Whatever Gods There Be.....

  • masculumpedes

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    Feb 06, 2010 2:19 AM GMT
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    Apologies, Greek god of apologetic behavior.

    Apples, Greek god of fruit (Also Greek god of computers.)

    Apostrophes, Greek god of punctuation

    Chefboyardees, Roman god of canned pasta

    Chemicales, Greek god of chemistry (Yeah, the spelling's wrong...but it's funny!)

    Cubicles, Greek god of corporate office space

    Eclipses, Greek god of planetary alignments

    Hypocrites, Greek god of church going people

    Jubliees, Greek god of cherry desserts

    Kamikazes, Greek god of suicide

    Lattes, Greek god of high class coffee

    Pansies, Greek god of decorative flowers (Also Greek god of homosexuals)

    Prosecutes, Greek god of lawyers

    Taxes, Greek god of the IRS (For the Republicans in the audience.)

    Yankees, Greek god of people who demean Southerners.(May also be known as Greek god of male masturbation...I'm not sure.)
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    Feb 06, 2010 8:36 AM GMT
    Don't forget Apollo, Greek god of NASA Moon missions!
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    Feb 06, 2010 8:42 AM GMT
    Couture, God of High Fashion
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    Feb 06, 2010 10:47 AM GMT
    I am partial to Pornocrates.
  • Rowing_Ant

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    Feb 06, 2010 11:21 AM GMT
    Suetonius God of Pudding
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    Feb 06, 2010 11:33 AM GMT
    UrsaMajor saidI am partial to Pornocrates.


    Oh, man, I needed that laugh right about now. Thank you!
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    Feb 06, 2010 11:34 AM GMT
    And don't forget Syphillees, god of sexually transmitted diseases!
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    Feb 06, 2010 3:20 PM GMT
    Ejaculates, god of most fun you can have without laughing.