I am now overweight! How awesome is that!

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    Jan 15, 2008 11:50 PM GMT
    I had a little visit with my doctor today. He took a look at my vitals and noticed I weighed 8 pounds more than I did when he last saw me. He took my weight and height and walked over to a BMI chart and declared me 'overweight'.

    "It looks like you have gained a bit of weight"
    "YA!" icon_biggrin.gif
    "You really should go on a diet and lose a few pounds"

    You have to love a health metric that puts the beefiest of body builders in the same 'obese' category as the chunkiest of opera tenors.

    My doctor may be stupid for using it, but I am excited I have gained so much weight since I really started lifting religiously eight months ago.

    Just thought I would share.
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    Jan 16, 2008 1:01 AM GMT
    BMI is bunk.

    Blow him off.

    He's a quack.

    I have a BMI of 30. So there. Sometimes even about a 32. Fucking dildo breathes.

    Do I look like a fat person?

    Your doctor needs to be fired. BMI is garbage, and any good doctor knows it.

    Get huge.

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    Jan 16, 2008 1:13 AM GMT
    BMI is only a decent measure of anything when coupled with life's mitigating factors like bone density, muscle mass. If your doctor had some really specialized equipment like....operational eyeballs...he could probably make such a determination.icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 16, 2008 1:18 AM GMT
    'Fucking dildo breathes"

    funniest thing I've read all day. Filing that away for future insults.
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    Jan 16, 2008 1:48 AM GMT
    I agree with chucky....GET BUFF!!!
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    Jan 16, 2008 2:49 AM GMT
    Don't worry. I most certainly wont listen to the 'fucking dildo breathes'.
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    Jan 16, 2008 3:03 AM GMT
    Falling out of my ergonomic chair laughing my tight little toned ass off. :-)
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    Jan 16, 2008 9:03 PM GMT
    A HUGE LOL FROM ME. FIRE THAT SOB! GET YOU ANOTHER DOCTOR.