STEAMROOM/SAUNA ETIQUETTE... part deaux

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    Feb 12, 2010 5:42 PM GMT
    so, started this thread a while back...

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/813829

    and have now answered my own question.

    i recently got a heinous head cold and when i had finally basically recovered, went to the steam room to help clear my sinuses. it's empty aside from a very old man slumped over (maybe sleeping) in the corner. so, fully covered in my towel, i close my eyes and veg out. when i open them there is a very gross naked old man sitting about 2 feet away from me furiously jerking his junk. i look up at him and he stops, covering himself with both hands. i give him a gaze of death and he won't look at me. so i kind of drift off again but then open my eyes a bit and i see him doing it AGAIN. i'm still hoarse, i don't want to punch him and i don't want to scream. so i calmly get up, grab the ice cold hose that is in the corner, turn it to full blast and spray the f*cker until he scurries out. i then go out for a quick rinse and look for him in the locker room. he's gone. i go upstairs and report him, fill out a description etc... ps, the staff LOVE that i hosed him.

    so i am now officially a steamroom vigilante. i am either going to hose down, drag upstairs or simply report each and every masturbatory incident i see down there. i am OVER IT.
  • Timbales

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    Feb 12, 2010 5:57 PM GMT
    lol. awesome
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    Feb 12, 2010 6:01 PM GMT
    I've had some great times in the steamroom. You don't know what you're missing.
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    Feb 12, 2010 6:09 PM GMT
    Lemme get this straight...your first forum on this topic was how you like to lay in the steam room fully naked with your butt in the air...

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/813829

    Now, you're starting a thread about hosing old men down in the steam room.

    Me thinks you spend way too much time in the steam room icon_eek.gif
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    tallhairy saidso, started this thread a while back...

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/813829

    and have now answered my own question.

    i recently got a heinous head cold and when i had finally basically recovered, went to the steam room to help clear my sinuses. it's empty aside from a very old man slumped over (maybe sleeping) in the corner. so, fully covered in my towel, i close my eyes and veg out. when i open them there is a very gross naked old man sitting about 2 feet away from me furiously jerking his junk. i look up at him and he stops, covering himself with both hands. i give him a gaze of death and he won't look at me. so i kind of drift off again but then open my eyes a bit and i see him doing it AGAIN. i'm still hoarse, i don't want to punch him and i don't want to scream. so i calmly get up, grab the ice cold hose that is in the corner, turn it to full blast and spray the f*cker until he scurries out. i then go out for a quick rinse and look for him in the locker room. he's gone. i go upstairs and report him, fill out a description etc... ps, the staff LOVE that i hosed him.

    so i am now officially a steamroom vigilante. i am either going to hose down, drag upstairs or simply report each and every masturbatory incident i see down there. i am OVER IT.



    Hahaha - Hilarious. I wish there was a hose in the one at my gym.
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    Feb 12, 2010 6:15 PM GMT
    A simple "Would you pleaes refrain until I leave" wouldnt have sufficed?

    Besides, what's wrong with wanking? He wasn't wanking you or asking you to wank him.

    Go zone/chill out, and mind your own business.

    "Steamroom vigilante"....did you go to college for that job?
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    Feb 12, 2010 6:25 PM GMT
    tallhairy saidso, started this thread a while back...

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/813829

    and have now answered my own question.

    i recently got a heinous head cold and when i had finally basically recovered, went to the steam room to help clear my sinuses. it's empty aside from a very old man slumped over (maybe sleeping) in the corner. so, fully covered in my towel, i close my eyes and veg out. when i open them there is a very gross naked old man sitting about 2 feet away from me furiously jerking his junk. i look up at him and he stops, covering himself with both hands. i give him a gaze of death and he won't look at me. so i kind of drift off again but then open my eyes a bit and i see him doing it AGAIN. i'm still hoarse, i don't want to punch him and i don't want to scream. so i calmly get up, grab the ice cold hose that is in the corner, turn it to full blast and spray the f*cker until he scurries out. i then go out for a quick rinse and look for him in the locker room. he's gone. i go upstairs and report him, fill out a description etc... ps, the staff LOVE that i hosed him.

    so i am now officially a steamroom vigilante. i am either going to hose down, drag upstairs or simply report each and every masturbatory incident i see down there. i am OVER IT.


    Lol. I doubt he would be wanking if he was sitting there alone in the steamroom, which makes me think he was wanking looking at you while you were laying there with eyes closed; kinda creepy.
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    Feb 12, 2010 6:29 PM GMT
    Caslon13000 saidA simple "Would you pleaes refrain until I leave" wouldnt have sufficed?

