How good are you in bed?

  • Little_Spoon

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    Feb 15, 2010 12:57 AM GMT
    Is your partner like, "Oh bby oh bby?"

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    I'm a bottom. Any tips?
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    Feb 15, 2010 2:06 AM GMT
    Im fairly good, can always improve as any man can, I've a high return rate and my ex considered me and I quote "Damned fucking good"

    for a bottom, eagerness is probably the thing I find hottest, eagerness not to get into bed, but to try new things and let the top know when he's hitting the right spots.

    Of course, tops should be the same, but an eager bottom is just superfreakingawesomely hot!!!
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    Feb 15, 2010 3:28 AM GMT
    Ask my bf. icon_smile.gif
  • jgymnast733

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    Feb 15, 2010 3:56 AM GMT
    Ah Hum, well i hate to brag,,,[since when right]
    I'v been told i'm the best bottom ever, so when i top-- i give it the way i want to get it....Thats the perfect formula.......
    I tend to make love to my partners and some guys freak out because they think i'm really falling in love....
    BOYS ARE SO DUMB..icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 15, 2010 3:58 AM GMT
    Well...we broke the bed once.



    Sometimes we scare the cats and make the dogs nervous, too.icon_twisted.gif
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    Feb 15, 2010 4:26 AM GMT
    I'm above average, I'd say. I think the most important thing is to pay attention while being spontaneous. Hard to do sometimes, but today we got it right. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 15, 2010 4:37 AM GMT
    I used to be pretty damned good, but my tmj has gotten worse over the years so it's not even worth trying.
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    Feb 15, 2010 4:45 AM GMT
    I suck real bad at sex, real bad
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Feb 15, 2010 4:46 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidIm fairly good, can always improve as any man can, I've a high return rate and my ex considered me and I quote "Damned fucking good"

    for a bottom, eagerness is probably the thing I find hottest, eagerness not to get into bed, but to try new things and let the top know when he's hitting the right spots.

    Of course, tops should be the same, but an eager bottom is just superfreakingawesomely hot!!!


    I need to test this out and I'll let all of rj know if I go back icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 15, 2010 4:47 AM GMT
    Aggieboy saidI suck real bad at sex, real bad


    Practice makes Perfect
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    Feb 15, 2010 4:51 AM GMT
    Fucking Amazing!

    My tip: find someone you want to please every day that in turn wants to please you every day. Simple as that. Happy fraternizing.
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    Feb 15, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
    Thats for me to know.....and for someone lucky enough to find out! icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 15, 2010 5:02 AM GMT
    if someone tells u theyre good in bed....they fuck as good as ben afflecks acts (gigli) or as good as willliam hung sings (she bangs in american idol)

    talk is cheap...thats the kind of thing u show by fucking not asking.

    as for bottoms? well i like me some bossy bottoms....makes it much more fun to slap em around and fuck em and make em gag as punishment icon_twisted.gif
    so be bossy with ur top and take control...bury his stick in u and tell him to pound u hard...if he wont give it 2 u hard, punch him till he does
  • masculumpedes

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    Feb 15, 2010 5:23 AM GMT
    Who needs a bed? If I I want you, I'll take you right here, on the dusty desert ground. Don't try to get away. I don't want to hear your lame excuses about getting up early for work tommorrow. I've got the car keys, and you're not going anywhere.
  • FriscoJansen

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    Feb 15, 2010 5:24 AM GMT
    I am very sexual and eager to please. It comes natural. I'm told all the time that I have excellent oral skills. I could do that all night icon_wink.gif
  • Little_Spoon

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    Feb 15, 2010 5:38 AM GMT
    malefeet saidWho needs a bed? If I I want you, I'll take you right here, on the dusty desert ground. Don't try to get away. I don't want to hear your lame excuses about getting up early for work tommorrow. I've got the car keys, and you're not going anywhere.


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    Feb 15, 2010 8:44 AM GMT
    You'll have to direct me to the nearest sexual skills evaluation center...

    After I am thoroughly tested I'll let you know. icon_twisted.gif
  • DarkSensation

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    Feb 15, 2010 11:55 AM GMT
    They call me Tasmanian Devil in Bed icon_biggrin.gif......Only you might know if it is a Good or Bad Thing ,lol icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 15, 2010 12:15 PM GMT
    I have been just ok to amazing. It all depends. I have never received any complaints though.
  • thatonedude21

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    Feb 15, 2010 12:29 PM GMT
    I suck in bed, and I am damn proud of that... lmao (no I'm not joking)
  • HndsmKansan

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    Feb 15, 2010 1:44 PM GMT
    What makes one good in bed is far more than just the sex itself. Its whats conveyed before you ever get there, the interest and consideration you give your partner, guage your behavior on his reactions... a dose of romantic
    discussion where it fits and rockin, rockin, rockin in the midst. You don't
    run off when your "finished", the end can be part of what is remembered best. Leave him with a fantastic feeling.
  • Glorfindel

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    Feb 15, 2010 1:47 PM GMT
    I've never had any complaints. ;)
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    Feb 15, 2010 1:54 PM GMT
    Excellent! I can sleep for hours. icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 15, 2010 1:59 PM GMT
    Well, I hope none of the lied......
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    Feb 15, 2010 2:04 PM GMT
    I have to fight the urge to fall asleep once I hit the bed! LOL! Especially if I'm being 'serviced', so to speak...icon_redface.gif