While accidentally watching figure skating and listening to Portishead, this song came on, and I immediately knew that, had I the athleticism and level of gayness required, I would make it my dramatical song to figure skate to at the Olympics. With a black veil over my face. And everyone would cry and throw roses after 3 minutes of awe-inspired silence. But alas, I've never been too good at pointing sharply at the ground, and doing the "Superstar" with jazzy hands.

And I figured I would conclude with "Party All the Time" to show off my back flips, and "boy-next-door"antics. Or anything by Ghostland Observatory.

What song/s, if you were gay and athletic enough, which I bet the lot of you are fairly close, would you skate to?