    Besides, what's wrong with wanking? He wasn't wanking you or asking you to wank him.

    Go zone/chill out, and mind your own business.

    "Steamroom vigilante"....did you go to college for that job?


    Dude... no. Wanking in public is not only fuckin weird and creepy, but (at least where I live) illegal. It's not something you do in a steam room.
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    Feb 12, 2010 6:41 PM GMT
    I think I'll call him Macadamia.

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    Feb 12, 2010 6:43 PM GMT
    I love it...that is great. btw for those of you that think this is ok behavior ...

    where would you like the troll to drop his nut? on the wooden bench? on the floor? on the OP?

    it's a freaking gym - not a bath house!! icon_evil.gif



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    Feb 12, 2010 6:54 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidLemme get this straight...your first forum on this topic was how you like to lay in the steam room fully naked with your butt in the air...

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/813829

    Now, you're starting a thread about hosing old men down in the steam room.

    Me thinks you spend way too much time in the steam room icon_eek.gif


    you're right. 10 or 15 minutes a pop, two or three times a week is clearly too much time in the steam room. and being naked, eyes closed in a sauna is obviously sending a signal that i want people to masturbate in front of me. as is sitting upright with a towel on. my bad.
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    Feb 12, 2010 7:05 PM GMT
    tallhairy saidMe thinks you spend way too much time in the steam room icon_eek.gif


    you're right. 10 or 15 minutes a pop, two or three times a week is clearly too much time in the steam room. and being naked, eyes closed in a sauna is obviously sending a signal that i want people to masturbate in front of me. as is sitting upright with a towel on. my bad.
    That's crazy. I've used a sauna or steamroom at least that often a week, and for much longer than 15 minutes. My usual time is 30 to 45, with breaks for a quick cold shower before returning. And I usually have my eyes closed. Are we talking an ordinary sauna or steamroom, or a bathhouse?
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    tallhairy saidso, started this thread a while back...

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/813829

    and have now answered my own question.

    i recently got a heinous head cold and when i had finally basically recovered, went to the steam room to help clear my sinuses. it's empty aside from a very old man slumped over (maybe sleeping) in the corner. so, fully covered in my towel, i close my eyes and veg out. when i open them there is a very gross naked old man sitting about 2 feet away from me furiously jerking his junk. i look up at him and he stops, covering himself with both hands. i give him a gaze of death and he won't look at me. so i kind of drift off again but then open my eyes a bit and i see him doing it AGAIN. i'm still hoarse, i don't want to punch him and i don't want to scream. so i calmly get up, grab the ice cold hose that is in the corner, turn it to full blast and spray the f*cker until he scurries out. i then go out for a quick rinse and look for him in the locker room. he's gone. i go upstairs and report him, fill out a description etc... ps, the staff LOVE that i hosed him.

    so i am now officially a steamroom vigilante. i am either going to hose down, drag upstairs or simply report each and every masturbatory incident i see down there. i am OVER IT.


    The way gay folks behave in places like gyms goes beyond deplorable. If I caught the guy, I'd have him thrown out, his membership revoked, and that would be the end of that.

    Some folks have no class whatsoever.

    When I go the gym, I should be able to do so without being cruised, hit on, or jerked off to.

    It's sickening. There's a time and a place, and, it's not the gym.

    No wonder people push back, and, they should.
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    Feb 12, 2010 7:09 PM GMT
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    tallhairy saidMe thinks you spend way too much time in the steam room icon_eek.gif


    you're right. 10 or 15 minutes a pop, two or three times a week is clearly too much time in the steam room. and being naked, eyes closed in a sauna is obviously sending a signal that i want people to masturbate in front of me. as is sitting upright with a towel on. my bad.
    That's crazy. I've used a sauna or steamroom at least that often a week, and for much longer than 15 minutes. My usual time is 30 to 45, with breaks for a quick cold shower before returning. And I usually have my eyes closed. Are we talking an ordinary sauna or steamroom, or a bathhouse?


    this is a very ordinary sauna and steamroom. the staff of the gym admit that they're aware of the problem and are trying to be vigilant. i'm obviously not the only person who has experienced similar incidents.
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    Feb 12, 2010 7:10 PM GMT
    Caslon13000 saidA simple "Would you pleaes refrain until I leave" wouldnt have sufficed?


    Well there was the death stare which really should have gotten the point across.

    But yeah, seems to me there must be another step between that and hosing a man down with ice cold water.

    Well at least you didn't punch him in the throat as per a suggestion in the previous thread.
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    Feb 12, 2010 7:13 PM GMT
    tallhairy saidso i am now officially a steamroom vigilante. i am either going to hose down, drag upstairs or simply report each and every masturbatory incident i see down there. i am OVER IT.

