I Love Lesbians

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    Feb 07, 2010 6:33 AM GMT
    They are totally awesome. Something very appealing about seeing two women together that happy. Besides all the lesbians I've met thus far are freaking awesome. As gay men, they are one of the only subgroups in which there is 'theoretically' no sexual attraction going either way. I am s ort of drunk and really tired right noww. REally tired.
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    Feb 07, 2010 6:38 AM GMT
    All the lesbians I know are rockstars.
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    Feb 07, 2010 7:00 AM GMT
    Doesn't like every woman have a "LESBIAN" chained within them?
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    Feb 07, 2010 7:20 AM GMT
    I think Dikes are pretty coolicon_cool.gif
  • drypin

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    Feb 07, 2010 8:32 AM GMT
    They're like everybody else. Some have major chips on their shoulders and some are absolutely awesome to hang out with.
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    Feb 07, 2010 9:34 AM GMT
    drypin saidThey're like everybody else. Some have major chips on their shoulders and some are absolutely awesome to hang out with.


    boring realism... icon_rolleyes.gif


    Yay lesbians!!!1 icon_wink.gif
  • _gingin

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    Feb 07, 2010 4:15 PM GMT
    my experiences with lesbian friends (i have a ton of them) always make me wonder if i am some unsuspecting victim in a reality tv show called "days of our lives"

    and i used to think gay men were the most dramatic of the lot!

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    Feb 07, 2010 9:23 PM GMT
    Moving to live in one of the worlds most livable cities in 1980, and via working for the gay community, I was soon to see that the gay and lesbians community[s] were never one, there has always been a divide between the dyke's and poofters, and that the way the lesbians have always wanted it. They certainly did not help us out during our darkest years with what was then the "gay plauge!" I even heard some lesbians gloat the gay plauge was proof they where Superioricon_lol.gificon_rolleyes.gif

    If it was not for the hard work of the guys, and left up to the lesbians, I'm not sure my city would even have a gay scene. But now after so much of the hard work has been done, they want to run the show. So one does not have an affinity for lesbians

    Also bisexual lesbians and bisexual men, have been known to sexually integrate too.
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    Feb 07, 2010 9:40 PM GMT
    TrowelMonger saidThey are totally awesome. Something very appealing about seeing two women together that happy. Besides all the lesbians I've met thus far are freaking awesome. As gay men, they are one of the only subgroups in which there is 'theoretically' no sexual attraction going either way. I am s ort of drunk and really tired right noww. REally tired.


    Haha I love drunk people. Lesbians, however, hate me... don't know why. I work in a straight sports bar and lesbians come in once in a while. They tip me like shit and yell at me all the time. Other people love me. I don't get it? Gay guys, however, rock. A couple of them just tipped me $40 on their $50 tab yesterday icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 07, 2010 9:42 PM GMT
    I'm not a HUGE fan of Lesbians, except the very select few that I am friends with.
  • Celticmusl

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    Feb 07, 2010 9:42 PM GMT
    djohn767 saidI think Dikes are pretty coolicon_cool.gif



    Don't let a lesbian catch you misspelling DYKE that way. A lesbian is not a natural or artificial slope or wall to regulate water levels.


    Let's post some dyke jokes, my lesbian friends and I need some more.

    What do you call two lesbians locked in a closet? A lick-her cabinet.
  • masculumpedes

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    Feb 07, 2010 9:45 PM GMT
    Yeah....those people from Lebanon are really nice. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 07, 2010 9:47 PM GMT
    Do you know why lesbians like to shop at Ikea?

    None of the furniture has any nails. It's all tongue-in-groove.icon_razz.gif




    Why do lesbians only shop at Bass Sporting Goods or Gander Mountain?

    They don't like Dick's. icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 07, 2010 9:47 PM GMT
    Today, a Lesbian (I believe) told me I could use her shovel to get my car out when she found out that I was using a bucket. Thank you Robin!
  • thatonedude21

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    Feb 07, 2010 9:50 PM GMT
    I like some lesbians.. my aunts are lesbians and I like them..
    the main reason I can think of as to why lesbians seem to not like us is, they are not attracted to men.. which means they probably come off meaner..
    I know I come off to women pretty mean, since I'm not attracted to em ha
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    Feb 07, 2010 10:02 PM GMT
    thatonedude21 saidI like some lesbians.. my aunts are lesbians and I like them..
    the main reason I can think of as to why lesbians seem to not like us is, they are not attracted to men.. which means they probably come off meaner..
    I know I come off to women pretty mean, since I'm not attracted to em ha


    Haha that's weird. I looove women. I'm attracted to them though, so I guess that may be why. I like guys better though icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 07, 2010 10:07 PM GMT
    wrestlervic saidToday, a Lesbian (I believe) told me I could use her shovel to get my car out when she found out that I was using a bucket. Thank you Robin!


    I swear some gay men I know would be living in dilapidated houses with broken down cars if their lesbian friends were not looking after them.
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    Feb 07, 2010 10:29 PM GMT

    Here's something told to me by a great L couple.

