Lo Cest Offers a Free Download of a New Bible for the Gay Community

  • metta

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    Feb 19, 2010 5:21 PM GMT



    Lo Cest Offers a Free Download of a New Bible for the Gay Community


    http://www.prweb.com/releases/2010/02/prweb3615254.htm
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    Feb 19, 2010 8:10 PM GMT
    It just gets kookier and kookier.
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    Feb 19, 2010 8:30 PM GMT
    McGay saidIt just gets kookier and kookier.


    This statement is surprisingly literal... the download comes complete with a 2000 prophecy tailor-made for the gays. Why add a prophecy now? Why couldn't God send that message out 2000 years ago?
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    Feb 19, 2010 8:40 PM GMT
    Does this one include a Queen Bathesda in drag?

    They better have re-translated Jesus' miracle of feeding thousands. Gays wouldn't eat all that bread, too many simple-carbs. That's why there wasn't any in the first place!
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    Feb 19, 2010 8:47 PM GMT
    So um... who else is left to burn at the stakes.
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    Feb 19, 2010 9:42 PM GMT
    "I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book." revelation 22:18
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    Feb 19, 2010 11:35 PM GMT
    Sedative saidSo um... who else is left to burn at the stakes.


    I have it on good authority that Sedative's a witch (no, not a warlock).
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    Feb 19, 2010 11:59 PM GMT
    PSCalif said
    Sedative saidSo um... who else is left to burn at the stakes.


    I have it on good authority that Sedative's a witch (no, not a warlock).


    Oh no you didunt! I haz a penis!

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    Feb 20, 2010 12:06 AM GMT
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    Feb 20, 2010 12:17 AM GMT
    Satyricon331 said
    McGay saidIt just gets kookier and kookier.


    This statement is surprisingly literal... the download comes complete with a 2000 prophecy tailor-made for the gays. Why add a prophecy now? Why couldn't God send that message out 2000 years ago?



    How is this any different than Joseph Smith? 200 years from now, there may be a new religion based on this book.



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith,_Jr.
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    Feb 20, 2010 12:21 AM GMT
    metta8 said
    Satyricon331 said
    McGay saidIt just gets kookier and kookier.


    This statement is surprisingly literal... the download comes complete with a 2000 prophecy tailor-made for the gays. Why add a prophecy now? Why couldn't God send that message out 2000 years ago?



    How is this any different than Joseph Smith? 200 years from now, there may be a new religion based on this book.



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith,_Jr.


    There probably won't be, seeing as there have been many other interpretations/reworkings of the Bible that never succeeded past knowledgeable reference, ie. Jeffereson Bible

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Bible
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    Feb 20, 2010 4:28 AM GMT
    metta8 said
    Satyricon331 said
    McGay saidIt just gets kookier and kookier.


    This statement is surprisingly literal... the download comes complete with a 2000 prophecy tailor-made for the gays. Why add a prophecy now? Why couldn't God send that message out 2000 years ago?


    How is this any different than Joseph Smith? 200 years from now, there may be a new religion based on this book.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith,_Jr.


    I don't understand why you asked me that question as if I thought Mormonism makes sense?

    In any event, my dad is very fundamentalist, and he sometimes talks about other Christians' prophetic abilities. I think it's insane.
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    Feb 20, 2010 5:34 AM GMT
    A queer bible...hmmmm!

    So, in the begining God created Adam & Steve, Eve & Rachel. And the Lord told them they could partake of any tree in the Club accept for the Tree of Poppers. The day you mess with that crap you will surely die.

    The Ark was built by RuPaul and he only took in 2 drag queens, 2 dykes, 2 fems, 2 straight acting dudes and the left over wood from the Ark were used to make "sex toys"

    When the Ark settled in San Francisco, the Lord made a rainbow of Glitter to promise He would never scare the fags like that again.

    You can figure out the rest of the book