I had a flat tire yesterday...

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    Feb 17, 2010 6:47 PM GMT

    I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.


    I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
    my car facing oncoming traffic.
    They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
    They are exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.


    Cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.


    Traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving
    like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.


    'What's going on here?'


    'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.


    'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'


    I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,


    'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'


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    Feb 17, 2010 8:38 PM GMT
    What do you call a physician who graduated at the bottom of his class?

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    Feb 17, 2010 11:54 PM GMT
    How many lawyers does it take to wallpaper a room?
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    Its takes two. But, you have to slice them really thin.
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    Feb 17, 2010 11:56 PM GMT
    Some of these jokes are way over my head.






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    I'm dumb. LMAO
  • DrewbieDoo

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    Feb 17, 2010 11:59 PM GMT
    What happened to the blonde skating team?

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    They drowned during spring training