Your latest CRAZY DREAM

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    Feb 21, 2010 8:10 PM GMT
    Last night I dreamt that I met Maureen McCormick (Marcia from The Brady Bunch) and we were cleaning up some old cabin housing or something. She had a black dog. When I asked where we should start, she said "get a broom."

    I was sweeping floors and bedtops and talking with her on and off. I asked her what is it like for almost every day of your life to be reminded by people that you were Marcia on The Brady Bunch. I think she said it didn't bother her that much cause after the show ended she was sick. And I said something like, oh yeah, you wrote about taking cocaine in your book.

    Then to make her laugh I started cheerleading "FUCKEN WORLD" and she burst out laughing when I told her how easy it was to go from making the "K" with your body to making the "E".

    Can you top that for crazy? icon_lol.gif

    Note: I had not watched the Brady Bunch prior, nor read her book, nor saw anything on the news recently. I also never was a cheerleader.
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    Feb 21, 2010 9:04 PM GMT
    I was playing a drinking game with some friends one night last week and we made up a rule that we could only talk in a thick Boston accent. After they left I ate my weight in some pizza and went to bed. I'm guessing the mixture of drinking, Boston accents and eating right before bed made for this dream:

    In my dream a couple friends and I were at a Carnival run by nice dinosaurs who could talk, only they all had thick Boston accents and kept calling my friends and I "chowder heads" when we would mess up at their carnival games (ring toss, knock over the pyramid of bottles, etc). They ever wore top hats and had brightly colored canes they used to get our attention and point at their prizes. Finally one of the T-Rex's tripped and knocked over another dinosaur's booth. They all called him a chowder head and I woke up.
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    Feb 21, 2010 9:11 PM GMT
    I had a dream I was in this competition where I was on some island taking pictures of various pokemon dolls when all of a sudden I noticed that a good 3/4 of the island was a big fish tank.
    I see some dolls on the bottom edge and want their pictures but the water is dark so I don't want to go in. I walk around it till I find a ledge and go around when suddenly a killer whale jumped out. I get frightened, as I'm quite scared of getting eaten by anything until this guy comes out and it turns out I'm at Seaworld.
    I then feel bad for the whale since it's only trying to escape, so I distract the guard while the whale flopped to freedom

    I have no idea why I dreamed this since I was never a fan of pokemon, and I haven't been to Seaworld in ages
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    Feb 21, 2010 9:27 PM GMT
    I had a dream where I was watching Seseme Street and I think it was Elmo was on screen talking. He suddenly clutched his chest, and fell down, and one of those aliens from the Alien movies popped out of his chest, killing him instantly. It was the same Red color of Elmo's fur too.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Feb 21, 2010 10:02 PM GMT
    I have almost a photographic memory. Its been tested.. I'm not quite to the point, but in some respects its about 90%. Such is the case with "recalling dreams". I've had several from, 4th grade. I remember everything. Sounds, smells, lighting. Its almost like I'm back there and can recall it in absolute detail. Interestingly I have 2 friends that were in that room and when I've recalled the events, its odd.. they almost freak out. "How can you remember what the teacher was wearing or what she said when we waited in the lunch line".

    I remember... and that apple crisp makes me fucking hungry!
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    Feb 21, 2010 11:49 PM GMT
    Note: I love dogs, and for the most part I'm very good with ones that don't know me yet.


    I have had reaccuring dreams of being either chased or chasing down dogs/ wolves or werewolves. Not sure what it could mean if anything, but they happen often and for the last 3 - 4 years. The last one was where I was in this neighborhood that looked like griffith park (los angeles) was setteled by these old small two-story ranch style homes. I was walking down the only road in the middle, while a heavy mist flowed in and all the front doors opened just enough to see red eye followed by a hyenas laugh. After which huge heyena-dogs came out and chased me until i woke up.
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    Feb 21, 2010 11:52 PM GMT
    A little depressing but a few days ago I dreamt two consequtive events where one of my family members died - Dad, mom, and my older sister (who is my only sibling).

    The most realistic one was the one with my dad, and I actually thought I was crying before I woke up from the dream. The one where my mom and sister died made me feel horrible too, but at least it was surreal for me to realize eventually that it was only a dream half way through.

