Urban Dictionary defines your name as??

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    Feb 04, 2010 3:53 AM GMT
    Jon is??? A gift from God as well as a SEX GOD. icon_twisted.gif
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    Feb 04, 2010 4:35 AM GMT
    Well mine's pretty accurate! LOL

    1.
    A sexy, tall, dark, and handsome boy with a beautiful smile. He's the boy you glance over at, and when he notices, you instantly look away and blush. When he passes by, he gives you a sweet smile that just melts your insides. You'd think he's conceited but realize that he's just quiet. Before you know it, he'll be all you want to think about.
    "Who's that really hot guy?"

    "Oh, that's Luis."


    2. A male who can't hold his alcohol, literally. Just holding a beer will get him wasted. Luis almost died of alcohol poisoning when the doctor rubbed alcohol on his arm for his routine shot.



    3. My favourite: A Sexy Usually latino male with dark skin and beautiful brown eyes, fit with great hair. Loving and Caring but likes to get to the point. Loves sex is good in bed loves lesbians and has a big dick. He knows how to play around with your titties and pussy. A guy you cant go without talking to
    Jassay: omigawd!
    Jan: Dang Gurl Wut?
    Jassay: oooo I Wus With a guy Last nite he was a total luis
    Jan: dang did he do you nice and slow?
    Jassay: Heeeell naw gurl hes a luis. Remember? he rammed me until i squirted

    Jan: dang Wanna Share?
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    Feb 04, 2010 8:40 AM GMT
    David:

    Cool, opinionated, Loved by all

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    Feb 04, 2010 8:50 AM GMT
    SINGLEAGAIN saidJon is??? A gift from God as well as a SEX GOD. icon_twisted.gif


    Pshhh my name is Jhonny [jhon whateverness] and im so single its not even funny...so I see no sex god acting up in my name hahaha
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    Feb 04, 2010 1:45 PM GMT
    Mike:

    "A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools
    Kid 1: whats that kid doing there?
    Kid 2: leave him he's a freakin prostitute, a Mike."
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    Feb 04, 2010 2:54 PM GMT
    Chad this is 2nd meaning...first one is redneck.
    Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything. Including sex.
    He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved.

    Most Chad's got a Chuck Norris like beard.

    For a person that actually IS good at everything check: Dawson
    Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything.
    Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad
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    Feb 04, 2010 2:59 PM GMT
    A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
    Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.

    1. Beloved ... See More... See More
    2. Better than David
    3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.
    1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang.
    2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next.
    3. Ur Getting a Dave!
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    Feb 04, 2010 2:59 PM GMT
    Philip is...

    The sexiest man on Earth. Usually really smart and quick-witted. Philips usually have enormous dicks and make love quite well. They can do things in the bed that no other people can. They are jacked beyond belief and can rip you apart. During times of need they are always there and will do anything for you. Philips are sports fanatics, especially for baseball.


    ok...
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    Feb 04, 2010 3:07 PM GMT
    A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
    Michael a very cool person.

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  • Little_Spoon

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    Feb 04, 2010 3:08 PM GMT
    "This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea."

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    Feb 04, 2010 3:16 PM GMT
    My favorites that I have seen from my good friends on Facebook:


    Jim -

    A slang term used to discreetly refer to a man's erection. The owner of the Jim may or may not realize he's standing at attention - you can either try to save his dignity or point and laugh. The term is often used in the company of women or others that are not privy to its true meaning.


    Roly -

    Another term for fat, or possible even human feces.
    Guy: Damn..
    Guy 2: what?
    Guy: i;m gettng a little roly-ish. i;ve gained 200 lbs in 1 month.
    Guy 2: fuck man..you roly!


    Here's mine:

    Mark

    A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on whats going on. A mark is usually being cheated out of money. It's origin is from old English traveling carnivals from the late 1800s to early 1900s, where workers would refer to people paying to see thier made up shows and games a "mark". not from urban gangsters like most people think. Mark is also the origin to the term "smark" or "smart mark" which is a person who know's he/she is being scamed.
    This town has a lot of marks.
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    Feb 04, 2010 3:49 PM GMT
    1. george 733 up, 247 down
    buy george mugs, tshirts and magnetsA guy with a very big (usually huge) penis.
    Guy: wanna see it?
    Girl: sure
    Guy: ok here
    Girl: HOLY CRAP its a george

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    Feb 04, 2010 3:55 PM GMT
    Lorenzo: Someone who is the nicest person you will ever meet. He is dedicated and hardworking, and is determined when he sets his mind on things. A Lorenzo will always be there, when the rest of the world turns its back on you. He will be the one to help you in your time of need.
    Lorenzo is awesome!
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    Feb 04, 2010 3:56 PM GMT
    My name is Jon too! This urban dictionary is spot on!
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    Feb 04, 2010 3:57 PM GMT
    THANK you, God and SEX GOD, I was looking for a place to post this.

