If Men Got Pregnant

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    Jan 16, 2008 6:48 AM GMT
    If Men Got Pregnant


    •Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay

    •There'd be a cure for stretch marks

    •Natural childbirth would become obsolete

    •Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem

    •All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness

    •Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained

    •Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment

    •They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute

    •Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm

    •Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags

    •They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."

    •Paternity suits would be a line of clothes

    •They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months

    •Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree

    •Women would rule the world!

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    Jan 16, 2008 6:49 AM GMT
    SOUND IS LIKE GOOD
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    Jan 16, 2008 12:00 PM GMT
    hey tes

    thats a nice one... was interesting to read it
    if men got pregnant population rise... the government have to hit the buzzer of emergency... control lolicon_lol.gif
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    Jan 16, 2008 12:22 PM GMT
    Someone once said "If men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."
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    Jan 16, 2008 12:26 PM GMT
    jprichva saidSomeone once said "If men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."


    That would be Gloria Steinem.
  • zakariahzol

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    Jan 16, 2008 2:23 PM GMT
    I would love to carry my ex bf Joe child. God, as good looking as he is, we must have one beautiful kids.
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    Jan 16, 2008 2:26 PM GMT
    Abortion would not be an issue! Roe vs Wade would not even be a part of American History! I'm just sayin.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 20, 2008 5:49 AM GMT
    BOLD i will be the 1st men to have my 1st son and i will came to know why ladse is craying when they deliverd i really want to try taht feeling icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif lol
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    Jan 20, 2008 6:08 AM GMT
    JUST THINK! If the baby comes out that womans vag. (where she pisses from), WHERE do you think if would come out of a Guy (and if you say C-section your not being very imaginative). I just would like to add.....OUCHIES AND YIKES!
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    Jan 20, 2008 6:17 AM GMT
    Okay, women do not urinate from the vagina. Yes, the urethra is in the vicinity of the introitus or opening of the vagina, but that does not mean women urinate from their vaginas -- if they do there is a problem!

    But yes, if men were, hypothetically to have babies, things of course would be different, but they would probably spend their time rearing those children which would leave them little time for being the worlds power brokers.
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    Jan 20, 2008 6:23 AM GMT
    I would be shitting out babies left and right and selling them on the black marketicon_lol.gif
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    Jan 20, 2008 7:04 AM GMT
    If men got pregnant, birthdays wouldn't be celebrated. After all, it's probably the most painful day the person giving birth has ever experienced. Instead, we'd celebrate the conception day, 'cause we were having fun then...
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    Jan 20, 2008 7:16 AM GMT
    [quote][cite]wrerick said[/cite]Okay, women do not urinate from the vagina. Yes, the urethra is in the vicinity of the introitus or opening of the vagina, but that does not mean women urinate from their vaginas -- if they do there is a problem!

    Yay I learned something new lol. icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 21, 2008 6:18 AM GMT
    Freakyninjamonkey said[quote][cite]wrerick said[/cite]Okay, women do not urinate from the vagina. Yes, the urethra is in the vicinity of the introitus or opening of the vagina, but that does not mean women urinate from their vaginas -- if they do there is a problem!

    Yay I learned something new lol. icon_redface.gif



    This IS Not About Women i dont care even if they urinat with ther mouth the thing is if man got pregnant absulutli it will be big news but i thing the Q is how he can deliver it? it is not taht much important haveing vagina or what ever thanks for the tecnology ther is alot of sergary ( oprasiono) so dont warrey for That Ok ...............
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    Jan 21, 2008 6:42 AM GMT
    Are we to avoid naming the female gender when discussing pregnancy? Seems a wee bit misogynistic.

    More interesting than method of delivery, I think, is where the man I supposed to park that fetus for 9 months of development sans uterus, but maybe that's just details. Anyway I'm quite happy to let women do pregnancy, delivery and leave all that is concerned with it, legal and or otherwise, up to them.
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    Jan 23, 2008 11:27 PM GMT
    jasonmericson saidIf men got pregnant, birthdays wouldn't be celebrated. After all, it's probably the most painful day the person giving birth has ever experienced. Instead, we'd celebrate the conception day, 'cause we were having fun then...


    I would agree with jasonmericson right there on that one. Baby making is the true fun part. LOL
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    Nov 02, 2009 6:16 AM GMT
    I would definitely stay in bed for an entire nine months haha.
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    Nov 02, 2009 6:36 AM GMT
    If men got pregnant I would be sitting on my front porch with a cigarette dangling from my mouth, a Mickeys 40 oz in one hand, a baby in the other, five more kids running around the neighborhood, and I'd be keeping an eye out for my next baby daddy.
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    Nov 02, 2009 6:39 AM GMT
    heartrobb saidIf men got pregnant I would be sitting on my front porch with a cigarette dangling from my mouth, a Mickeys 40 oz in one hand, a baby in the other, five more kids running around the neighborhood, and I'd be keeping an eye out for my next baby daddy.


    Don't forget the welfare lol
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    Nov 02, 2009 6:41 AM GMT
    Just say no to the formation of unhealthy dynamics. icon_confused.gif
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    Nov 02, 2009 6:43 AM GMT
    cupidshold said
    heartrobb saidIf men got pregnant I would be sitting on my front porch with a cigarette dangling from my mouth, a Mickeys 40 oz in one hand, a baby in the other, five more kids running around the neighborhood, and I'd be keeping an eye out for my next baby daddy.


    Don't forget the welfare lol


    It would be even more funny if this did not accurately describe some of my relatives. There is a side of my family that when you haven't paid the lot rent in several months, you have a friend with a semi truck hitch on to your house and move it to a new location, while the 5 kids, 4 dogs and 7 cats are still inside.
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    Nov 02, 2009 7:15 AM GMT
    tesfaye saidIf Men Got Pregnant


    * there'd be a hell of a lot more child support be going around...:

    * gay men's girl friends would help them during scares...

    * essentially, shit would hit the fan (especially if were pushin babys out)
  • hartfan

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    Nov 02, 2009 7:36 AM GMT


    "A woman carries for nine months but who knows how long a man carries?"

    "Where the hell is it coming out of?"

    Good questions.
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    Nov 02, 2009 7:41 AM GMT
    wow - Great & true - I'd do it ( get preggers ) - of course it ruins your figure