    Good! Unless this was a gay bathhouse, that kind of behavior is unacceptable. I've blown guys in a steamroom, and been blown, and participated in group orgies, but it was a gay bathhouse, and that's why you were there, everybody on the same sheet of music by the very fact of being there.

    In any other kind of public steamroom or sauna that's perverted and pathetic. I mean, if a straight couple started fucking in a co-ed steamroom, wouldn't we report that as well? What's good for the straights is good for the gays, and dirty old men for that matter.
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    Feb 12, 2010 7:13 PM GMT
    The fucking gym is NOT a jerk off parlor. There's no place for it there. "Refrain?" He shouldn't have been doing it in the first place. Ever heard of common decency?

    Kids go to gyms.

    I don't go to the gym to deal with sexual garbage. It has no place there.

    If I catch someone doing it, I will work in earnest to have their membership revoked.
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    Feb 12, 2010 7:14 PM GMT
    I think a punch in the throat would have been a perfect way to solve this problem.icon_twisted.gif
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    Feb 12, 2010 7:15 PM GMT
    i have to say that it is kind of fascinating how many guys think that this type of thing is ok, or, at the least, not a big deal. we're not talking about two consenting adults in an empty sauna playing "i'll show you mine if you show me yours." this is a one-way exhibitionist street that i think is a violation of personal space and basic decency. not to mention, oh what's the word for it... GROSS. i think he's lucky that all he got was a cold hose-down. if i see him again he's getting dragged upstairs to management.
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    Feb 12, 2010 7:16 PM GMT
    chuckystud saidThe fucking gym is NOT a jerk off parlor. There's no place for it there. "Refrain?" He shouldn't have been doing it in the first place. Ever heard of common decency?

    Kids go to gyms.

    I don't go to the gym to deal with sexual garbage. It has no place there.

    If I catch someone doing it, I will work in earnest to have their membership revoked.

    Agree 100%. You want that stuff, go to a gay bathhouse, where I'll probably join you. Try it elsewhere and I'll report your sick ass.
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    Feb 12, 2010 7:47 PM GMT
    NNJfitandbi saidHe blew it.


    me thinks if he'd tried that he'd have gotten WAY more than a cold spray of water
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    Feb 12, 2010 7:59 PM GMT
    Ok I REALLY want to know -If the guy was smoking hot would you have done the same thing?

    Personally I don't have much of an opinion on the matter as I absolutely cannot breath in steam rooms so don't use them... But something tells me as a gay man, if the guy was a total stud, you wouldn't have minded. I could be wrong...
    And if so, are you ok with that?
    I mean wouldn't that be prejudice??
    And if not, what is it then?

    I can't say I wouldn't be prejudice if steam rooms were my thing. After all, I'm single and I would much rather see a hot guy doing that than an ugly guy... Especially 2 feet away from me icon_twisted.gif

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    Feb 12, 2010 8:03 PM GMT
    Okay I have experienced this at my gym as well, nasty ass old men jerking off staring. Granted, I'm covered with my towel but I shouldnt have to - It is a men's sauna at a public workout gym, not a gay bathhouse for cruising. I should feel comfortable being naked and not have to worry! icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 12, 2010 8:10 PM GMT
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    Feb 12, 2010 8:16 PM GMT
    kinetic saidOk I REALLY want to know -If the guy was smoking hot would you have done the same thing?

    Personally I don't have much of an opinion on the matter as I absolutely cannot breath in steam rooms so don't use them... But something tells me as a gay man, if the guy was a total stud, you wouldn't have minded. I could be wrong...
    And if so, are you ok with that?
    I mean wouldn't that be prejudice??
    And if not, what is it then?

    I can't say I wouldn't be prejudice if steam rooms were my thing. After all, I'm single and I would much rather see a hot guy doing that than an ugly guy... Especially 2 feet away from me icon_twisted.gif



    this kind of seems like a moot point really. i don't think any "smoking hot" guy (aside from perhaps a mentally ill one) would rely on randomly masturbating in front of someone in a sauna to get his rocks off. but for the record, it would be equally uncool. (a) it's still a nasty way to act in a public setting and (b) i still am a taken man regardless.

    listen, i'm far from a prude. i know that sexual acts in public spaces can be a thrill. but that's between willing partners and showing (hopefully) some discretion and concern for others that might happen upon these acts.

    this type of thing is just gross, hot or not. is it grosser when the guy is physically repugnant? yes. it is a whole other layer of gross.