Pentagon Considered a “Gay Spray” to Weaken The Enemy

  • masculumpedes

    Posts: 5549

    Feb 18, 2010 12:17 AM GMT
    spray-1.jpg
    The good news is that the Pentagon wants men in the armed forces to have sex with each other. The bad news is that they want men on the enemy side to do it.

    It sounds like a joke, but it is not. Under the Freedom of Information Act, a non-profit group studying biological weapons found out the Pentagon seriously entertained the idea of spraying enemy troops with a chemical that would make them sexually irresistible to each other.

    As a citizen I am shocked that the armed forces could sink so low. As a gay man I am wondering if you can buy the stuff over-the-counter.

    A military official tried to diffuse the international media attention by saying, that the proposal was rejected out of hand.

    So squirting the enemy with Gay Spray was not quite the brilliant idea military strategists thought it would be. If they really wanted to gain a strategic advantage, they would crop-dust our own troops with it.

    Of course that would never happen, not just because of institutional homophobia but because gay civilians would keep raiding the stockpiles.

    The spray would, of course, ruin alcohol sales at gay bars. Why buy a hottie a drink when you could just give him a spritz?

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 18, 2010 12:24 AM GMT
    You can actually buy this in Vegas icon_exclaim.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 18, 2010 12:56 AM GMT
    Wow.. The idea of watching enemy troops having wild uncontrolable, sweaty sex really annoys me..icon_biggrin.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 18, 2010 12:59 AM GMT
    tom ford for men. the gayest spray of all.

    out2-1.jpg
  • jonwaltglat

    Posts: 283

    Feb 18, 2010 1:16 AM GMT
    Haha. Mostwant3d and tallhairy, great posts! icon_razz.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 18, 2010 1:19 AM GMT
    Not a new story here, but always new to someone new themselves. As I may have commented before, the US military wasn't convinced it would actually work, plus even if it did make enemy soldiers become attracted to each other, that was no guarantee they still wouldn't fight us with all their strength. An important lesson regarding the repeal of DADT debate, and whether it would reduce US combat effectiveness.

    Among other considerations was the legality of any kind of chemical warfare under current US treaty obligations. Plus past history with chemical weapons has proven their many practical drawbacks, not the least of which is the possibility that any aerosol spray or fog may drift back onto your own troops, and also affect innocent non-combatants. Your troops are forced to go into MOPP gear (at the very least a protective [gas] mask, which reduces their own fighting effectiveness and sustainability.

    Bottom line: the whole thing was impractical from the start, and unlikely to ever happen.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 18, 2010 1:20 AM GMT
    But you can just wash it off with a hose.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 18, 2010 1:21 AM GMT
    Caslon13000 saidBut you can just wash it off with a hose.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!

    What, you can wash away the gay, as well as pray away the gay? icon_wink.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 18, 2010 1:28 AM GMT
    old topic icon_rolleyes.gif

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/801015/
  • GQjock

    Posts: 11649

    Feb 18, 2010 1:37 AM GMT
    <object width=">
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Feb 18, 2010 1:45 AM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    Caslon13000 saidBut you can just wash it off with a hose.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!

    What, you can wash away the gay, as well as pray away the gay? icon_wink.gif

    spray it off, pray it off, but dont jerk it off. .... icon_wink.gif
  • CincyBOJ

    Posts: 306

    Feb 18, 2010 4:45 AM GMT
    icon_eek.gifI wonder what the ingredients are in this"gay-spray"icon_eek.gif

  • danisnotstr8

    Posts: 2579

    Feb 18, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
    You guys all need to watch the movie "Were the World Mine" on free Logo on-demand.