If snot was worth money...

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    Feb 27, 2010 1:24 AM GMT
    I would be rich.
    What about you?
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    Feb 27, 2010 1:37 AM GMT
    I'd just pave the streets with gold


    *HARK*PTOOEY*
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:14 AM GMT
    That just gives a LOVELY image, doesn't it?

    *refusing to search for a picture to accompany comment*
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:33 AM GMT
    Seriously though. I hate having a cold and sitting in class while having to sniffle or sneeze every three minutes. You know that you are annoying everyone else there. And we you do blow your nose it sounds like a fog horn filled with jello.
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:39 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger saidI hate having a cold and sitting in class while having to sniffle or sneeze every three minutes.


    Feeling a little under the weather? icon_sad.gif Do you have anyone to make you hot chocolate, feed you warm soup and tuck you in? Cause I'd be totally up for that. icon_wink.gif And you'd need something to stay warm while you're in bed... I mean, why get two people.

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    Feb 27, 2010 5:40 AM GMT
    My best method for compensating is no more better. If I feel it running down, I'll have a tissue on hand and do the classic nose pinch/brush (akin to scratching your nose or stopping a sneeze) and "subtly" wipe it away.

    Stock up on meds (or for those naturalists on RJ, plant- and/or mineral-based remedies) in the meantime. Face it...you'll be honking and sniffling like there's no tomorrow.
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:41 AM GMT
    The worst thing is projectile snot when you are sick, especially in public. icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:43 AM GMT
    If snot were worth money I'd be a billionaire...but since I had a septoplasty the snot seems to be under control!
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:46 AM GMT
    I think I feel a cold coming on...
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:49 AM GMT
    bigeasydude saidI think I feel a cold coming on...


    Need me to take care of you?
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:50 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger saidSeriously though. I hate having a cold and sitting in class while having to sniffle or sneeze every three minutes. You know that you are annoying everyone else there. And we you do blow your nose it sounds like a fog horn filled with jello.

    you have H1N1 ... go home.
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:54 AM GMT
    Does anyone find it annoying when you see people that make a bigger noise before they sneeze compared to when they actually do sneeze...so anti-climactic! icon_mad.gif
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    Feb 27, 2010 5:57 AM GMT
    I love your topics Thobles - just love 'em.

    However, I HATE you people who come to class when you are sick, and sniff incessantly.

    Stay home with some chicken soup!
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:05 AM GMT
    ... I'd still be poor.
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:17 AM GMT
    MeOhMy said... I'd still be poor.


    You can borrow some of mine if you need to icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:20 AM GMT
    collegekid2004 said
    MeOhMy said... I'd still be poor.


    You can borrow some of mine if you need to icon_biggrin.gif


    I'd rather snot.
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:22 AM GMT
    I would be wealthy...no, very wealthyicon_smile.gif
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:40 AM GMT
    MeOhMy said
    collegekid2004 said
    MeOhMy said... I'd still be poor.


    You can borrow some of mine if you need to icon_biggrin.gif


    I'd rather snot.

    Oh no you didn't.


    If I stayed home the whole time I had this cold I would have to drop all of my classes this semester I'd be so far behind. I know what you mean though, surf. But I did leave half through the day cause I couldn't hack it, if that's any consolation.
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:41 AM GMT
    Tom_Tom said
    TrowelMonger saidI hate having a cold and sitting in class while having to sniffle or sneeze every three minutes.


    Feeling a little under the weather? icon_sad.gif Do you have anyone to make you hot chocolate, feed you warm soup and tuck you in? Cause I'd be totally up for that. icon_wink.gif And you'd need something to stay warm while you're in bed... I mean, why get two people.


    Any time, Tom... any time.
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:46 AM GMT
    You think it's funny. . . but it'snot.
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    Feb 27, 2010 6:54 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger saidI would be rich.
    What about you?

    Not that rich but it'd be blood money.
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    Feb 27, 2010 7:58 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger saidI would be rich.
    What about you?



    This week I would have out earned Bill Gates. icon_sad.gif
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    Feb 27, 2010 10:31 AM GMT
    I'd harvest you people off the streets, install you in a nefarious snot-producing factory under my volcano lair and be rich.
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    Feb 27, 2010 11:24 AM GMT
    'Tis the season, of giving...here in Florida!
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    Feb 27, 2010 11:35 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger said
    MeOhMy said
    collegekid2004 said
    MeOhMy said... I'd still be poor.


    You can borrow some of mine if you need to icon_biggrin.gif


    I'd rather snot.

    Oh no you didn't.


    If I stayed home the whole time I had this cold I would have to drop all of my classes this semester I'd be so far behind. I know what you mean though, surf. But I did leave half through the day cause I couldn't hack it, if that's any consolation.


    Had you stayed home in the beginning, your cold might not have lasted so long. icon_wink.gif

    As for me, I'd be rich as a kid with a dying career by adulthood. I used to be allergic to just about anything airborne. My mom put me on a regimen of vitamin C, colostrum, and MSM. Now, I occasionally have congestion but I don't go through boxes of kleenex a week. icon_razz.gif (edit: at least not for my sinuses icon_twisted.gif )