    After I woke up, I felt restless. May be it was because of the emotional burden I felt while having these dreams =S

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    Feb 22, 2010 12:19 AM GMT
    Last night, I spent the entire dream trying to capture and protect this cute bunny that wasn't helping any because it kept trying to escape and run away from me. The whole time I was running away and fighting off weasels that wanted the bunny. I kept trying to convince people that weasels were attacking the farm and my bunny, but they either didn't believe me or were distracted by the rodeo race thing going on out in the pasture. I ended up kicking my grandma into a ditch because she was being a bitch and kept arguing with me that the weasels weren't attacking the farm. Then I went back to the bunny and was now being attacked by a bobcat, which had temporarily scared away the weasels.

    That's all I can remember for now from last night.
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    Feb 22, 2010 12:48 AM GMT
    Last night I was in this bed with pure white sheets and I was looking at myself close up like I was something else and my eyes shimmered with this dark phantasmal blue color and then I was in this cloudy sky where the sun with beaming from behind me so I looked like some dark silhouette of myself. It was weird

    Then all of a sudden I was on the ground and I was having a hard time breathing (like when my chest starts to hurt) and this guy, I've never seen him before, comes over to me as I lay myself down on the ground because I couldn't go away where and he lifts my head up and talks to me very kindly and gently telling me, "I'll be alright. You'll be fine. Nothing is going to hurt you, I'm here." as I slowly felt everything leave my body and my vision started to fade.


    THEN I was at some park where my friend Mitchell was and Danielle and they were waving at me from the other side of the park screaming, "JESS, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE" so I started running and didn't go anywhere because you dream running just never lets you go the speed you want. Then this person grabbed me from behind and I gasped and woke up.

    So weird
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    Feb 22, 2010 4:10 AM GMT
    Well once I dreamed that Justin Timberlake came to Winnipeg. We got in fight. Then all of the sudden we were in a coffee shop. Then we were walking on top of the red river (in summer) with some dogs that resembled coal. All of the sudden these things that were sometimes sea lions and sometimes leviathans started swimming underneath us. At this point Justin pointed to this big Native American public art thing in The Forks (a market downtown) and said "THAT'S why I came here". And then it ended.
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    Feb 22, 2010 4:26 AM GMT
    Well. I had this dream last night. I woke up in a sweat and had to write it down before i could go back to sleep.

    We were looking downhill from a cliff, and you could see the wargs chasing some people through the pass. Yes, the wargs. They were huge, black and pretty nasty-looking.icon_eek.gif

    So we started shooting, and picked off a few. I remember I had a scope on my rifle that i could see their eyes with. So after we shot a few, the wargs started running up the valley sides, and we started running...at this point they almost seemed more like lions. They got a few of my peeps, and we started running down the mountian-side, in a hardscrabble race for our horses...all the while they were picking us off one by one. We still shot a few with revolvers instead of the rifles, but they were effing huge. I remember dodging giant paws and swipes as i jumped/fell down the cliff-face.. I remember reaching the flat ground and there being a lot of mist, and running with the last 3 or so members of my party as the wargs taunted us (they could talk) in the mist. One guy was left behind or wounded and we could hear him screaming as he got eated...aaand then i woke up as we got to a stream.

    I'd like to think I made it across the stream and onto a horse lol...but it was pretty close. icon_neutral.gif

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    Feb 22, 2010 9:29 AM GMT
    I was traveling with a pet pig that I had wrapped in a blanket like a baby. I showed up at a hotel where pets were not allowed, but the manager was an aged woman who'd lost her glasses. So she looks at me and the pig and says " Well...we don't normally allow pets...but your kitty looks pretty quiet, so I guess it's ok".
    That's my most recent one, but the usual crazy ones are like sci-fi movies.
  • leixguy

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    Feb 23, 2010 1:44 AM GMT
    i had a dream last night that i bought a toaster, kettle and weighting scales set for 20 euro on sale, but when i got home there was only a toaster (or kettle cant remember) in the box.
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    Feb 23, 2010 1:50 AM GMT
    This one's not so much crazy as it just freaked me out for a bit: Today I fell asleep in my 3 and a half hour class, had a dream that I was laughing hysterically, then woke up scared as fuck that I was doing it in my sleep. Luckily when I looked around nobody was staring, so I think I'm good icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 23, 2010 1:53 AM GMT
    Oh my goodness. I'm glad this thread was posted. I had a crazy sci-fi dream. It's kinda long winded to post on here, but I decided to write a book about my dream and hopefully hand the book over to James Cameron (If he's still around). The dream left me so stunned that I had to write it down on a piece of paper before i forgot it. Anyway, maybe one day you'll see it or hear about it!
  • DanielQQ

