Love Handles Saved My Life

  • KepaArg

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    Feb 24, 2010 10:56 PM GMT
    Came across this ridiculous story today about a woman now choosing and sorta promoting to be obese ''as fat is nature's life vest against bullets.''

    This past weekend in Atlantic City, Samantha Lynne walked into a bar
    (they had a special on beer and wings) when she heard two gun shots.
    Samantha looked down at her chunk and noticed one of her love handles
    was bleeding. Unfortunately, it wasn't barbecue sauce. Samantha told the Press of Atlantic City, "I could have been ... dead. They said my love handles saved my life." Samantha also said that she had been "hollering"
    about losing weight, but she has changed her mind after finding out
    that her fat is nature's bullet proof vest. As Samantha said this next
    sentence, Aretha Franklin's arteries shook in fear, "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."

    The article can be viewed here http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/5291931-woman-so-fat-she-cant-be-shot-dead

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    Feb 25, 2010 2:15 AM GMT
    I see she chose to put on her best duds on for interview. talk about fashion forward
  • Iluros

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    Feb 25, 2010 7:00 PM GMT
    It's probably easier to avoid areas where you might be shot than it is to avoid heart disease. icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 25, 2010 7:04 PM GMT
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    this is her after the interview
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    Feb 25, 2010 7:11 PM GMT
    If she weren't so fat, the bullet might have completely missed the fat that was lopped over the side of bar stool. Wonder why she didn't think of that...oh that's probably because that line of thinking doesn't come with a side of fries.
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    Feb 25, 2010 7:19 PM GMT
    jayseguy saidIf she weren't so fat, the bullet might have completely missed the fat that was lopped over the side of bar stool. Wonder why she didn't think of that...oh that's probably because that line of thinking doesn't come with a side of fries.


    That's what I was thinking. The fat actually allowed her to be affected by the bullet. Losing hope in humanity...
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    Feb 25, 2010 9:27 PM GMT
    I want to know what she was shot with. Most typical service calibers will easily penetrate one foot of flesh.
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    Feb 25, 2010 9:30 PM GMT
    Haha, someone should explain to this woman that she's going to die early of being ridiculously unhealthy anyway, even if the bullets don't get her. Let's just hope natural selection weeds her out before she has too many kids.
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Feb 25, 2010 9:40 PM GMT
    lol Love that bitch! icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 25, 2010 9:42 PM GMT
    The fat stopped the bullet but her face could stop time.
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    Feb 25, 2010 9:43 PM GMT
    Doesn't she realize that a size twenty is a bigger target than a size 4
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    Feb 25, 2010 9:45 PM GMT
    I see your fat and raise you a weave!!