you people piss me the f*ck off!!!

  • Hunter9

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    Feb 10, 2010 7:07 AM GMT
    in order of who pisses me off the most...

    you piss me off... guy, who lives below me, who plays banging bass-heavy techno music day and night, and won't turn it down when i first ask a number of times politely, and then a number of times impolitely, and then notify management... fuck you, you inconsiderate lazy worthless welfare-receiving piece of shit.

    you piss me off... lady, who is down the hall from me at work, who yells into the phone like the other person is half deaf, and has a laugh that can be heard across the office, and speaks only of her daughter, who is bound to be as fucked up as her, and is so self-centered to not even realized how strongly everybody hates her

    you piss me off... guy at the gym who sings and dances in between sets on the free weights

    and you also piss me off... other guy at the gym who sings and dances in between sets on the free weights... what is the matter with you people!?!

    you piss me off... guy at the gym who drops your stack of weights on the pulleys... if you can't control your weights, go do cycling with all the women!

    out of all the people i come into contact with on a day to day basis, so few of them piss me off, but the ones who do... seriously, what the fuck is the matter with you people?!?
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    Feb 10, 2010 7:15 AM GMT
    Someone needs to get laid. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 10, 2010 7:18 AM GMT
    Damn, twinky needs carbs!
  • Hunter9

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    Feb 10, 2010 7:44 AM GMT
    Lostboy saidSomeone needs to get laid. icon_rolleyes.gif


    ya know this comment made me think... it's actually been over 6 months... quite a dry spell... nonetheless, im pretty sure these people would still piss me off even if i were getting some action
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    Feb 10, 2010 7:56 AM GMT
    You have my sympathies, there is a guy who lives above my flat who does the same thing with his music. It's so rude and inconsiderate, when all you want to do is relax and all you can hear is the thumping bass line from his sound system. Fortunately, it only seems to happen at the weekends.
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    Feb 10, 2010 8:03 AM GMT
    Even after getting laid people are aggravating. Sydhockey once said, and it's one of my favorites "People are cunts".

    Some are cuntier than others, but in all fairness, let he who is not capable of cuntiness cast the first tampon.
  • Hunter9

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    Feb 10, 2010 8:08 AM GMT
    heymack said let he who is not capable of cuntiness cast the first tampon.


    never heard truer words to live by
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    Feb 10, 2010 8:17 AM GMT
    bleh i get pissed at everyone for about 20 minutes then i go on being nice again.

    and for me..its ben 3 years boy since ive topped so dont complain! lol oh and Ive never bottomed so yeah...be glad y'all have boyfriends that do you every night. ;)
  • Webster666

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    Feb 10, 2010 8:20 AM GMT
    "but in all fairness, let he who is not capable of cuntiness cast the first tampon."
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    Not true.
    I am extremely considerate of others.
    I make every effort to not be loud, to not disturb other people, and to not be in the way.

    Some people are just oblivious of others, oblivious that their loud and obnoxious behavior could possibly be disturbing anyone, oblivious that anyone might want to get down the grocery aisle where they and their big fat ass have their grocery cart parked right in the middle of the aisle while they stare off into space.

    The idiot across the hall from me, uses a dust mop, then opens his door and shakes the damn thing out in the hallway ! I want to kill him for being so stupid.

    The moron who used to live right below me, played LOUD electric bass and drums, until I threatened to sue his ass, then I did take him through alternate dispute resolution, which you have to do before you can sue. The ass ended up losing his job and having to sell his condo and move away. Karma.
  • Latenight30

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    Feb 10, 2010 12:34 PM GMT
    this is funny. a friend of mine has a blog called DIF die in a fire and it's the same concept.
    I hope venting made you feel a little better.
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    Feb 10, 2010 12:38 PM GMT
    Hunter9 saidin order of who pisses me off the most...

    you piss me off... guy, who lives below me, who plays banging bass-heavy techno music day and night, and won't turn it down when i first ask a number of times politely, and then a number of times impolitely, and then notify management... fuck you, you inconsiderate lazy worthless welfare-receiving piece of shit.

    you piss me off... lady, who is down the hall from me at work, who yells into the phone like the other person is half deaf, and has a laugh that can be heard across the office, and speaks only of her daughter, who is bound to be as fucked up as her, and is so self-centered to not even realized how strongly everybody hates her

    you piss me off... guy at the gym who sings and dances in between sets on the free weights

    and you also piss me off... other guy at the gym who sings and dances in between sets on the free weights... what is the matter with you people!?!

    you piss me off... guy at the gym who drops your stack of weights on the pulleys... if you can't control your weights, go do cycling with all the women!

    out of all the people i come into contact with on a day to day basis, so few of them piss me off, but the ones who do... seriously, what the fuck is the matter with you people?!?


