so is Cher, but you don't see her going from crib to crib picking on babies.

    Madonna was getting into the groove LOOONG before Luz was born. *shivers*
    I still love her
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    Feb 03, 2010 7:51 AM GMT
    ActiveAndFit saidMadonna makes the baby Jesus cry .. icon_lol.gif
    http://fametastic.co.uk/archive/20090820/17886/madonna-makes-jesus-cry/Madonna - whose ex-husband is British film director Guy Ritchie - smiled when she opened the present, but was quick to tell Jesus she couldn’t wear it, leaving him in tears.

    A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Madonna said that although she loved the bracelets she wouldn’t wear them because they clashed with her Kabbalah bracelets.

    I am not surprised after she made Guy Ritchie cry icon_eek.gif
    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b65177_afternoon_fix_madonna_made_guy_ritchie.html Yesterday, Madonna and Guy Ritchie's son Rocco was photographed in Yankees gear (aka pro-A-Rod contraband). And Madge got what she wanted: Guy's over in London "crying over it." This round goes to you, M.



    Lol
    So she also said Luz is the love of her life? Aha. Churrrrrr
  • DCEric

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    Feb 03, 2010 1:13 PM GMT
    dancerjack saidhoney, please... she's dating 23-year-old brazillian underwear models... somehow, that doesn't qualify as being pathetic at any age.


    I laughed.
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    Feb 03, 2010 1:20 PM GMT
    Oh we should use ex straight conversion techniques on him then... very sexy...

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    Feb 03, 2010 1:34 PM GMT
    dancerjack saidhoney, please... she's dating 23-year-old brazillian underwear models... somehow, that doesn't qualify as being pathetic at any age.



    What many will think and never admit.

    I still say they were never a real item unless she's sharing him with photographer of the moment Steven Klein. He's been in Brazil for weeks and you KNOW she doesn't go that long without it.