You know that it's going to be a BAD DAY AT THE GYM when.....

  • charrismd

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    Jan 17, 2008 2:47 AM GMT
    I am the HOT, YOUNG THING in the locker room.....
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    Jan 17, 2008 3:34 AM GMT
    you cant find a space in the parking lot. ... icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 17, 2008 3:36 AM GMT
    It's so packed that even the little outer and inner thigh machines have a line....
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    Jan 17, 2008 3:37 AM GMT
    when there is a stroller in the weights room...
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jan 17, 2008 3:47 AM GMT
    When your locker you usually use is in use, along with all the others in the area.icon_mad.gif
  • charrismd

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    Jan 17, 2008 4:28 AM GMT
    When you open your gym bag and find no shorts....and no shoes.....
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    Jan 17, 2008 4:33 AM GMT
    there's a line of soccer mom vans in the parking lot.
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    Jan 17, 2008 4:36 AM GMT
    Yeah, I have to agree with Caslon. I almost want to turn around and go home when I can't find a parking spot.
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    Jan 17, 2008 4:37 AM GMT
    The sweet old lady that works out there every morning with the super tiny dumbbells is breaking wind something fierce and you're pretty sure you're smelling cabbage from the night before.
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    Jan 17, 2008 4:37 AM GMT
    So far I think Jrdnstatz and Charrismd have nailed it
  • kinetic

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    Jan 17, 2008 4:37 AM GMT
    When you forget your padlock for your locker and you didn't drive so you either come back the next day or pray that no one jacks yr shit!
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    Jan 17, 2008 5:21 AM GMT
    The person working at the front desk brought their own "mix cd"
  • geebus

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    Jan 17, 2008 5:23 AM GMT
    When your car breaks down half way there, and after the 2 hour ordeal to have it tolled and you wind up having a $200 bill, you walk to the gym to find out that you've left your gym bag along with your wallet in the car. GARHHHHH!!!! icon_evil.gif
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    Jan 17, 2008 5:52 AM GMT
    the person on the machine next to you is wearing so much perfume that you start to suffocate....
  • imperator

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    Jan 17, 2008 5:58 AM GMT
    you arrive and head into the lockerroom, where you see the insanely hot guy whom you've been in lust with for ages but are too shy to talk to other than "hi" (and that time you actually asked him to spot you on the bench and you saw up his shirt and *knew* that you were meant to have his babies somehow); he's been there just sufficiently longer than you that he's stark *naked* changing, and you get to see all his goods and you're struck speechless and all excited 'n what-not; he finishes dressing and heads in to start his workout and as you're changing-- obsessing over the magnificence you've just seen-- you make up your mind to overcome your shyness and finally talk to him like you've wanted to for so long, and you muster all your courage, and as you walk into the gym-proper you see him...
























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  • MarvelClimber

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    Jan 17, 2008 6:14 AM GMT
    You see one of your hookups-gone-wrong one machine over.
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    Jan 17, 2008 6:16 AM GMT
    ...there's a pair of tighty whiteys left abandoned on the bench ... which are soaking wet from the steam room and pretty loose looking and it looks like the previous owner was pretty loose too since there are serious skid marks with chunk smear.

    ...you just enjoyed a nice 10 minutes in that steam room. did you look before you sat down? did you bring enough plastic bags for your sweaty clothing and possibly contaminated clothing? the towel you had with you in the steam room -- did it brush on your clean clothing...after you used it to dry off from the shower?

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    Jan 17, 2008 6:26 AM GMT
    Caslon saidyou cant find a space in the parking lot. ... icon_twisted.gif




    Carson you totally took the words out of my mouth, if there isnt parking in the parking lot...it's gonna be a HORRIBLE workout
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    Jan 17, 2008 6:53 AM GMT
    I never have a bad day at the gym...they are ALL better than not being there.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 17, 2008 8:56 AM GMT
    when the guys with offensively sickening BO were ahead of you hitting the gym ...especially in the summer
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    Jan 17, 2008 9:28 AM GMT
    ...when Larry Craig peeps his head over your stall whilst you tinkle
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    Jan 17, 2008 10:17 AM GMT
    imperator saidyou arrive and head into the lockerroom, where you see the insanely hot guy whom you've been in lust with for ages but are too shy to talk to other than "hi" (and that time you actually asked him to spot you on the bench and you saw up his shirt and *knew* that you were meant to have his babies somehow); he's been there just sufficiently longer than you that he's stark *naked* changing, and you get to see all his goods and you're struck speechless and all excited 'n what-not; he finishes dressing and heads in to start his workout and as you're changing-- obsessing over the magnificence you've just seen-- you make up your mind to overcome your shyness and finally talk to him like you've wanted to for so long, and you muster all your courage, and as you walk into the gym-proper you see him...


    you are such a girl... i lurve it! lol





















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  • GQjock

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    Jan 17, 2008 10:24 AM GMT
    charrismd saidI am the HOT, YOUNG THING in the locker room.....


    Yup...That'd be it
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    Jan 17, 2008 12:43 PM GMT
    Ipod battery goes flat after 5 minutes. Grrrrr icon_evil.gif
  • Paradigm_Shif...

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    Jan 17, 2008 12:48 PM GMT
    When you're sore as hell and a 20 lb dumbbell feels like 100!!