100 Greatest Quotes from Fundimentalist Christian Chatrooms

  • youngkid

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    Jan 15, 2008 7:36 AM GMT
    massive lols right here.
    not meant to be against christians... but read some of them condemning us faggots.
    http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
    I actually laughed out loud at some of these icon_smile.gif

    -Me and like-minded Christian students are trying to organize a mock stoning of openly gay students at our campus. We will be using crumpled up gray/brown construction paper to represent rocks, and will recite bible verses in opposition to their sinful nature. We will throw a volley or two of these "rocks" at every Gay person we happen to encounter that day.

    -[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

    "god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us."

    "If you call yourself a person of God and refuse to help arrest faggots, you belie yourself and prove you do not belong to the God who is committed to burning faggots.

    If you refuse to help arrest faggots, you really should expect to be left behind when God comes to collect His people."
  • GQjock

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    Jan 15, 2008 11:07 AM GMT
    This is more sad than funny....
    there's nothing more dangerous than a religious zealot
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    Jan 15, 2008 2:21 PM GMT
    GQjock saidthere's nothing more dangerous than a religious zealot

    I dont know. Have you pissed off a drag queen lately? ... icon_eek.gif ... icon_lol.gif
  • GQjock

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    Jan 15, 2008 11:03 PM GMT
    Caslon said[quote][cite]GQjock said[/cite]there's nothing more dangerous than a religious zealot

    I dont know. Have you pissed off a drag queen lately? ... icon_eek.gif ... icon_lol.gif[/quote]

    I keep a tube of neosporin with me at all times
    ...just for the occasion icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 17, 2008 7:19 AM GMT
    I found the RR nauseating.
  • youngkid

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    Jan 17, 2008 8:18 AM GMT
    GQjock saidThis is more sad than funny....
    there's nothing more dangerous than a religious zealot


    yeh probally scary for you guys in america.. i'm in Australia where all the crazy conservative christians don't really speak out like this... so i find it more funny than scary icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 17, 2008 8:11 PM GMT
    oh. my. god!

    that was the funniest shit ever! the sad thing is my parents and most of their friends say those kind of things!
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    Jan 30, 2008 9:42 AM GMT
    This one is the best. The poor woman is in for a shock.

    I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

    I couldn't help but think that some of these people sounded like extremist muslims except they're christian.
  • ATLguy

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    Nov 14, 2012 4:53 PM GMT
    they aren't Christians, they are blind religious ignorant people. there's poeple like that all over the world. I would know because i'm Christian and those people dont know the meaning of the word icon_sad.gif
  • MikeW

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    Nov 14, 2012 5:51 PM GMT
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    Nov 15, 2012 4:14 AM GMT
    This is Anti-Christian

    fundamentalists in every religion, all over are the same !
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    Nov 15, 2012 4:22 AM GMT
    The religious right is the single most dangerous movement in this country. They frighten me much more than the Neo Nazis, Communists, KKK, various cults and conspiracy movements, etc. If you wanted to establish a dictatorship in this country, you wouldn't say "let's all be Communists" You wouldn't get any takers on that. What you might say however is, we need to get God, the church, morality, etc. back into government.

    What is needed in any society for a really effective tyranny is an unquestionable idea or authority. Political disagreement is political disagreement, but with a theocracy..it is heresy. If your government says that they are not only your government, but they represent the true religion, and you disagree, you're not just of another political persuasion or party. You are evil.