What do you do....

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    Feb 25, 2010 9:47 AM GMT
    to tame a wild boner?

    I was on the bus today checking out this hot guy and I couldn't stop looking. I started fantasizing about the things I'd do to him and how he'd look naked then bing bang bong INSTANT SUPER BONER! and my jeans could not hide it so I had to change my thoughts to an old lady gumming her dentures to make it go away. Now I'm curious about what other RJers do to quell their boners when necessary. Actually, I'm just a nosey bitch but whatever.

    Let's hear it.
  • masculumpedes

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    Feb 25, 2010 2:34 PM GMT
    Think of a naked woman.....it disappears instantly icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 25, 2010 3:11 PM GMT

    Think about slipping your grandmother your tongue.


  • darryaz

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    Feb 25, 2010 3:12 PM GMT
    I say enjoy it.

    All these Viagra/Cialis/Levitra commercials I keep seeing indicate that lots of guys can't get one.
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    Feb 25, 2010 4:01 PM GMT
    Just make sure you don't accidentally transfer the attraction to old ladies gumming their dentures.
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    Feb 25, 2010 4:01 PM GMT
    i always get "bus-ons". but i sometimes either do one of these tricks if it doesn't go down fast enough.

    - pretend i'm really bored and yawn a lot
    - pinch my arm or leg as hard as i can, really get in hard icon_smile.gif
    - pretend to get sleepy and wake up abruptly to startle myself

    i can't do the think of your grandma trick 'cos i end up imagining that she has a hot gardener or something and then that's another guy i have to forget! if all else fails, i'm the last to get off the bus to adjust icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 25, 2010 4:06 PM GMT
    why fight it... I just roll with it. The only people who notice hard ons are people looking for them, if they find it then it's like a present! icon_smile.gif I think of it as "philanthropy/community service".

    If someone isn't looking for it and they see it I pretend like everything is totally normal and that I don't have one. If you don't perve on them or freak out they never do.
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    Feb 25, 2010 5:28 PM GMT
    EasilyDistracted saidwhy fight it... I just roll with it. The only people who notice hard ons are people looking for them, if they find it then it's like a present! icon_smile.gif I think of it as "philanthropy/community service".

    If someone isn't looking for it and they see it I pretend like everything is totally normal and that I don't have one. If you don't perve on them or freak out they never do.


    Well if you're wearing something loose like track pants/shorts boners can be quite hard to not notice LOL (I found a site awkwardboners.com icon_lol.gif )
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    Feb 25, 2010 5:32 PM GMT
    judoguy said
    EasilyDistracted saidwhy fight it... I just roll with it. The only people who notice hard ons are people looking for them, if they find it then it's like a present! icon_smile.gif I think of it as "philanthropy/community service".

    If someone isn't looking for it and they see it I pretend like everything is totally normal and that I don't have one. If you don't perve on them or freak out they never do.


    Well if you're wearing something loose like track pants/shorts boners can be quite hard to not notice LOL (I found a site awkwardboners.com icon_lol.gif )
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    I WAS going to write just be happy you can vet them easily and no one will probably notice anyhow. Obviously not always the case!
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    Feb 25, 2010 5:41 PM GMT
    here's a really good one LOL

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    Feb 25, 2010 5:50 PM GMT
    I don't have to hide it, there's nothing to see lol.
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    Feb 25, 2010 5:53 PM GMT
    Grin and bear it... it happens to the best of us.
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    Feb 25, 2010 5:55 PM GMT
    judoguy said
    EasilyDistracted saidwhy fight it... I just roll with it. The only people who notice hard ons are people looking for them, if they find it then it's like a present! icon_smile.gif I think of it as "philanthropy/community service".

    If someone isn't looking for it and they see it I pretend like everything is totally normal and that I don't have one. If you don't perve on them or freak out they never do.


    Well if you're wearing something loose like track pants/shorts boners can be quite hard to not notice LOL

    Ok... yes that would be VERY awkward! LOL.
    I actually get excited easily so I always take the necessary precautions to not have pup tent in my pants... it can be awkward, but it's like sporting a mohawk or colored hair, you just have to own it. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 25, 2010 5:57 PM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidGrin and bear it... it happens to the best of us.



    It's the grin that makes the scene even creepier for witnesses. icon_eek.gif


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    Feb 25, 2010 6:01 PM GMT
    If I am showering or in the steam room at my gym, I think of the Master vampire from season one of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". Dont know why but my hard on goes away instantly.
  • Timbales

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    Feb 25, 2010 6:04 PM GMT
    all of my erections are pre-planned and scheduled

    I'm having on later today at 7:05PM.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Feb 25, 2010 6:06 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidall of my erections are pre-planned and scheduled

    I'm having on later today at 7:05PM.



    Weird, mine is planned at the same time. Should we meet somewhere icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 25, 2010 6:08 PM GMT
    djdorchester said
    SAHEM62896 saidGrin and bear it... it happens to the best of us.



    It's the grin that makes the scene even creepier for witnesses. icon_eek.gif


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    Tournée du chat noir... owww memories.
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    Feb 25, 2010 6:10 PM GMT
    Monir said
    djdorchester said
    SAHEM62896 saidGrin and bear it... it happens to the best of us.



    It's the grin that makes the scene even creepier for witnesses. icon_eek.gif


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    Tournée du chat noir... owww memories.



    I know! But did you see the grinning mustached man with the hardon in front of that cool poster?
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    Feb 25, 2010 6:13 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ said
    Timberoo saidall of my erections are pre-planned and scheduled

    I'm having on later today at 7:05PM.



    Weird, mine is planned at the same time. Should we meet somewhere icon_wink.gif


    I don't think my heart could take the excitement.
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    Feb 25, 2010 6:20 PM GMT
    djdorchester said
    Monir said
    djdorchester said
    SAHEM62896 saidGrin and bear it... it happens to the best of us.



    It's the grin that makes the scene even creepier for witnesses. icon_eek.gif


    boner.jpg


    Tournée du chat noir... owww memories.



    I know! But did you see the grinning mustached man with the hardon in front of that cool poster?


    Haha yes I did, he seems nice, a bit nerdy.
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    Feb 25, 2010 6:20 PM GMT
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    Feb 25, 2010 6:22 PM GMT
    Timberoo said
    CuriousJockAZ said
    Timberoo saidall of my erections are pre-planned and scheduled

    I'm having on later today at 7:05PM.



    Weird, mine is planned at the same time. Should we meet somewhere icon_wink.gif


    I don't think my heart could take the excitement.



    I do know how to administer CPR icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 25, 2010 8:32 PM GMT
    EasilyDistracted said
    judoguy said
    EasilyDistracted saidwhy fight it... I just roll with it. The only people who notice hard ons are people looking for them, if they find it then it's like a present! icon_smile.gif I think of it as "philanthropy/community service".

    If someone isn't looking for it and they see it I pretend like everything is totally normal and that I don't have one. If you don't perve on them or freak out they never do.


    Well if you're wearing something loose like track pants/shorts boners can be quite hard to not notice LOL

    Ok... yes that would be VERY awkward! LOL.
    I actually get excited easily so I always take the necessary precautions to not have pup tent in my pants... it can be awkward, but it's like sporting a mohawk or colored hair, you just have to own it. icon_biggrin.gif



    I am so mad at you for five weeks starting now! LOL
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    Feb 25, 2010 9:49 PM GMT
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