I'm 23 y.o. bottom and I can't take all the flaming hoops I have to jump through anymore just to achieve a clean ass.
This is my current (and now ineffective) method:
I firstly have to plan it, so I'll know to eat sensibly the day before, then literally starve myself till the day of the actual event, on which I go through a cycle of endless douching to the point of fearing drowning internally.
And with all that, I have a 50/50% chance that things will work out.
For the past two weeks, the douching resulted in me just giving up and blowing my partner...sans any anal action.
The sad part, I've been using this gambling method for the past 5 years, but it's now only a big issue as I have a steady boyfriend and want to be prepared more often than is needed with casual hookups when you're single.
By my story you may think I don't eat right, but I actually make quite an effort to have enough fiber in my diet.
I've read comments online of people who don't even douche, as they take bulk-forming fiber supplements such as Metamucil to clear out their system.
That's how I ended up experimenting with Konsyl powder (same as Metamucil, just has more psyllium fiber).
But that didn't help much, in my case, as it still took too long to pass through my system and ultimately still required hours of douching with no success.
I've also read up on the effects of soluble and insoluble fiber, and found out of the high insoluble fiber content of lentils.
I whipped up a batch, scarfed it down and was prepared for it to just clean out my insides quickly and have never looked forward as much to going to the bathroom as that day...as I had thought I finally found "the answer".
Cut to two days later during which I had not had 1 bowel movement!
It was like I had eaten a bowl of quick drying cement.
Liquids, I drink plenty of 'em...water especially...so you'd think that would help but come time for the lovely multiple-hour long douching sessions....the water just never comes out clear!
I have no ailments of any kind, so that's all irrelevant.
So, to get down to business: I think we all want the same thing!
A certain food or supplement that will pass through our system quickly (but gently, no harsh laxatives allowed), that will clear out everything along the way inside the intestines and produce a solid...product....that requires little to no douching prior to sex.
So what I'm asking you guys is; what are your FOOL-PROOF methods of preparing for sex?
Is there a certain food, meal or supplement you consume that passes through you quickly and cleans out everything, rendering douching as optional instead of mandatory?
If you only have to starve yourself for a few hours prior to sex, instead of 1 or 2 days (like I do, because I'm a lunatic) I'd love to hear about your method.
Now, please spare me even hitting the "reply" button if you're feeling compelled to give anything resembling the following answers:
1. Anal sex is messy, get over it...you can't be 100% clean...in fact my partner and I like douching together....it's sexy....blah blah blah.
Congratulations on finding your unicorn of a partner...now go douche yourself.
2. Well first I douche, then I eat something, then I douche some more, than I jump up and down for an hour, then mow the lawn, then I go skydiving, then I starve myself for an hour or two, then I riverdance, and douche again....etc.
I think my current method is complicated (and ineffective) enough, I already come close to having a heart attack while preparing for sex...I don't want to actually have one.
3. Just don't have anal sex, or become the top.
I want to and have had good sex in the past, when it happened once and a while. As I said, I'm in a relationship now, so I need to be ready to perform more often. It isn't working out but I do want it to.
Lastly, are any of you guys capable of having spontaneous sex?
I feel like I'm going to be limited to a life of scheduled sex, as a gay bottom.
That scares and depressed me.
I want to be able to show my partner how much I love him, anytime...I don't want to make appointments with him as if I'm running a hair salon.