    I wonder if you would miss all the noise were you to go deaf... just a thought icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 10, 2010 12:38 PM GMT
    Hunter9 said
    Lostboy saidSomeone needs to get laid. icon_rolleyes.gif


    ya know this comment made me think... it's actually been over 6 months... quite a dry spell... nonetheless, im pretty sure these people would still piss me off even if i were getting some action


    They would, but not quite as much icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 10, 2010 12:42 PM GMT
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    Feb 10, 2010 12:42 PM GMT
    Hunter9 said
    Lostboy saidSomeone needs to get laid. icon_rolleyes.gif


    ya know this comment made me think... it's actually been over 6 months... quite a dry spell...


    I think we can help you. Yes, you've come to the right place.
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    Feb 10, 2010 12:47 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidYou have my sympathies, there is a guy who lives above my flat who does the same thing with his music. It's so rude and inconsiderate, when all you want to do is relax and all you can hear is the thumping bass line from his sound system. Fortunately, it only seems to happen at the weekends.

    Well, the next time you are laying him, talk to him about it. ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 10, 2010 3:04 PM GMT
    This thread calls for a song. AHHHHHHHHH. lol

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    Feb 10, 2010 3:12 PM GMT
    Hunter9 saidout of all the people i come into contact with on a day to day basis, so few of them piss me off, but the ones who do... seriously, what the fuck is the matter with you people?!?


    I know!

    It's those damn humans--they all have so many flaws!

    I wish the humans would just go away and leave me in peace!
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    Feb 10, 2010 3:19 PM GMT
    Hunter9 said
    heymack said let he who is not capable of cuntiness cast the first tampon.


    never heard truer words to live by
    I'm going to draw a line in the vag.
  • myklet1

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    Feb 10, 2010 3:22 PM GMT
    And if those people stopped pissing you off, a new group would. Life is full of people that piss you off. Now you have me thinking...........I've been pissed off a lot in my life.
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    Feb 10, 2010 3:23 PM GMT
    I hate people who walk slow in front of me.

    I also hate people who drive in the snow like they would regularly do. It dangerous.
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    Feb 10, 2010 3:33 PM GMT
    Wait, there are people who sing and dance in between sets? How is that not fabulous?

    One second they are sweaty and grunting. Next it is jazz hands. Life is a cabaret old chum!
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    Feb 10, 2010 3:34 PM GMT
    What about the big dude that leaves 8 45lb plates on each side of the leg press and walks away...

    The guy in the locker room with head phones and whistles...

    The guy on his Nextel that beeps every time he pushes talk...

    The guy that follows you into the shower each day to get his jollies...

    I just turn my headphones up louder, take the weights off the machine (hey I am burning more calories than the guy that left them), and when I shower I pay no attention at all. It's all good...
  • grnranger99

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    Feb 10, 2010 3:45 PM GMT
    For all you guys that live in a apartment that have loud neighbors here is a suggestion;
    If you can locate the electrical meters, they should be accessible due to fire codes, find the main shut off for the offending tenant and shut his power off


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    After a couple of times he might get the hint. Of course this only works if you have separate meters but worth a try
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    Feb 10, 2010 3:54 PM GMT
    lol
    for me it's:
    ...my douche bag neighbor that puts his dog outside at 6am and lets it bark incessantly outside by bedroom window until 8am.

    ....the loud talking, fat slob of a managing director in my office that is constantly volunteering me to work weekends because he "HAS to go skiing."
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    Feb 10, 2010 3:57 PM GMT
    I work retail.... the list is so long it isn't even funny