    Luke:
    1. A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day

    You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches

    2. someone that is totaly beastly and pwns everyone around him

    dude, you know Jake.

    ya

    he is totaly a Luke
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    Feb 04, 2010 3:58 PM GMT
    Randy
    "Overly excited in a sexual manner."
    Hey! That's not fair, I play it cool and calm as a front. This just pretty much confirm im a freak in bed, but I try so hard to act the calm, good boy.
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    Feb 04, 2010 3:59 PM GMT
    Jeff - a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) ;) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)
    DAMN BITCH! Jeff is so fine

    Couldn't have said it better myself.icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 04, 2010 4:26 PM GMT
    francisco...well there are 4 of them but this one is the best lol

    A term used for someone who exchanges love juice with someone in dark bars, usually under the influence of alcohol.

    on other notes...
    i cant help but say this is kind of true lol

    A man who you think highly of, even when you know all his faults. He is charming, and seductive, and handsome in his own way. He can make you smile, cry, laugh, and want to punch the wall all with a txt.
    Very strong, very masculine, tall, and he has the cutest smile. He smells wonderful. Though his hands look rough, they are smooth and can be gentle when he wants them to be. He can sing, rope, weld, and fight. He can calm a person down, as well as wind a person up. He tends to have a brick wall around him, but he knows there are holes in it. A few missing bricks. He loves his family and they come first. A lot of the time he puts himself last, too.
    He's always there for his friends, so he says. Really he's always there for the friends he chooses, not all of them.


    oh ya...Im the king of atlantis lol
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    Feb 04, 2010 4:35 PM GMT
    LMAO first off let me say thank you because I did not know this was possible and i am a huge fan of urban dictionary but anywho

    1. Nevin
    the most pimp thing sum1 could ever say or do
    "dude thats so nevin"

    2. Nevin
    the most pimpin man alive
    "Man i want to be just like nevin he is cool pimpin"

    3. Nevin
    A goat, plain and simple.
    Also refers to someone who is studious or a recluse.
    "Look over there at those peoples. They look so Nevin sitting next to
    those chomping Nevins."

    4. Nevin
    A half-pitched tent.
    A boner that is not to full potiential.
    A boner that just natually happens and is not when you see a hot girl.
    "Don't look now, but that kid's got a Nevin. It's so small."
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    Feb 04, 2010 4:41 PM GMT
    DAVID

    1. A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
    I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

    2. A very hot guy usually nice and very funny.
    dude he is such a david

    3. A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
    Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
    Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.
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    Feb 04, 2010 4:43 PM GMT
    I had to use my middle name because nothing came up for my first name because of the spelling:

    Dana (Day-Na) is the word that defines as a completely powerful person who is not consumed by power and still has empathy. Danas are extremely competent in all aspects, intellegent, respectful, and well-mannered. Not only are they also very beautiful creatures, they have a good sense of humor. Dana does NOT come from Danae or Diana or Diane, in fact. Dana is a word all on itself, created to define awesome people.

    Thats pretty accurate...lol.
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    Feb 04, 2010 4:46 PM GMT
    Marcus:

    Top 3

    1. Someone sexually stunning, fly, and incredibly well dressed with many talents, in and out of the bedroom. Everyone wants him.
    "Damn girl, he's perfect, you got yourself a marcus!"

    2. Someone who is hella fine and has an extremely large penis.
    "OMFG, u see that guy over there, I slept with him and he is such a Marcus."

    3. A man who takes huge dumps.
    Ah God! That Marcus is punishing my toilet!

    HAHAHA...with the exception of the third definition, urban dictionary is spot on! LOL
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    Feb 04, 2010 5:20 PM GMT
    The Urban Dictionary defines me as...A guy who is caring and intelligent and is superior to all even God.He is loved by all his mates and is there for everyone who has problems and is a great listener.He is so caring and such a strong fighter that nothing can beat him.He is the kinda guy you want as a mate or a lover.A legend at the guitar and guitar hero.He is just an amazing happy person who is easy to love.He has a very nice personality and is very easy on the eyes and is very cute.He is a perfect man in everway unless you cross his path when he is sleepy then you have hell to pay lol. Generally a nice guy with lots of friends who adore and love him.A one of a kind...


    Looks like I picked a good name. Replace "guitar and guitar hero" with "piano and organ" and it's spot on. icon_razz.gificon_rolleyes.gif

    If my friends saw this they'd be having dry heaves.
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    Feb 04, 2010 5:29 PM GMT
    Tim:

    vb. to sex someone up
    n. man with a massive schlong

    vb.That whore just got timmed
    n.You hear about Bob? He is tim.

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    Feb 04, 2010 5:31 PM GMT
    1) Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes)

    2) A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite. aww

    3) Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary LOL