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    Feb 23, 2010 2:04 AM GMT
    i had a really dark dream last night. the darkest ever. A cute little boy was lost and crying, and i helped him find his way home. His parents were relieved that I found him and invited me in for dinner. I came inside and picked up a lead pipe and bashed their faces in. I remember clearly the blood, hair, and bits of brain on the pipe. The boy was crying the whole time, and after i finished murdering his parents, i became scared, so I ran away. I remember worrying that my life was over as I knew it, that i would be a fugitive or a prisoner for now on. Then, I saw the parent again. They were vampires! Suddenly, I became really strong and Buffy-like. I staked them and they blew into dust. I remember feeling relieved that I didn't murder innocents after all, but instead killed a couple vamps. Weird.
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    Feb 23, 2010 4:53 PM GMT
    Alright, this is fresh off the dream wagon some ten minutes ago:

    I had a dream, ugh, that I apparently cut off several of my toes on my left foot. Argh! I didn't feel anything in the dream, just went to the hospital because I didn't like the result. You see, when you cut off your toes (in my dream) thinner toes would grow back in with pokemon heads at the tips. Not kidding you. They sorta look jeweled up to or something, like your toes were part bone, part decorative beads.

    The first doctor that I asked to help me said he would not. He said how could a married man do such a thing. I shouted out, "Hey, I'm not a married man, and you better operate on my foot. No wonder why people hate the healthcare system in this country. I don't believe you won't do anything!"

    Then some nurse came by and said she knew of a doctor who would help. At the same time another nurse was walking around saying "Why are people doing this!" Apparently cutting off your toes and seeing new ones grow back in was a current fad.

    Anyways, this cute doctor with a good personality came in. I'd say he was like Brazilian. And he delicately put this thing under my foot that separated each toe, saying nicely, "OK, let's see what we got here." I looked down and told him it looked like my big toe was still there, but I had six toes total. That at least one needed to be removed.

    At this point the nurse for the first doctor came over asking how many toes I had left, as it was necessary for their medical malpractice insurance to make note of EXACTLY how many you had, and EXACTLY the time each one was removed.

    The last thing I remember was the kind doctor saying you really shouldn't do this, cut off your toes. And I was like, "yes, I will never never ever do this again. I feel so stupid."

    Then he sprayed something on my foot that I think was some kind of anesthetic before surgery. That's when I woke up.

    No pain in the dream at all. No blood, but bizarre crazy. Maybe it was a new twist on the old "Don't cut off your nose to spite your face."

    "Don't cut off your toes to spite your foot."
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    Feb 23, 2010 5:04 PM GMT
    AJeJr88 saidI was playing a drinking game with some friends one night last week and we made up a rule that we could only talk in a thick Boston accent. After they left I ate my weight in some pizza and went to bed. I'm guessing the mixture of drinking, Boston accents and eating right before bed made for this dream:

    In my dream a couple friends and I were at a Carnival run by nice dinosaurs who could talk, only they all had thick Boston accents and kept calling my friends and I "chowder heads" when we would mess up at their carnival games (ring toss, knock over the pyramid of bottles, etc). They ever wore top hats and had brightly colored canes they used to get our attention and point at their prizes. Finally one of the T-Rex's tripped and knocked over another dinosaur's booth. They all called him a chowder head and I woke up.


    Don't you mean they were calling you "chowdah heads?"

    I had a dream the other night that I was selling my condo and had an open house, and a couple brought their little girl. While people were walking around my house I went into the kitchen and the little girl had broken some glass and was gushing blood, it was splattered everywhere and pooled up on the tile floor. And she was just standing there looking at me.

  • Timbales

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    Feb 23, 2010 5:09 PM GMT
    I dreamt I saw Goldfrapp at a really casual, state fair type venue where the stage was only a foot off the ground, there was no security and it was standing room only.
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    Feb 23, 2010 5:48 PM GMT
    Wow, this thread couldn't have come at a better time. I had a dream that everyone whom I did not recognize was calling me Samuel which is not my name. I looked in the mirror and was shocked to find that I was not myself! I had blond hair and blue eyes, about 30-ish. I didn't recognize my surroundings or anything. I was trying to figure out what was going on while going through the motions of daily life.

    I can only guess that I had someone else's dream.