    New operation for lesbians announced - covered by BC Med plan.

    Strapadictomy.

    Accessories provided by Handy Snap-On Tools.


  • drypin

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    Feb 07, 2010 10:36 PM GMT
    Lostboy said boring realism... icon_rolleyes.gif


    I gotchure realism right here, Lostboy. Come in get it! icon_evil.gif
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    Feb 07, 2010 10:38 PM GMT
    Celticmusl said
    wrestlervic saidToday, a Lesbian (I believe) told me I could use her shovel to get my car out when she found out that I was using a bucket. Thank you Robin!


    I swear some gay men I know would be living in dilapidated houses with broken down cars if their lesbian friends were not looking after them.


    HEY, thick-legged sexy man. I am more than capable of taking care of my stuff, I am a warrior. icon_wink.gif

    But me loves the Lesbians too. I used to say that Lesbians put gay men to shame. They stay together and work things out I think better than most gay men I know.
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    Feb 07, 2010 10:47 PM GMT
    wrestlervic said
    Celticmusl said
    wrestlervic saidToday, a Lesbian (I believe) told me I could use her shovel to get my car out when she found out that I was using a bucket. Thank you Robin!


    I swear some gay men I know would be living in dilapidated houses with broken down cars if their lesbian friends were not looking after them.


    HEY, thick-legged sexy man. I am more than capable of taking care of my stuff, I am a warrior. icon_wink.gif

    But me loves the Lesbians too. I used to say that Lesbians put gay men to shame. They stay together and work things out I think better than most gay men I know.




    I just think the picture of you trying to shovel out your buried car with a bucket would be adorable, lol. Was the bucket pink? icon_wink.gif I wish I had a lesbian around when I was trying to scrape the ice off of my car windows using a cd case this weekend....so I most definitely live in a glass house.
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    Feb 07, 2010 10:52 PM GMT
    Celticmusl said
    wrestlervic said
    Celticmusl said
    wrestlervic saidToday, a Lesbian (I believe) told me I could use her shovel to get my car out when she found out that I was using a bucket. Thank you Robin!


    I swear some gay men I know would be living in dilapidated houses with broken down cars if their lesbian friends were not looking after them.


    HEY, thick-legged sexy man. I am more than capable of taking care of my stuff, I am a warrior. icon_wink.gif

    But me loves the Lesbians too. I used to say that Lesbians put gay men to shame. They stay together and work things out I think better than most gay men I know.




    I just think the picture of you trying to shovel out your buried car with a bucket would be adorable, lol. Was the bucket pink? icon_wink.gif I wish I had a lesbian around when I was trying to scrape the ice off of my car windows using a cd case this weekend....so I most definitely live in a glass house.


    My bucket was creme colored, and smashed in cause I had shoved it into a closet, thank you. Remember, I grew up near Buffalo and shoveled huge drifts in the Blizzard of '77. I never bought a shovel down here cause it rarely snows. We do what we can do.

    I love your legs. Still hoping for pics.
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    Feb 07, 2010 11:09 PM GMT
    wrestlervic said
    Celticmusl said
    wrestlervic said
    Celticmusl said
    wrestlervic saidToday, a Lesbian (I believe) told me I could use her shovel to get my car out when she found out that I was using a bucket. Thank you Robin!


    I swear some gay men I know would be living in dilapidated houses with broken down cars if their lesbian friends were not looking after them.


    HEY, thick-legged sexy man. I am more than capable of taking care of my stuff, I am a warrior. icon_wink.gif

    But me loves the Lesbians too. I used to say that Lesbians put gay men to shame. They stay together and work things out I think better than most gay men I know.




    I just think the picture of you trying to shovel out your buried car with a bucket would be adorable, lol. Was the bucket pink? icon_wink.gif I wish I had a lesbian around when I was trying to scrape the ice off of my car windows using a cd case this weekend....so I most definitely live in a glass house.


    My bucket was creme colored, and smashed in cause I had shoved it into a closet, thank you. Remember, I grew up near Buffalo and shoveled huge drifts in the Blizzard of '77. I never bought a shovel down here cause it rarely snows. We do what we can do.

    I love your legs. Still hoping for pics.


    Well....um....the reason I didn't have my snow scraper was because I just recently got a newer car and I haven't taken the time to look for the scraper again in the garage. But my point is, we would make bad lesbians, but we rock as hapless gay men!
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    Feb 07, 2010 11:27 PM GMT
    I hear ya. I bought a new snow scraper cause I wasn't sure I had an old one buried in tbe back part of the car. I love feeling vulnerable to nature at times. I would definitely like to chase tornados. How cool is that!
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    Feb 08, 2010 9:14 AM GMT
    Yeah. With straight men, straight women, bis, and other gay men you always get the feeling of 'is he/she attracted to me? am I attracted to him/her? should I act this way so this can't be misconstrued as attraction?' etc. etc.

    With lesbians you are assured that it will be nothing more than friendship. It's comforting I guess, and it's probably why straight women like being with gay men so much. The safety of being with the opposite sex without the baggage of sexual attraction.