THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2007:

  • cowboyupnorth

    Posts: 264

    Jan 14, 2008 8:53 PM GMT
    THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2007:

    (Yes, they were really printed as seen here.)
    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    No, really?
    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    Now that's taking things a bit far!
    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    What a guy!
    Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    See if that works any better than a fair trial!
    War Dims Hope for Peace
    I can see where it might have that effect!
    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
    Ya think?!
    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    Who would have thought!
    Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    They may be on to something!
    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
    Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
    He probably IS the battery charge
    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    Weren't they fat enough?!
    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    That's what he gets for eating those beans!
    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    Do they taste like chicken?
    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    Boy, are they tall!
    And the winner is....
    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    Did I read that right?

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and post one or two. (maybe even make someone chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day !
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    Jan 15, 2008 12:57 AM GMT
    Cowboy--

    I don't have any to add, sorry, but you actually made me fall off my chair laughing. Thanks.
  • Thirdbeach

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    Jan 15, 2008 3:23 AM GMT
    Those are great. Thanks for posting them.
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    Jan 15, 2008 3:41 AM GMT
    OMG! That made my night. Thank you!icon_lol.gif